Hello

[Brother Zebachiah]

This is my first post here. How do I get one of them queer puncher icons? I punch me plenty of queers here in California.

[Brother Zebachiah]

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Why am I "unsaved trash" too? I'm very much into our Lord and Savior.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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That is an excellent first post, considering what we usually get.

Tell us more about yourself and your church, please.

And I might point out that we are a Whole Bible based faith. While your enthusiasm in regards to the homos is good, we would like to see a more well rounded commitment to upholding ALL of God's pronouncements on all of the evil practices He has decreed as sins.


Yours in Christ

Reb

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Why am I "unsaved trash" too? I'm very much into our Lord and Savior.

Everyone pretty much starts out here as Unsaved Trash till the Department of Faith gets them checked out.

You surely agree we can't confer Saved status on just anyone who asks for it.

[Brother Zebachiah]

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That is an excellent first post, considering what we usually get.

Tell us more about yourself and your church, please.

And I might point out that we are a Whole Bible based faith. While your enthusiasm in regards to the homos is good, we would like to see a more well rounded commitment to upholding ALL of God's pronouncements on all of the evil practices He has decreed as sins.


Yours in Christ

Reb

Understood, brother. I do believe in the upholding of His holy Word, but would like to think I specialize in harassment of the homosexuals. I personally am originally southern Baptist from Oklahoma, came to California to slap some sense into this state of sin and faggotry.

I also understand, and will pass the test by showing you I'm not unsaved trash.

In His word,

Zeb

[Brother Zebachiah]

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Is there anyone here?

[Cranky Old Man]

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[WinnerNotSinner]

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Welcome Brother, what's your stance on Sweden?

What Bible do you use?

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Greetings, Zebachiah. Please tell us more about yourself. What is your favorite Bible verse? What type of guns do you own? How many Soldiers of Christ has your wife popped out? What is your wife's best pie?

If you truly follow God's Word is dictated in the KJV 1611 with all your heart like all of us True Christians™ do, then I think you'll find yourself fitting in very nicely here. Remember, the alternative is an eternity in Hell!

YIC,
Jed

[Brother Zebachiah]

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Greetings, Zebachiah. Please tell us more about yourself. What is your favorite Bible verse? What type of guns do you own? How many Soldiers of Christ has your wife popped out? What is your wife's best pie?

If you truly follow God's Word is dictated in the KJV 1611 with all your heart like all of us True Christians™ do, then I think you'll find yourself fitting in very nicely here. Remember, the alternative is an eternity in Hell!

YIC,
Jed

Jed,

thanks for your welcoming words, brother. I use the New International Version of the holy Word. But really, any version that makes it clear that the Jews killed our savior.

My wife's best pie is her Cherry pie. I'm not sure what guns I own, I've lost count over the years . Anything to keep the minions of Satan away. My wife and I have 4 children with number five on the way, praise Him.

[Felicity]

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@Brother Zebachiah Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Jed,

thanks for your welcoming words, brother. I use the New International Version of the holy Word. But really, any version that makes it clear that the Jews killed our savior.

My wife's best pie is her Cherry pie. I'm not sure what guns I own, I've lost count over the years . Anything to keep the minions of Satan away. My wife and I have 4 children with number five on the way, praise Him.

I wouldn't bother reading these new "trendy" Bibles, friend. They have been corrupted and ruined, to try and trick True Christians to blaspheme against God's will - fortunately the smart members here at LBC have seen through those Bibles masquerading as holy, and only use the KJV, written by God.

The King James Bible is all you need, burn the others.

[Brother Zebachiah]

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@Brother Zebachiah Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

@Felicity. Thank you so much for the kind welcome.

[Brother Zebachiah]

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@WinnerNotSinner, I was just teasing, sir. A little southern Baptist humor. Of course I know the KJV is the only true version. I frequently protest outside of the faggy little bookstores downtown here.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@WinnerNotSinner, I was just teasing, sir. A little southern Baptist humor. Of course I know the KJV is the only true version. I frequently protest outside of the faggy little bookstores downtown here.

Oh what a relief! (For your sake of course.) We get so many damned souls trolling us here that I need to see a saved one just happen by now and again, to let me know that there may be some more people in Heaven than just the members of Landover. You sure seem like a decent sort of fellow so far.

BTW, what sort of precautions do you have to take because you're black? Do you ever just crave crack cocaine for no apparent reason? The reason I ask is that I have a black friend, Tyrone, and he tells me that on some nights he has to chain himself up in the basement to keep himself from going into a white woman raping frenzy.