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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #16
    Re: Greetings from down under.

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    I knew it!
    It IS a large Church(over 1000) he attends Billy Bob Jenkins, and that is not to say that he doesn't know each and every one of their flock. That said however, he has not even researched his own church PRIOR to going to even know if they hold True Christian values or not, so given that, I doubt he has investigated all who attend with him!

    However, as they ARE an AOG Ministry, it is quite clear to me at least, that they are NOT True Christians.

    Many child molesters posing as Pastors, preaching from inferior "interpretative" Bibles, no less. I can guarantee you could not see a copy of the KJV1611 in ANY of their churches, nor their brethren households. I doubt any of the women in his church could make a good pie... the list goes on and on!!

    I must leave for now and pray on this. It is all quite upsetting.

    YIC,

    WS.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • SirSamVimes
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2010
      • 12

      #17
      Re: Greetings from down under.

      I didn't do any research, because I'm sixteen. My family moved to that church, so I did too.

      And I can vouch for the fact that my mother, one of the guitarists on the worship team can make a damn good pie.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: Greetings from down under.

        Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
        I didn't do any research, because I'm sixteen. My family moved to that church, so I did too.

        And I can vouch for the fact that my mother, one of the guitarists on the worship team can make a damn good pie.
        Does your mom know that you are on line? Don't you have something better to do, find some flies and pull the wings off them or what ever just go away little boy.

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #19
          Re: Greetings from down under.

          Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
          I didn't do any research, because I'm sixteen. My family moved to that church, so I did too.
          Well, obviously you don't heed the The Lord's words:

          LUKE 11:9-10

          "And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened."

          And I can vouch for the fact that my mother, one of the guitarists on the worship team can make a damn good pie.
          Well your word is nothing and it is a given that good pie making skills go out the door when women waste time on such trivialities.

          YIC,

          WS




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • Dirk
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1425

            #20
            Re: Greetings from down under.

            Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
            Hello, my name is Samuel, and I am from New Zealand (Please don't argue about my nation, there's a thread elsewhere for it.)
            Why not? God DOES hate New Zealand.

            I am a Christian, and I have been my entire life, currently going to the pentecostal church Harbourside. However, this forum seems to preach a different kind of Christianity I am used to, more filled with prejudice and bigotry than any I've seen.
            Have you read the KJV1611 Bible? That is not a prejuidiced book at all! In fact, it's the only book that contains the Truth.

            So, I'm here to attempt to provide a reasonable counterpoint to your views, at least until I inevitably get banned for disagreeing with you.
            Why counterpoint our views? Don't you want to be saved?

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            • Brother Snapper Grogan
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 608

              #21
              Re: Greetings from down under.

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Oh yeah, then what about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling
              Brother Billy Bob - remember that SirJamesVines is a New Zealander. I don't think they have snakes there. This is probably why they're all sheep handlers.
              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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              • SirSamVimes
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jun 2010
                • 12

                #22
                Re: Greetings from down under.

                Why would I want to be saved when I've already been saved?

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings from down under.

                  Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
                  Why would I want to be saved when I've already been saved?
                  You have not been saved by God and that is apparent considering you frequent an AOG ministry.

                  Frankly youngster, I doubt whether you have even read an inferior bible, let alone the only TRUTH- KJV1611.

                  You must have been lead here by Jesus for us to help you on the road to TRUE SALVATION!!

                  YIC,

                  WS




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #24
                    Re: Greetings from down under.

                    Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
                    Why would I want to be saved when I've already been saved?
                    If you had been saved you wouldn't be here back-talking your elders.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Dirk
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1425

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings from down under.

                      Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
                      Why would I want to be saved when I've already been saved?
                      Yet your status says unsaved trash, explain that!

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                      • Felicity
                        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 4834

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings from down under.

                        @SirSamVimes Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                        Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
                        I Jesus!

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