Hello!

[Hell's Fire]

Hello, there!

My name is Elijah and I am 21 years old.

I was born to a family that is not religious, but my friend is very worried about my soul, so I came here because people seem to like it, I suppose. I guess I need help? I live where there are lots of Mormons and there aren't any churches that I can reach. Plus I don't have a car, so driving is out of the option~ I don't think God would take kindly to me stealing a car to drive to a church, that doesn't sound very right. Though, funny story, my little sister did go to church with her friend and stole a dollar from my parents to give to offering.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend, glad you took time out of your hectic modern life to visit with us.

Poor baby has no car, well thank the good Lord you have feet, son! Walk to Church. It is good for you, builds character.

You sister should of taken all the evil money from your Godless parents and given it to Jesus. I am sure God smiled upon your sister that day.

[Felicity]

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@Hell's Fire Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Hello, there!

My name is Elijah and I am 21 years old.

I was born to a family that is not religious, but my friend is very worried about my soul, so I came here because people seem to like it, I suppose. I guess I need help? I live where there are lots of Mormons and there aren't any churches that I can reach. Plus I don't have a car, so driving is out of the option~ I don't think God would take kindly to me stealing a car to drive to a church, that doesn't sound very right. Though, funny story, my little sister did go to church with her friend and stole a dollar from my parents to give to offering.

Hello Elijah.

I can certainly understand your friend being worried about your soul, especially considering you are in such close vicinity to those FALSE propheteers, The Mormons! AND you were raised by Godless heathens.

But there IS good news my friend! You took a wonderful, and vital first step towards your Salvation, just by joining here, where you can bask in the love and glory of Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior.

If I may make a suggestion. Go and buy yourself the ONLY TRUE WORD of God: KJV1611 Bible, post-haste! Do not settle for any other inferior and tainted "version". Actually, to make it even easier for you, here is a link where you could purchase it online and it can be delivered to your door!

http://www.thekjvstore.com/product_list.php?mcid=1&scid=3&sid=2f9dc4daaa0b78081e00d592ea0fbc46

Gosh, having found that site, I may even get myself a couple more!!

Look forward to interacting with you more.

YIC,

WS.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hello, there!

My name is Elijah and I am 21 years old.

I was born to a family that is not religious, but my friend is very worried about my soul, so I came here because people seem to like it, I suppose. I guess I need help? I live where there are lots of Mormons and there aren't any churches that I can reach. Plus I don't have a car, so driving is out of the option~ I don't think God would take kindly to me stealing a car to drive to a church, that doesn't sound very right. Though, funny story, my little sister did go to church with her friend and stole a dollar from my parents to give to offering.

Another "one-and-done" heathen I guess. When Jesus sends him to Hell, he'll remember the day he had a chance to turn his life around with great regret I bet. Oh well, one more Hellbound soul more or less hardly matters in God's grand scheme. Sucks to be him though.

[ten-thousand and one]

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RUN! THEY THINK PUNCHING HOMOSEXUALS MAKES THEM NICE PEOPLE! THEY THINK STARS ARE DIAMONDS! THEY THINK THE EARTH IS FLAT! GET OUT OF THERE!

[James Dewitt]

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RUN! THEY THINK PUNCHING HOMOSEXUALS MAKES THEM NICE PEOPLE! THEY THINK STARS ARE DIAMONDS! THEY THINK THE EARTH IS FLAT! GET OUT OF THERE!

We don't really punch homersexurals, we use the Bible and the word of God. Unless one of the fags touches my backside, then I hit him with the Bible. Beat some sense into them.
Stars are diamonds silly, That's why they twinkle in the night sky.
God says the earth is flat, He is way above my pay grade to argue with.

[Latter Day Saint]

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Why doesn't anyone wonder if God makes things like evolution happen? He has total control (except for our free will and all). Otherwise, you just think that things that have been PROVEN are lies...like Gravity. I believe in it. The stars twinkle because of the light they give off. they are white, because white is the combination of all colors. They are VERY far away, that's why they appear so small.

[James Dewitt]

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Why doesn't anyone wonder if God makes things like evolution happen? He has total control (except for our free will and all). Otherwise, you just think that things that have been PROVEN are lies...like Gravity. I believe in it. The stars twinkle because of the light they give off. they are white, because white is the combination of all colors. They are VERY far away, that's why they appear so small.

Are you referring to the One and Only God, or one of you Morons on some planet wearing magic underwear?

[Hell's Fire]

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Thanks everyone, and thanks Felicity! I would like to be friends.

And there are a lot of Mormons here. I haven't even seen a Baptist church since getting here, which is kind of odd. Where I came from, there was one on every corner.

And thanks for the website link, Wintersnow! I shall definitely have to look into buying one, if I want to go to Heaven. Burning for all eternity definitely does not sound fun at all.

I thought Mormons only had one God, but I admit I don't really know much about Mormons, either~ I am pretty much a blank slate, if you ignore the atheist upbringing.

[Hell's Fire]

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Those are pretty filthy words, Kingcaptainman. This is supposed to be a family site, so I don't think you ought to be using such language here.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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:-) Welcome, Hell's Fire. You seem like a Godly person. I'm a new arrival and I've found this to be a wonderful place. I hope you do too.

[unsaved sinner]

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Welcome - I hope you find Jesus here. If you don't, you may never find Him. Like you, I am trying to get saved. Praise Jesus!!!