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  • szandor
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Greetings from Europe

    Good day everyone. My name is Antón, I am 23 years old and I come from Hungary. My interests are black metal, satanism, atheism, drugs and alcohol. I am also interested in psychology, which is one of the reasons why I registered on this forum. I find it extremely fascinating that grown men and women believe in a fictional character, similar to Santa Clause and the Easter Rabbit. Here is my favorite bible verse, quoted from the King James Bible: Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. I like how the bible tells us that God is not almighty. All hail the iron chariots!
  • Brother Helge
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1074

    #2
    Re: Greetings from Europe

    You forgott to tell us why you hate Jesus so much!
    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    John 8:32

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Greetings from Europe

      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Greetings from Europe

        How does the Devil's taint taste, Szandor?
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • szandor
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2010
          • 2

          #5
          Re: Greetings from Europe

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          How does the Devil's taint taste, Szandor?
          Delicious, like scallops.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: Greetings from Europe

            You know, Szandor, there is no more sure-fire way of getting into Hell than worshipping Satan. Can you imagine what it feels like to have a red-hot pitchfork stuffed up your ass? To have your genitals devoured over and over again by dirty, snaggle-toothed demons?
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #7
              Re: Greetings from Europe

              Originally posted by szandor View Post
              Good day everyone. My name is Antón, I am 23 years old and I come from Hungary. My interests are black metal, satanism, atheism, drugs and alcohol. I am also interested in psychology, which is one of the reasons why I registered on this forum. I find it extremely fascinating that grown men and women believe in a real character, similar to Santa Clause and the Easter Rabbit. Here is my favorite bible verse, quoted from the King James Bible: Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. I like how the bible tells us that God is not almighty. All hail the iron chariots!
              I read your favorite verse to say that he (Judah) had support of God ,as he had in defeating past foes,but he (Judah) had his doubts because of the iron chariots. Don't put your faith in modern things before your trust in God or you are going to lose, loser.
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • Chris T
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2010
                • 134

                #8
                Re: Greetings from Europe

                Originally posted by szandor View Post
                My name is Antón, I am 23 years old and I come from Hungary. My interests are black metal, satanism, atheism, drugs and alcohol.
                I find it extremely fascinating that grown men and women believe in a real character, similar to Santa Clause and the Easter Rabbit.
                I can't believe people actually try and convince us that europe isn't full of devil-worshipping, goat-raping, drug addicted heathens! How many posts like this do we get on our Godly forums from europe alone? It makes me sick.

                Don't worry though, heathen, Jesus and I are going to enjoy watching you roast in hell!
                Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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