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  • ThatDamnFinn
    Unsaved trash
     
    • Jun 2010
    • 35

    #1

    Another damned one

    Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

    Before we begin, you can just go ahead and put that “Unsaved trash” -title under my name. “Investigation” would be meaningless. Thank you.

    Now then. I’m a 21 year old guy from Finland. I chose my name to reflect that and the fact that you will mostly likely call me that anyhow because:
    1) I do not follow the bible (nor really believe in it)
    2) I cannot be counted as a Christian (though I am still officially part of the Finnish Evangelic-Lutheric church, like most other of my country men. “Officially” means that they can still find my name from their books)
    3) I have no interest of following a phoney “one true religion of the world” (be that Christianity, Islam, or any other religion that claims to be “the one”)
    4) I WILL be arguing with most of you a lot, judging by what I’ve read so far (I think you people are just hilarious)
    There will most likely be more specific reasons to add to that, but I just wanted to give you a fair warning.

    Facts about me:
    -I do not drink alcohol
    -I do not smoke
    -I do not use drugs (medical or otherwise)
    -I do not have a long hair (that seems to be an issue for some of you)
    -I am not a goth, though most of my cloths are black (wich also seems to be an issue)
    -I do listen to heavy and power metal (Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, Manowar, Sabaton, etc)
    -I do listen to classic music (violin and choir music are my weakness)
    -I do play videogames (FPS, RPG, strategy, TPS, etc. So pretty much anything, but sport and driving games, that just seem to bore me)
    -I like to read books (mostly fantasy or sci-fi, but also books about war history)

    Anything else that you want to know about me, simply ask.

    I am aware that this forum is intended for zealous followers of Christianity, one that has little tolerance for non-believers at that. None the less, I will simply view this as an opportunity to see an opposing side of the human nature compared to mine, one that rather wraps itself into blind belief rather then trying to find new answers through questioning things around us.

    I think that’s about it, so at last I just want to apologize for any current and future grammar/spelling mistakes I make. Also, as a favour, my parents always taught me to be polite when talking with someone, so if I ever degenerate to the level that I only use phrases like “you f***ing a****le!” in my text, please shoot me on the spot. Thank you.

    I hope we can have many interesting moments in the future, sincerely,
    -ThatDamnFinn

    P.S As I currently do not have a picture of myself anywhere, I will be using this picture of wolf instead, since I like wolves. No pun of any kind intended, though that I think about it..
    P.P.S: *rolls on the floor laughing after seeing the smileys* What can I say, some of those are just so weird I can’t but laugh. The sarcasm one is most likely my favourite at this point.
    If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
    Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Another damned one

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Felicity
      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 4834

      #3
      Re: Another damned one

      @ThatDamnFinn Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
      I Jesus!

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      • Christ is My Savior
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 36

        #4
        Re: Another damned one

        Where to begin.

        To become a true christian, you should not play violent videogames. The Finnish people has a certain gun-tendency.

        You should stop reading anything but KJ1611-bible all the time. As written in the holy bible: "And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh." (Ecclesiastes 12:12)

        Stop listening to vile and corrupting music.

        Join us, future brother

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        • ThatDamnFinn
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Jun 2010
          • 35

          #5
          Re: Another damned one

          Well, that was quick.

          @Pastor Ezekiel:

          As I noted, you have the right to shoot me on the spot should I lose my ability to use civil language.

          I also noticed and read the "n00b"-thread, as well as the encouragement to use search. I will ibey them as I see fit, I'll promise that much.

          And, well, my "rights" seems to be painfully clear...

          @Felicity: Thank you, I hope so too.

          @Christ is My Savior:

          I would say "knife-tendency", considering I live in Pohjanmaa that is famous for the fact that in past times almost every man had a knife with him and they were in frequent use.

          No matter how big the Bible is, it is not enough to cover the whole history of mankind and the wonders still around us. That's one reason I like to read (the fantasy and sci-fi are just past time).

