So, like, hi

[OldWorld]

Hiiiiiiiiii! Glad to be here!

[Felicity]

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@OldWorld Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[OldWorld]

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@OldWorld Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

Yeah. Totally good reading.

[OldWorld]

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So, I suppose I should say more about me. Hmmm, I don't know what to say.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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So, I suppose I should say more about me. Hmmm, I don't know what to say.

You could start by telling us your favorite verse from the KJV1611, then tell us what sort of pies you like to bake, then tell us if you are married and if so how many sons you have, then tell us if you are saved and if so for how long.
Edit: I just have this feeling like you are hellbound.

[OldWorld]

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I don't like to make pies. I prefer cake.
I have 5 sons and 2 daughters!
Happily married, of course.
Every single verse from KJV1611 is my favourite.
I have been saved since I was a toddler of 3.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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I don't like to make pies. I prefer cake.
I have 5 sons and 2 daughters!
Happily married, of course.
Every single verse from KJV1611 is my favourite.
I have been saved since I was a toddler of 3.

Are you a woman? How old are your sons?

You better not be telling lies, friend. Jesus hates those who lie:

Revelation 21:8 (King James Version)
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

You say your favourite verse is "all of them" (unconvinced), but if you were to narrow it down to the one that touched you the most deeply, the one that made your whole body tingle with passion, the one holy verse that you believe could knock the monkey out of an atheist and turn them to God, which would it be?

[OldWorld]

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Are you a woman? How old are your sons?

You better not be telling lies, friend. Jesus hates those who lie:

Revelation 21:8 (King James Version)
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

You say your favourite verse is "all of them" (unconvinced), but if you were to narrow it down to the one that touched you the most deeply, the one that made your whole body tingle with passion, the one holy verse that you believe could knock the monkey out of an atheist and turn them to God, which would it be?

I am a woman. My sons are 18, 14, 13, 8, and 3.

Sir, are you suggesting that only a single verse is capable of doing that? For shame!

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I am a woman. My sons are 18, 14, 13, 8, and 3.

Sir, are you suggesting that only a single verse is capable of doing that? For shame!

Welcome,

Do you have your husbands permission to be here?

Why such large gaps between offspring? You should have had at least 14 children by now!!

No PIES?

I pray for you,

YIC,

WS

[OldWorld]

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Welcome,

Do you have your husbands permission to be here?

Why such large gaps between offspring? You should have had at least 14 children by now!!

No PIES?

I pray for you,

YIC,

WS

Oh, of course I do! He showed this to me.

I'm awfully sorry about the gap. After browsing this website a bit, I have realised that I have sinned a great deal by not having more children. My husband says we should try for another tonight. And after I am done having that child, we will have another. Hopefully they will be sons!!! Daughters are harder to steer from the path of sin, and I am afraid that I am not up to the task.

Dear me. I just don't like how pies taste like. Cakes taste better to me. And cupcakes and brownies too! Is it wrong of me not to have baked more pies? Because if it is, I will ignore my taste buds and find some recipes as fast as I can! Can you suggest any?

Thank you for praying for me. I do love it when people take time to pray for me. It shows such great kindness.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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I am a woman. My sons are 18, 14, 13, 8, and 3.

Sir, are you suggesting that only a single verse is capable of doing that? For shame!

Ahh a woman. What church does your husband take you to?

Not at all, I am trying to get you to open up and declare your favourite piece of scripture!

[OldWorld]

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Ahh a woman. What church does your husband take you to?

Not at all, I am trying to get you to open up and declare your favourite piece of scripture!

I would tell you what church, but my husband says I am not to, because if I do, it would reveal my city, and put me in danger. My husband knows best! He is very smart. But rest assured, that it is a good Baptist church.

Thank goodness! I just love all of scripture. Sometimes when I'm reading it, I feel like I love it more than pleasing my husband! Is this a sin? I do hope it's not, but I feel very guilty about it!

[WinnerNotSinner]

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I would tell you what church, but my husband says I am not to, because if I do, it would reveal my city, and put me in danger. My husband knows best! He is very smart. But rest assured, that it is a good Baptist church.

I trust he is a smart man who cares for you well. Smarter than any atheist, anyway.

Thank goodness! I just love all of scripture. Sometimes when I'm reading it, I feel like I love it more than pleasing my husband! Is this a sin? I do hope it's not, but I feel very guilty about it!

Why do I get the feeling you are avoiding the question, have you read the KJV Bible - cover to cover?