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Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
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Mmm you can't even spell it so do you actually know what pornography is? the Truth is not pornography, though you and your friends would like us to think it isOriginally posted by Deuteronomy View PostI do not watch pornografyPosted via Pasta
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I do not understand that. But then again, I do not smoke crack either.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostMmm you can't even spell it so do you actually know what pornography is? the Truth is not pornography, though you and your friends would like us to think it isDeuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
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I don't smoke crack either...Originally posted by Deuteronomy View PostI do not understand that. But then again, I do not smoke crack either.
As seem to think that truths that do not fit in with your narrow minded view of the world are pornography it could explain why you find things so hard to understand.Posted via Pasta
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I do not have a narrow minded world view. May I remind you that God commands the world right to the edge of it and back again as well as the universe around it.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostI don't smoke crack either...
As seem to think that truths that do not fit in with your narrow minded view of the world are pornography it could explain why you find things so hard to understand.
Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
How can that be narrow? I tell you Freddie; You are the misguided one. Repent and receive the Lords forgiveness or be forever damned.
Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
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I am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you haveOriginally posted by Deuteronomy View PostI do not have a narrow minded world view. May I remind you that God commands the world right to the edge of it and back again as well as the universe around it.
Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
How can that be narrow? I tell you Freddie; You are the misguided one. Repent and receive the Lords forgiveness or be forever damned.
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I can not help noticing that you are unable to spell know (the k is silent). This I presume indicates that you wouldn't recognize knowledge if it came up to you and kicked you in the groin.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostI am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you haveDeuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
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Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostI am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you have
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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So I made a typo at least I know the difference between truth and fairy tales, and ph and fOriginally posted by Deuteronomy View PostI can not help noticing that you are unable to spell know (the k is silent). This I presume indicates that you wouldn't recognize knowledge if it came up to you and kicked you in the groin.Posted via Pasta
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Jeremiah 13:25 (King James Version 1611) 25This is thy lot, the portion of thy measures from me, saith the LORD; because thou hast forgotten me, and trusted in falsehood.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostSo I made a typo at least I know the difference between truth and fairy tales, and ph and f
Every time I hear to preach about that false spaghetti monster, I rejoice in the knowledge that you will burn in Hell with the rest of your pirate loving, falsehood preaching ilk. But probably your anus will be so calloused from life that you won't even feel the Devil's member in death.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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That would be a pity. I expect God would heal his anus and make it as tender as new so that he can feel every red hot foot of Satan's Mighty Member on its everlasting journey.Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostBut probably your anus will be so calloused from life that you won't even feel the Devil's member in death.
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