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  • Bjorn the Berserker
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 8
    #1

    Hello...

    I am Bjorn the Berserker
    I have come to raid your village and eat babies
    Anything else you want to know. Just ask
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: Hello...

      I thank you for being honest with us. As we all know, the Danish are a violent and drunken lot. Have you ever met some of our missionaries in Denmark? A while back we had an evangelical crusade roll through Copenhagen with mixed results. Usually we are more successful in third world countries, but there were a lot of protests and hate coming from the native populace.

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604
          #3
          Re: Hello...

          Originally posted by Bjorn the Berserker View Post
          I am Bjorn the Berserker
          I have come to raid your village and eat babies
          Anything else you want to know. Just ask
          So you are Danish AND an athiest?




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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            • LydiaJohnson
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2009
              • 36
              #4
              Re: Hello...

              You filthy heathen. You should be ashamed of youself

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