A true Christian forum?

[Rev. Threepwood]

I was recommended hear by the good ol' fellow at myg0t who tell me this is one of the only true Christian forums on the web. Did I hear correctly?

[ThatDamnFinn]

Re: A true Christian forum?

So these guys want to make themselves believe. But I guess it depends on your defenition of "christian"...

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: A true Christian forum?

I was recommended hear by the good ol' fellow at myg0t who tell me this is one of the only true Christian forums on the web. Did I hear correctly?

You heard correctly. This is where the True Christians™ congregate. Are you a Christian? Tell us about yourself. Where do you go to chruch?

[handmaiden]

Re: A true Christian forum?

So these guys want to make themselves believe. But I guess it depends on your defenition of "christian"...

Our definition of a True Christian is someone who obeys the whole Bible, just as the Bible -- interestingly enough -- tells us to.

It doesn't get much clearer than that.

Confidently Yours,

Handmaiden

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: A true Christian forum?

Our definition of a True Christian is someone who obeys the whole Bible, just as the Bible -- interestingly enough -- tells us to.

It doesn't get much clearer than that.

Confidently Yours,

Handmaiden

Thank you, Handmaiden, what a wonderfully concise explanation.

It illustrates the superiority of the Landoverian approach, and casts the fluffy bunny, pick and choose 'Christians' as the backsliding Satan fellating sinners they are.

I also note the 100+ schisms and breakaways the Mormons have. That can never happen with the 100% Bible endorsing Landover Baptist faith. You could drop a King James Bible anywhere in the world, and anyone who picked it up and read it and then consecrated their life to God would automatically be a Landover Baptist without ever having set foot in Freehold. No other faith can make this claim. Like the Mormons for instance, just about anyone who looks at their tangled mess off doctrine can come up with a different faith and church, but by being 100% faithful to the King James Holy Scripture, Landover Baptist finds favor with the Lord and is secure from error (and Error!), unlike all other religions!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A true Christian forum?

So these guys want to make themselves believe. But I guess it depends on your defenition of "christian"...

We're as real as the fires of Hell and The Love of Jesus. You would realize that too if you weren't such a reindeer botherering, godmocking atheist.

[ThatDamnFinn]

Re: A true Christian forum?

We're as real as the fires of Hell and The Love of Jesus. You would realize that too if you weren't such a reindeer botherering, godmocking atheist.

Sorry, I don't live in Lapland either. Poor me, no baby seals to club or reindeers to chase. And not an atheist either, nor even a godmocker. I mock religion.

[Sister Charli]

Re: A true Christian forum?

What is " balck cloathing,"?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A true Christian forum?

Sorry, I don't live in Lapland either. Poor me, no baby seals to club or reindeers to chase. And not an atheist either, nor even a godmocker. I mock religion.

So, you think you've got all the answers, do ya boy? Then riddle me this: what will you do when you land on the searing hot floor of Hell, and Satan forces his gargantuan purple member down your throat, and burns away all your insides with his boiling man chowder? What will you do when a thousand little snaggletoothed demons are fighting over who gets to eat your charbroiled genitalia this time? What will you do when you look up and see Jesus Christ and Landover Baptist church laughing and pissing on you from Heaven? I'll tell you what you'll do. You'll stand directly in the stream to try and cool your smoking hot, blistered frame -but the piss will burn just as hot as the rest of Hell by the time it gets to you. That's what you'll do, you pathetic, Godmocking heathen.

[ThatDamnFinn]

Re: A true Christian forum?

What is " balck cloathing,"?

I've been wondering when somebody said something about my signature.

Black clothes, in this case I meant the black robes worn by priests. Since a lot of people around here seems to think that black clothes equal goths, I just wanted to point out that even the Christian society in some cases encourage the use of black clothes.

@Billy Bob Jenkins: Don't worry, that not the brand of Hell that awaits me. Still, there's going to be more then enough fire and brimstone in there, rest assured. And no, I don't know all the answeres, but I do know that the only people Jesus will piss on are the arrogant fools who think themselves better then other humans or other christians.