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  • JasperBos
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    • Jun 2010
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    #1

    JasperBos

    Hello,

    I'm new to this board. I came in through the topic about why God hates Holland which I found linked on a Dutch forum. I am Dutch myself.

    I'm a 32 year old man. I once practiced same sex. But I found God and am now with a woman. No children yet.

    Although I've found God, I do not feel saved yet. My past infractions and living in The Netherlands will surelly make me go to hell.

    But I'm not there yet, so I will use the time I got left to show I'm worth saving.
  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: JasperBos

    Originally posted by JasperBos View Post
    Hello,

    I'm new to this board. I came in through the topic about why God hates Holland which I found linked on a Dutch forum. I am Dutch myself.

    I'm a 32 year old man. I once practiced same sex. But I found God and am now with a woman. No children yet.

    Although I've found God, I do not feel saved yet. My past infractions and living in The Netherlands will surelly make me go to hell.

    But I'm not there yet, so I will use the time I got left to show I'm worth saving.
    Son we are happy that you found Jesus. You stated that at one time you where a Homer, did Jesus pull you from the arms of Satan? Tell us all the horrific details of your ex deathstyle.

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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #3
      Re: JasperBos

      You have made the right choice, friend. I was wondering where all these Anne Frank killers were coming from!

      32? You should force your woman into marriage and start churning out some little holy soldiers before it's too late.
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • OpenEyes
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        • Jun 2010
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        #4
        Re: JasperBos

        Get your facts right moron. Anne Frank WAS DUTCH and got killed by germans.

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        • True Disciple
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2445

          #5
          Re: JasperBos

          Originally posted by JasperBos View Post
          Hello,

          I'm new to this board. I came in through the topic about why God hates Holland which I found linked on a Dutch forum. I am Dutch myself.
          Welcome. I'm sorry to hear you come from that hellbound country.

          I'm a 32 year old man. I once practiced same sex. But I found God and am now with a woman. No children yet.
          32, but no children yet. Don't you realize God wants your woman to make True Christian™ Soldiers to fight for you at Armageddon?

          That's why He said:

          Genesis 9:6-7:

          Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.
          And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

          Although I've found God, I do not feel saved yet. My past infractions and living in The Netherlands will surelly make me go to hell.
          You clearly are not Saved™ then. If you had accepted Christ, your past transgressions, even being born Dutch, wouldn't matter anymore:

          1 John 1:6-7:
          If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:
          But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

          But I'm not there yet, so I will use the time I got left to show I'm worth saving.
          Just accept Jesus Christ in your heart and make babies with your wife. That's not hard. You don't have to show anything:

          Ephesians 2:8-9:
          For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
          Not of works, lest any man should boast.

          Let me tell you, Hell is full of people who thought that doing good things would get them to Heaven, completely ignoring this passage. Would you like to join Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Theresa in the Lake of Fire and Brimstone?
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: JasperBos

            Originally posted by OpenEyes View Post
            Get your facts right mormon. Anne Frank WAS DUTCH and got killed by germans.
            Anne Frank was a Joo, not a Mormon you fool. She was ratted out by the Dutch surrender monkeys. So it was the Dutch that killed her!

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            • JasperBos
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              • Jun 2010
              • 11

              #7
              Re: JasperBos

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Son we are happy that you found Jesus. You stated that at one time you where a Homer, did Jesus pull you from the arms of Satan? Tell us all the horrific details of your ex deathstyle.
              Growing up in liberal Netherlands, I was tought to treat all folks, no matter their sexual orientation as equal. Even at Catholic High School they tought us that (my Dutch teacher is a practicing homosexual). When I was 18 I was seduced by an older man (then 42). I thought nothing off it, as I was teached, and thought I loved him. At 21 I started reading the bible for myself (Dutch version, the 'Statetransaltion') and discovered the truth. I ended that relationship and started praying. Six years later I met a good Christian girl and we've been together since. Five years later God has still not blessed us with chidren. I think this is because of my sinfull ways in the past.

