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  • Deuteronomy
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    • Jun 2010
    • 87

    #31
    Re: The beginning

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

    It has a lot of other fairy tales in it too, but none of them are true, now if you want to learn about truth read the True Gospel, penned by a real prophet, link to where you can acquire it in my signature below,

    I do not watch pornografy
    Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
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      #32
      Re: The beginning

      Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
      I do not watch pornografy
      Mmm you can't even spell it so do you actually know what pornography is? the Truth is not pornography, though you and your friends would like us to think it is
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      • Deuteronomy
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        #33
        Re: The beginning

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Mmm you can't even spell it so do you actually know what pornography is? the Truth is not pornography, though you and your friends would like us to think it is
        I do not understand that. But then again, I do not smoke crack either.
        Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
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          #34
          Re: The beginning

          Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
          I do not understand that. But then again, I do not smoke crack either.
          I don't smoke crack either...
          As seem to think that truths that do not fit in with your narrow minded view of the world are pornography it could explain why you find things so hard to understand.
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          • Deuteronomy
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            #35
            Re: The beginning

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            I don't smoke crack either...
            As seem to think that truths that do not fit in with your narrow minded view of the world are pornography it could explain why you find things so hard to understand.
            I do not have a narrow minded world view. May I remind you that God commands the world right to the edge of it and back again as well as the universe around it.

            Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

            How can that be narrow? I tell you Freddie; You are the misguided one. Repent and receive the Lords forgiveness or be forever damned.
            Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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            • Jo Freddie
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              #36
              Re: The beginning

              Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
              I do not have a narrow minded world view. May I remind you that God commands the world right to the edge of it and back again as well as the universe around it.

              Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

              How can that be narrow? I tell you Freddie; You are the misguided one. Repent and receive the Lords forgiveness or be forever damned.
              I am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you have
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              • Deuteronomy
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                #37
                Re: The beginning

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                I am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you have
                I can not help noticing that you are unable to spell know (the k is silent). This I presume indicates that you wouldn't recognize knowledge if it came up to you and kicked you in the groin.
                Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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                • Cranky Old Man
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  #38
                  Re: The beginning

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  I am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you have
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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #39
                    Re: The beginning

                    Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
                    I can not help noticing that you are unable to spell know (the k is silent). This I presume indicates that you wouldn't recognize knowledge if it came up to you and kicked you in the groin.
                    So I made a typo at least I know the difference between truth and fairy tales, and ph and f
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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #40
                      Re: The beginning

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      So I made a typo at least I know the difference between truth and fairy tales, and ph and f
                      Jeremiah 13:25 (King James Version 1611) 25This is thy lot, the portion of thy measures from me, saith the LORD; because thou hast forgotten me, and trusted in falsehood.

                      Every time I hear to preach about that false spaghetti monster, I rejoice in the knowledge that you will burn in Hell with the rest of your pirate loving, falsehood preaching ilk. But probably your anus will be so calloused from life that you won't even feel the Devil's member in death.
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                      • Brother Snapper Grogan
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                        • May 2010
                        • 608

                        #41
                        Re: The beginning

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        But probably your anus will be so calloused from life that you won't even feel the Devil's member in death.
                        That would be a pity. I expect God would heal his anus and make it as tender as new so that he can feel every red hot foot of Satan's Mighty Member on its everlasting journey.
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