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God rides a Harley
Tho psalm 12.4 states categorically that "we will Triumph ..." I tell you, God does not ride a rocket3, a thunderbird or a bonnyville!
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2 Chronicles 7:14
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I have no idea what you are saying, but I suggest you do a better introduction than that.Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
Preferably one that tells us who and what you are.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Please tell us about yourself, your church and how you came to find Jesus.
How many abos do you own?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hello and welcome. Tell us more about yourself. What church you attend and how many sons your wife has borne you.
We use the King James version of the Bible here.
Psalm 12:4 Who have said, With our tongue will we prevail; our lips are our own: who is lord over us?
Plus, what does Triumph have to do with Harley?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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My apologies. I will type slower!
There are many many references in the holy word that talks about our God "triumphing." And, yes, I agree he is triumphant. BUT that does not mean that he would ride a Triumph.
To be more specific to the uninitiated, a triumph, sometimes referred to as a TRUMPY is a brand of motorcycle.
The bible sadly does not mention that our heavenly father would ride American Iron! But you must place it in context. Our sweet Jesus only sent the Harley and the Davidson families on this earth in the 18th centuries post our Lord.
Harley only produced from 1903. Hence why there is no mention of Harleys in the bible.
Triumph on the other hand started production in 1902. And there is a heck of a lot of mention in the bible with regards our God triumphing. But ..... seriously. Triumph motorcycles were started by a German dude in England. Credibility factor?????2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Are you serious? I am "under investigation?"
The Lord our God says ... come to me in Peace! ... (Matthew 11.28) He welcomes all of his children. I am sure he would be displeased that I come with no malice intent and you have thwarted that.
I bid you only love and joy that only the Lord our God can give. Should you NOT choose to accept, I will fair thee well and pray for your soul.
Sweet dreams and God bless!
Charli2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Why? What do you have to hide? You are a biker so of course you have a criminal record. You might as well just come out with it up front.Originally posted by Charli Harley View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
We're here to praise Jesus, not motorscooters.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Oh give me a break.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Jesus walked a multitude of miles in roman sandals and no doubt had countless blisters and barnacles to prove it.
That was then. Get with the times Dude. If Jesus walked the earth right now would you not offer him a lift? Would you allow him to carry his cross on his own? Would you expect him to forgo comforts?
Pastor Ezekial I challenge you to sit back and watch the son of our God wander route 66 in primitive footwear. You can cruise right on past in your car, bike, skateboard or pony.
Not me. I have a pillion seat on my Harley for our saviour!
And I offer you a zillion apologies for there not being a scripture that backs up the claim that Charli Girl will give her saviour a lift on the back of her bike!
Like I said ... there are a prolific number of Triumph scriptures and I can quote them all if Pasta Ezekial insists, but the truth of the matter is that actions speak louder than words. And should I see the our Jesus walking that Route 66 I would not pass on by.
Little children, let us not love with word or with tongue, but in deed and truth” (1 John 3:17,18). If we say we love another believer but let him go on suffering when we have the ability to relieve his suffering, we don’t love him at all. Our actions contradict our words, and actions speak louder than words.2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Are you trying to say Jesus was some biker?The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Matthew 9:6 But so you know. The Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins.Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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And unless you sincerely repent, He won't do it.Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
When you appear on bended knee in front of Jesus come Judgment Day, He won't be interested in listening to your prattle about motorbikes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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So here we have another who would let Him walk the walk in roman sandals rather than offer Him a pillion seat.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAnd unless you sincerely repent, He won't do it.
When you appear on bended knee in front of Jesus come Judgment Day, He won't be interested in listening to your prattle about motorbikes.2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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This is abolute nonsense.
It would be far too dangerous for our Baby Jesus to go anywhere near one of those 2 wheeled death machines.
The only fitting vehicle would be the same as those favored by our Pastors, the ALL AMERICAN Escalade
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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