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              • JasperBos
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                • Jun 2010
                • 11

                #8
                Re: JasperBos

                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                Welcome. I'm sorry to hear you come from that hellbound country.

                32, but no children yet. Don't you realize God wants your woman to make True Christian™ Soldiers to fight for you at Armageddon?

                That's why He said:

                Genesis 9:6-7:

                Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.
                And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

                You clearly are not Saved™ then. If you had accepted Christ, your past transgressions, even being born Dutch, wouldn't matter anymore:

                1 John 1:6-7:
                If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:
                But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                Just accept Jesus Christ in your heart and make babies with your wife. That's not hard. You don't have to show anything:

                Ephesians 2:8-9:
                For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
                Not of works, lest any man should boast.

                Let me tell you, Hell is full of people who thought that doing good things would get them to Heaven, completely ignoring this passage. Would you like to join Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Theresa in the Lake of Fire and Brimstone?
                No children is not due to lack of trying. But they're not here yet.

                I've accepted Jesus Christ with whole my heart, still I don't think I'm there yet. Certainly not since He has not blessed me with children. I'm still doubting myself.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: JasperBos

                  Originally posted by JasperBos View Post
                  Growing up in liberal Netherlands, I was tought to treat all folks, no matter their sexual orientation as equal. Even at Catholic High School they tought us that (my Dutch teacher is a practicing homosexual). When I was 18 I was seduced by an older man (then 42). I thought nothing off it, as I was teached, and thought I loved him.
                  This sort of experience is pretty typical of children who grow up in Holland. It's a wonder you broke the cycle like you have. Constant praying should be necessary to prevent a relapse. And tithing, of course, tithing.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: JasperBos

                    Jasper, I for one am glad to meet you.

                    I have always said, there is good in the world, no matter what hellhole. What does not kill you will make you stronger for Jesus. Being the only sane person in a land full of dykes and tulips must be very trying. But it seems you retain a level head and balanced approach to life, letting the Good Lord guide you.

                    What guns do you own?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: JasperBos

                      Welcome to God's favorite forum.

                      I'm wondering if you've ever attended church. I mean real church.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • JasperBos
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                        • Jun 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: JasperBos

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Jasper, I for one am glad to meet you.

                        I have always said, there is good in the world, no matter what hellhole. What does not kill you will make you stronger for Jesus. Being the only sane person in a land full of dykes and tulips must be very trying. But it seems you retain a level head and balanced approach to life, letting the Good Lord guide you.

                        What guns do you own?
                        Seeing it's illigal for Dutch people to own guns, I will not discuss that

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Welcome to God's favorite forum.

                        I'm wondering if you've ever attended church. I mean real church.
                        Our churches are different then yours. At least, I don't think the baptist church I know here is anything like yours (I think far more joyfull and liberal).

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                        • True Disciple
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2445

                          #13
                          Re: JasperBos

                          Originally posted by JasperBos View Post
                          Our churches are different then yours. At least, I don't think the baptist church I know here is anything like yours (I think far more joyfull and liberal).
                          They will certainly be more liberal and gosless, but I doubt that they would be more joyful. I guess it would be just boring talk about some selected Verses from the Bible (of course, half of It is ignored by cherry-picking liberal christians), without anything to liven the place up, like the annual Witch Hunt in Freehold.
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: JasperBos

                            Originally posted by JasperBos View Post
                            Seeing it's illigal for Dutch people to own guns, I will not discuss that


                            Our churches are different then yours. At least, I don't think the baptist church I know here is anything like yours (I think far more joyfull and liberal).
                            Illegal to have guns? How can you shoot at feeding deer and stop signs if you do not have guns? That hellhole is worse than I thought. Next you'll be telling me they take more than 25% of your income in taxes to give it to the welfare cheats.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • _1349_
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2010
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                              #15
                              Re: JasperBos

                              52% actually

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