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  • Drunk on the lord
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2007
    • 1
    #1

    I see Jesus in my booze

    Is he trying to communicate with me?
    I don't see him when I'm sobre working at the water purification plant,nope.I want his ever lovin splender with me all time.Should I quit my job and spend all my days with Jesus,or should I bring my Jesus juice to the plant?
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: I see Jesus in my booze

      Originally posted by Drunk on the lord View Post
      Is he trying to communicate with me?
      I don't see him when I'm sobre working at the water purification plant,nope.I want his ever lovin splender with me all time.Should I quit my job and spend all my days with Jesus,or should I bring my Jesus juice to the plant?
      Mr. Wiseass Jokerman; Jesus has called you here for a reason, and it isn't to mock Him with some nonsense about water treatment plants and your inability to spell properly. Why don't you stop your clowning around and get down on your knees right now. RIGHT NOW! Get down on your knees and beg Jesus to take over your miserable, hateful, pathetically empty life and become your Personal Savior©!

      Without Christ's blood washing your sins clean, you are nothing but a wad of unsaved scum, waiting your turn for Jesus to kill you and send to tumbling into the eternal lake of fire. Got it, heathen?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Sister Noddy
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2007
          • 1843
          #3
          Re: I see Jesus in my booze

          Originally posted by Drunk on the lord View Post

          Is he trying to communicate with me?
          I don't see him when I'm sobre working at the water purification plant,nope.I want his ever lovin splender with me all time.Should I quit my job and spend all my days with Jesus,or should I bring my Jesus juice to the plant?
          Pssst, hate to tell you that's really satan in the beerfoam, you miserable drunken burnout

          Get the real JESUS before it's too late for you, sinner
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • lord warrior
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2007
              • 406
              #4
              Re: I see Jesus in my booze

              You will never find Jesus by drinking the devil's own juice.

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                • Godless Liberal
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 10
                  #5
                  Re: I see Jesus in my booze

                  Jesus created the booze for your enjoyment and to celebrate his glory. I suggest you drink heavily and make sure to toast the mother Mary frequently.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: I see Jesus in my booze

                      Originally posted by Godless Liberal View Post
                      Jesus created the booze for your enjoyment and to celebrate his glory. I suggest you drink heavily and make sure to toast the mother Mary frequently.
                      Friend,

                      Please do not push paganism on this forum.

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