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  • PThorne
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    • May 2010
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    #1

    Hello

    Hello my Brothers and Sisters! My name is Peter Thorne. I am only 24 but am still holding out for that woman that God has promised me.

    I have come here to strengthen my Faith within this fine community you have. I am a farmer by trade and enjoy working the ground. It amazes me everyday the blessings that we have been given that grow from a tiny little seed.

    Blessing to you all!
    Peter
  • Benedict A. Davis
    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 3900

    #2
    Re: Hello

    I would really love to hear your favorite Biblical verse, and where do you fellowship presently? All you have said about yourself is that you are a farmer and you are looking for a woman, you do know this is not a dating site?
    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church and how you came to find Jesus.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Phebe Carlyle
        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 2604

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by PThorne View Post
        Hello my Brothers and Sisters! My name is Peter Thorne. I am only 24 but am still holding out for that woman that God has promised me.

        I have come here to strengthen my Faith within this fine community you have. I am a farmer by trade and enjoy working the ground. It amazes me everyday the blessings that we have been given that grow from a tiny little seed.

        Blessing to you all!
        Peter
        Only 24? Gracious! I suppose there just aren't too many proper women around your parts or you would have found your help-meet well before now.

        Of course Brother PThorne, you are not at fault, and you did a good thing coming here as no doubt, Jesus lead you here!

        As Brother AFH stated, I would also like to hear your favorite bible verse.

        I would also like to know which fruit and vegetable you enjoy tending to. I am always on the lookout for some lovely fare to add to my pies.

        YIC,

        WS.




        There's Jesus here,
        Just see what He offers me....
        Down here my sins forgiven,
        Up there a home in heaven
        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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        • PThorne
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          • May 2010
          • 15

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
          I would really love to hear your favorite Biblical verse, and where do you fellowship presently? All you have said about yourself is that you are a farmer and you are looking for a woman, you do know this is not a dating site?
          Oh my. I do apologize as I did not mean to come off desperate in looking for a wife. I only follow where the good Lord leads me.

          My favorite Bible verses are Matthew 13:1-23. The Parable of the Sower and the Seed has much to speak to us about. Hence I have it memorized to heart and recite it on a daily basis.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church and how you came to find Jesus.
          Youll have to excuse me Pastor Ezekiel as im not very good at explaining about myself. I farm many acres and that keeps me quite busy.

          My fellowship is small but strong. We only have about 20 regular attendees (Nothing compared to LBC) but God willing we will grow.

          I came to find Jesus through my parents which are devote Baptist. They instilled in me since I was a young boy the Baptist faith.

          Originally posted by wintersnow View Post
          Only 24? Gracious! I suppose there just aren't too many proper women around your parts or you would have found your help-meet well before now.

          Of course Brother PThorne, you are not at fault, and you did a good thing coming here as no doubt, Jesus lead you here!

          As Brother AFH stated, I would also like to hear your favorite bible verse.

          I would also like to know which fruit and vegetable you enjoy tending to. I am always on the lookout for some lovely fare to add to my pies.

          YIC,

          WS.
          No we don't have many proper women around here. Most of them are very sinful before the age of 14. Its quite disturbing how they dress even when its -10 out.

          I do love when corn harvest comes around. Nothing beats some fresh corn on the cob over a fire with some homemade butter. Its making my mouth water just talking about it.

          As for fruits, we have alot of crab apple trees on our farm that produce some amazing apples. Nothing like having on of those to get your morning started. If you would like I would love to send you some when they are ready for you to make into pies and enjoy as well.

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          • Felicity
            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 4834

            #6
            Re: Hello

            @PThorne Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

            Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
            I Jesus!

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            • PThorne
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              • May 2010
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
              @PThorne Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

              Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
              Oh of course we can! Thanks again for the info to get me started around here. This internet stuff is pretty tricky. Can't believe we lived this long without it.

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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834

                #8
                Re: Hello

                @PThorne You're welcome!
                I Jesus!

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                • Dirk
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1425

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Nice thread.

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by PThorne View Post
                    Oh my. I do apologize as I did not mean to come off desperate in looking for a wife. I only follow where the good Lord leads me.