          Is there some brand of music that is not "corrupting"?

          I could make a couple of rants already here (namely about the games and music), but I'll save those for another time and place. Thanks for the replies.
          If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
          Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.

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          • Blakeyoung
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 64

            #6
            Re: Another damned one

            Hey mate! Whats happening?

            Welcome to the forums.
            Proverbs 1:10
            My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them

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            • Jed_Cassidy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 289

              #7
              Re: Another damned one

              You think we are hilarious, bub? Well, we'll be the ones "rolling on the floor" in Heaven pointing and laughing at you when Rapture comes and your hide is roasting in the Hellfire.

              As for music, have you ever given this guy a listen? He's one of the last remaining non-homo male musicians alive today.
              Matthew 7:15
              Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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              • ThatDamnFinn
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Jun 2010
                • 35

                #8
                Re: Another damned one

                Hello mate!

                Nothing much, just checking around, since I just gor here.

                And thank you.
                If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
                Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.

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                • ThatDamnFinn
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 35

                  #9
                  Re: Another damned one

                  @Jed-Cassidy: Nope, never heard of the guy.

                  And what's so bad about finding some of you to be hilarious people? It's bad for everyones healt to be too serious all the time.
                  If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
                  Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Another damned one

                    Originally posted by ThatDamnFinn View Post
                    I could make a couple of rants already here (namely about the games and music), but I'll save those for another time and place. Thanks for the replies.
                    Games: Not interested.

                    Music: Church music only.

                    This is a Christian forum. We are here to uplift Jesus. We are not interested in your unsaved opinions.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • ThatDamnFinn
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 35

                      #11
                      Re: Another damned one

                      Well Ezekiel, you have the right not to listen to my opinnions. But I do have the right to say them. Make no mistake, I'm not here to preach, "turn" or do anything like that, I'm simply here for conversations with people that I find interesting.

                      And some times this means that one has to "rant" about something.
                      If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
                      Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Another damned one

                        Originally posted by ThatDamnFinn View Post
                        Well Ezekiel, you have the right not to listen to my opinnions. But I do have the right to say them. Make no mistake, I'm not here to preach, "turn" or do anything like that, I'm simply here for conversations with people that I find interesting.

                        And some times this means that one has to "rant" about something.
                        Wrong again. While the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Rachel Sue
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 52

                          #13
                          Re: Another damned one

                          Originally posted by ThatDamnFinn View Post

                          I am aware that this forum is intended for zealous followers of Christianity, one that has little tolerance for non-believers at that. None the less, I will simply view this as an opportunity to see an opposing side of the human nature compared to mine, one that rather wraps itself into blind belief rather then trying to find new answers through questioning things around us.
                          But we DO question things around us! Every True Christian keeps their KJV 1611 near at hand to answer any questions that may arise!

                          Have you purchased your copy of the Bible yet? I know that the scangihoovian lands are notoriously Godless but perhaps you could order a copy from Brother WideOpen. He lives in Belgium. That's pretty close to you, right?
                          The KJV 1611. Read It. Learn It. Love It. LIVE IT.

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                          • God_is_greater_than
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 18

                            #14
                            Re: Another damned one

                            Belgium is full of gays.

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                            • ThatDamnFinn
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 35

                              #15
                              Re: Another damned one

                              Yes, its sad that both Finland and U.S.A are free countries where people can do what they want, right?

                              @Rachel Sue: I haven't purchesed one in my life, but my grandmother (RIP) got me a copy. Its somewhere around the house....

                              Belgium is near and yet so far from here. The only things we have close a Sweden and Russia.

                              Actually, there are a lot of very religious people both in our neighbouring Scandinavia as well as Finland, and on the other hand people are leaving the church in hordes every year. Freemdom sucks, right?

                              @God_is_greater_than: Obviously you've never heard any finnish jokes about swedes....
                              If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
                              Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.

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