[Sister Charli]

Re: God rides a Harley

The only fitting vehicle would be the same as those favored by our Pastors, the ALL AMERICAN Escalade

Wot is an escalade?

Does it have a baby capsule for our lord?

What colours does it come in?

Is it photogenic?

[Talitha]

Re: God rides a Harley

It is everything that a True Christian™ American could ever need.

[Sister Charli]

Re: God rides a Harley

This is abolute nonsense.
It would be far too dangerous for our Baby Jesus to go anywhere near one of those 2 wheeled death machines.

You are being a silly billy Talitha.

Our Lord Jesus had a sense of adventure, not to mention his "faith" as evidenced by his ability to walk on water.

I dare you ... step out of a boat in the middle of a lake! No? Too chicken?

OK. I dare you. Take the pillion seat on my Harley. Again ... chicken!!

BUT not our God. Our saviour. He had faith not just in his disciples but also in the machinery they would ultimately produce.

You call it a "death machine". Myself and my God call it not just an instrument to get us from point a to point b BUT a fun factor, a gift of God, a heavenly manufacture that keeps carbon imissions to a minimum thus to protect the ecoculture of this delicate planet that our saviour has bequeathed to us for such a short time.

How can you argue with that?

[Sister Charli]

Re: God rides a Harley

It is everything that a True Christian™ American could ever need.

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Ostentatious gas guzzler.

Our Lord Jesus would be much more comfortable on a Harley!!!!

[Marcus Aurelius]

Re: God rides a Harley

I think he's got his referneces mixed up along with the dates. It was Joshua who arrived after everyone heard his 'Herald'. That was an early triumph model. Either that or its a typo on our blessed 'Heavanly David's Son'.

[HTannor]

Re: God rides a Harley




........and ended up here using the name Charli.

[Sister Charli]

Re: God rides a Harley

........and ended up here using the name Charli.

Good morning HTannor.

And what a beautiful day our Lord has given us.

We will rejoice and be glad in it.

As for the T shirt .... I think you have me confused with someone else.

This is my one.

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: God rides a Harley

Now, we have to get one thing straight right here, right now.
God doesn't ride anything.
God doesn't need to ride anything.
God is Omnipresent. He is everywhere at the same time. He don't need no Scoot.

God CREATED the Motorcycle as an aid to man so we can go out there and spread THE GOOD NEWS about OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.

Whether those Sinners want to hear it or not.

[Sister Charli]

Re: God rides a Harley

Brother Batty,

I see from your avatar attire and your location that you too love to ride.

Might we agree that God is in fact the "trinity"?

Whilst God the Father and God the Holy Spirit are indeed omnipresent, would you just ride on by and allow God the Son (our beloved Jesus) to wear his feet to blisters in those awful roman sandals.

I put it to you Brother Batty, that you would pull up your Iron Horse and give him your pillion seat. In fact, I even go so far as to suggest that you might give him the handlebars and you take the rear. (I mean that with no sexual connotation implied.)

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: God rides a Harley

Brother Batty,

I see from your avatar attire and your location that you too love to ride.

Might we agree that God is in fact the "trinity"?

Whilst God the Father and God the Holy Spirit are indeed omnipresent, would you just ride on by and allow God the Son (our beloved Jesus) to wear his feet to blisters in those awful roman sandals.

I put it to you Brother Batty, that you would pull up your Iron Horse and give him your pillion seat. In fact, I even go so far as to suggest that you might give him the handlebars and you take the rear. (I mean that with no sexual connotation implied.)

I can easily forgive your simple addled female brain for getting confused.

Of course God is the Trinity. The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.

As I said, Jesus don't need to ride nowhere. He is with us day, night, come rain come shine, and even when you are in there washing all your filthy Lady Parts in the shower. Jesus is there, watching you, making sure you don't go touching them dirty parts for any longer than needed.

One thing to get straight lady.
Nobody rides my Scoot but me and I ain't no Bitch on back for nobody.

[Sister Charli]

Re: God rides a Harley

One thing to get straight lady.
Nobody rides my Scoot but me and I ain't no Bitch on back for nobody.

Whoooops ..... my mistake.

I mistook you for a Christian.

Should the Lord Jesus Christ want to ride my bike I would hand over the key.

Praise be to Him.

[Sister Charli]

Re: God rides a Harley

I notice that the lovely Felicity has a virgin badge.

How do I receive one of these?

How do I prove it?

I am saving myself for my wedding night.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God rides a Harley

I notice that the lovely Felicity has a virgin badge.

How do I receive one of these?

How do I prove it?

I am saving myself for my wedding night.

You present yourself as a whore, and you don't attend church. 'Nuff said.

[Sister Charli]

Re: God rides a Harley

You present yourself as a whore, and you don't attend church. 'Nuff said.

You are most unkind Paster Ezekial.

How can you label a virgin as a whore?

All my life I have waited for Jesus to provide me with a husband.

I do not even touch myself down below other than very briefly when showering and toileting and have never shown it to another.

My nearest Christian church is 500 miles away and I will not got to cult meetings like the Catholicks or the other false god worshipping "religions".

I spend hours locked in my prayer cupboard daily, on bended knee, self flagellating begging and pleading for God to send me a good virile fertile Christian husband so that I have time to add to God's Army with lots of little soldiers.

You have made me very upset Paster Ezekiel. No one has ever called me a whore before.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: God rides a Harley

I am saving myself for my wedding night.

This is a useless fantasy on your part, as you have already deflowered yourself. To be blunt (and somewhat graphic -- may GOD forgive me), riding a motorbike is akin to riding a horse: neither activity is suitable for young unmarried ladies, as such activities always cause a rupturing of the hymen (I know this to be true as it makes perfect sense to me). This should not be confused with rapturing of the hymen, which is what happens when one submits oneself to her husband on her wedding night.

You are second-hand goods, dear. Best you commit to a life of repentant celibacy, begging JESUS for forgiveness at every opportunity.