                    My favorite Bible verses are Matthew 13:1-23. The Parable of the Sower and the Seed has much to speak to us about. Hence I have it memorized to heart and recite it on a daily basis.



                    Youll have to excuse me Pastor Ezekiel as im not very good at explaining about myself. I farm many acres and that keeps me quite busy.

                    My fellowship is small but strong. We only have about 20 regular attendees (Nothing compared to LBC) but God willing we will grow.

                    I came to find Jesus through my parents which are devote Baptist. They instilled in me since I was a young boy the Baptist faith.



                    No we don't have many proper women around here. Most of them are very sinful before the age of 14. Its quite disturbing how they dress even when its -10 out.

                    I do love when corn harvest comes around. Nothing beats some fresh corn on the cob over a fire with some homemade butter. Its making my mouth water just talking about it.

                    As for fruits, we have alot of crab apple trees on our farm that produce some amazing apples. Nothing like having on of those to get your morning started. If you would like I would love to send you some when they are ready for you to make into pies and enjoy as well.
                    Praise be to you Brother PThorne. It sounds as though you have a mighty, bountiful harvest of God given produce and I would enjoy thoroughly you passing some of that bounty on to me and of course, I would make you some delicious pies for your own consumption in return! Also know that all other pies will be relegated to a Church bake sale, with note of course that it is your very special fruit offerings are enveloped within my pie.

                    I also realize that there are many a wanton girl out there, hence my own private counselling. Perhaps I could introduce you to the young ladies I have reformed from squaller and ungodliness; those lucky enough to still be virgins of course and perhaps one of those would be to your liking. I do have to admit that the girls I counsel by some standards are a little "old" 17-18 (for example) but they know their place and have been taught (through biblical verse of course) to submit as any good, god-fearing woman should.

                    I certainly feel blessed to have made your aquaintance, Brother PThorne.

                    YIC,

                    WS.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • PThorne
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                      • May 2010
                      • 15

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by wintersnow View Post
                      Praise be to you Brother PThorne. It sounds as though you have a mighty, bountiful harvest of God given produce and I would enjoy thoroughly you passing some of that bounty on to me and of course, I would make you some delicious pies for your own consumption in return! Also know that all other pies will be relegated to a Church bake sale, with note of course that it is your very special fruit offerings are enveloped within my pie.

                      I also realize that there are many a wanton girl out there, hence my own private counselling. Perhaps I could introduce you to the young ladies I have reformed from squaller and ungodliness; those lucky enough to still be virgins of course and perhaps one of those would be to your liking. I do have to admit that the girls I counsel by some standards are a little "old" 17-18 (for example) but they know their place and have been taught (through biblical verse of course) to submit as any good, god-fearing woman should.

                      I certainly feel blessed to have made your aquaintance, Brother PThorne.

                      YIC,

                      WS.
                      As soon as those apples come to harvest I will have a box ready and on a plane headed your way. Just PM me your address. I hope 100lbs will be enough.

                      I appreciate your offer but unless they are a white, american and of certain weight and height restrictions I would have to decline. But I am open to options if you can meet my standards.

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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by PThorne View Post
                        As soon as those apples come to harvest I will have a box ready and on a plane headed your way. Just PM me your address. I hope 100lbs will be enough.

                        I appreciate your offer but unless they are a white, american and of certain weight and height restrictions I would have to decline. But I am open to options if you can meet my standards.

                        I look forward to your fruits and I will forward my address to you in PM forthwith. Thank you for giving me permission to enter your private space, Brother PThorne.

                        Oh dear, alas and alack. I could provide to you some wonderful girls, but unfortunately they do not meet your very allowing criteria on all levels. They do fit the bill on all but one level. Unfortunately, they are not American. I do however attempt to Americanize them as much as is humanly possible; even to the point in their comprehension classes, removing any superfluous vowels from words (neighbor, color..etc) and of course, replacing when required, es's for zee's and as part of the classes, we also on occasion watch Andy Hardy movies. (research purposes only).

                        I do hope you God leads you to an appropriate woman in the near future, Brother.

                        YIC,

                        WS.




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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