[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: It's me, Horscht!

Missus Vavoline! I thought they sent you back to Africa! Where have you been?

Lawd, Lawd, Lawd, Mr James!
Wif so much goin on, you know we was gonna give da Eulogy at Mr Gary Colemans funeral but it be on hold and Lawd I cain't be stayin in LA fo da rest of my life and we jist got back from a fabulous bacation at da Creation Museum. It's a "must go" fo every good Christian here at da Landover.
We also had LeVitas graduation ober at da Madonna Heights School fo gals so we be bery, bery buzy, you know.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: It's me, Horscht!

Hi,

I just wanted to introduce myself to this wonderful forum. I found this site through the video "How to Approach a Homosexual" by Mrs. Whitford on youtube.

I'm a 32 year old German. My Name is Horst (the system doesn't allow such a short name so I changed it to Horscht). I found Jesus only recently when I visited my cousin in Georgia and accompanied her to her Southern Baptist congregation. Back in Germany I'm still searching for a Bible-believing Church but did not succeed until now and so right now I still attend my local lutheran Church.

I hope to find likeminded people here to help me on my path towards Salvation.

Thank you and God bless.

Hello Horst,

It is wonderful to know that you have finally seen the Light, so welcome to LBC: The Lord's FAVORITE FORUM!!

Admittedly, I had a few concerns on seeing your introduction title as I immediately saw some Homer activity in your writing. It very much reminded me of that disgusting gaybo heathen, Brüno!

As you do live in his general region, that could explain it I suppose.

My Pastor got the documentary dvd as to Bruno out for educational purposes of course, so that we could also define specific homer activity and how to deal with it. That was before we knew of Mrs. Whitford's excellent study tool and now we never stray from that!

Then I saw your name is really Horst, which conjures up concerns as to bestiality as well.

That Bruno homer also "rides" horses, I have seen.

So I ask, is Horst your Christian name or perhaps a "trophy" nickname as to your equine conquests?

IF so, has that phase of your life also ended now?


I hope so on BOTH counts because God is very clear and airs His disdain and the consequences on both issues.

Leviticus 20:13

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them

1 Corinthians 6

9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.

All quite clear.

Anyway, what is your favorite pie, your favorite Bible verse?

What made you see the error of your ways? A good Testimonial always brightens my day!

Just a personal question here. What is it with you Germans and pancake soup?

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Horscht]

Re: It's me, Horscht!

Dear Mrs. Wintersnow,

thank you for the warm welcome.

Anyway, what is your favorite pie

I like fruitpie best. I like it fruity and creamy

your favorite Bible verse?

That would indeed be Leviticus 20:13 (see the explanation below)

What made you see the error of your ways? A good Testimonial always brightens my day!

This was when I visited my cousin in Georgia.

Here in Godless Europe, homosexuality has simply become a matter of course. The gay-controlled media ridicules normal people and makes the homerish deathstyle look "cool" and "hip". I think an islamofascist plot is behind all this, they want to weaken the white population in order to take over the whole continent (which is soon to happen). Well as a youth I didn't see through all this and so I chose the gay lifestyle to be "one of them".

Well, my cousin from Georgia had put a Bible (KJV) on my bed table. That one night, I decided to open a random page of it and if the text applied to me, I would walk with Jesus and leave my depraved European ways behind me. I opened the page and I read - Leviticus 20:13. Believe you me, I was in tears for the whole night.

IJWT,

Horscht

[John Creeser]

Re: It's me, Horscht!

Welcome to this divine forum.

I am somewhat concerned with your handle, when I read it, I read it as horsesh*t.