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  • #1

    It's me, Horscht!

    Hi,

    I just wanted to introduce myself to this wonderful forum. I found this site through the video "How to Approach a Homosexual" by Mrs. Whitford on youtube.



    I'm a 32 year old German. My Name is Horst (the system doesn't allow such a short name so I changed it to Horscht). I found Jesus only recently when I visited my cousin in Georgia and accompanied her to her Southern Baptist congregation. Back in Germany I'm still searching for a Bible-believing Church but did not succeed until now and so right now I still attend my local lutheran Church.

    I hope to find likeminded people here to help me on my path towards Salvation.

    Thank you and God bless.
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  • #2
    Re: It's me, Horscht!

    Originally posted by Horscht View Post
    Hi,

    I just wanted to introduce myself to this wonderful forum. I found this site through the video "How to Approach a Homosexual" by Mrs. Whitford on youtube ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odDyTyUYUIs )

    I'm a 32 year old German. My Name is Horst (the system doesn't allow such a short name so I changed it to Horscht). I found Jesus only recently when I visited my cousin in Georgia and accompanied her to her Southern Baptist congregation. Back in Germany I'm still searching for a Bible-believing Church but did not succeed until now and so right now I still attend my local lutheran Church.

    I hope to find likeminded people here to help me on my path towards Salvation.

    Thank you and God bless.
    Hi Horst!

    It's good that you found us, because BOTH of those churches that you mentioned are false churches!

    They say they are Christians, but they don't love Jesus right.

    You should learn all about how to a REAL Christian here, I don't think there any real churches in Germany. You're not a Nazi, are you?


    Tammi


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    • #3
      Re: It's me, Horscht!

      Praise Jesus and pass the saurkraut! Welcome to God's favorite forum, Horse. If you tell me what city you're in, I can help you find a good independant Baptist church over there.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: It's me, Horscht!

        @Horscht Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
        I Jesus!

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        • #5
          Re: It's me, Horscht!

          Thank you for the welcome.

          Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
          You should learn all about how to a REAL Christian here, I don't think there any real churches in Germany.
          What, NO real churches? I then have to pick the church closest to a real church. You need a church, just learning on the internet is not enough I think.

          For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them. (Matthew 18:20)
          Well I would appreciate if somebody could point out a proper Biblebelieving Baptist Church to me. As I'm a recovering homosexual I particularly look for a congregation who holds a firm zero-tolerance standpoint towards this abomination or even has an ex-gay ministry. But this kind of thing is hard to find in Europes biggest cesspool that is Berlin.

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          • #6
            Re: It's me, Horscht!

            You're in luck. A few seconds with Google produced THIS result.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: It's me, Horscht!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You're in luck. A few seconds with Google produced THIS result.
              While your certainly know better than me Pastor, the name International Baptist Church in that link gave me pause. The word International has a rather leftist, and I daresay, almost tolerant connotation.

              I do hope it is a True Christian™ style Baptist church.
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              • #8
                Re: It's me, Horscht!

                Welcome to the forums, Horscht!

                You aren't named after that Jew beet soup, are you?
                Matthew 7:15
                Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                • #9
                  Re: It's me, Horscht!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  You're in luck. A few seconds with Google produced THIS result.

                  Errr excuse me Pastor Ezekiel but isn't Google the tool of Satan
                  Shouldn't we be working toward Christian search engines???
                  Do LBC have something in the pipeleine???
                  2 Samuel 22:31

                  As for God, His way is perfect;
                  The word of the LORD is proven;
                  He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                  • #10
                    Re: It's me, Horscht!

                    Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                    Errr excuse me Pastor Ezekiel but isn't Google the tool of Satan
                    Shouldn't we be working toward Christian search engines???
                    Do LBC have something in the pipeleine???
                    True Christians(tm) use the JesOS Operating System, but you people don't have access to it, so Godless Google is the best you can do.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: It's me, Horscht!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      True Christians™ use the JesOS Operating System, but you people don't have access to it, so Godless Google is the best you can do.
                      JesOS Operating.........I am sure that the likes of Bill Gates won't approve.

                      I presume that it won't operate on Macs????
                      2 Samuel 22:31

                      As for God, His way is perfect;
                      The word of the LORD is proven;
                      He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                      • #12
                        Re: It's me, Horscht!

                        Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                        JesOS Operating.........I am sure that the likes of Bill Gates won't approve.
                        We don't care about Bill Gates, we only care about Jesus.

                        I presume that it won't operate on Macs????
                        Indeed, Macs are good for 1 thing only, burning them to ashes.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #13
                          Re: It's me, Horscht!

                          Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                          JesOS Operating.........I am sure that the likes of Bill Gates won't approve.

                          I presume that it won't operate on Macs????
                          JesOS will operate perfectly on Macs. As soon as you boot it the Mac will burst into unquenchable flames, taking its heathen owner with it to the Fiery Pit.
                          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                          • #14
                            Re: It's me, Horscht!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Praise Jesus and pass the saurkraut! Welcome to God's favorite forum, Horse. .
                            Lawd, I be thinkin he was "Borscht" and was gonna ask him to pass us da sour cream!
                            Last edited by James Hutchins; 06-09-2010, 09:11 PM. Reason: Added a missing period
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                            • #15
                              Re: It's me, Horscht!

                              Missus Vavoline! I thought they sent you back to Africa! Where have you been?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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