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  • #1

    Godless Dutchman craves salvation.

    Well let me start by apologising for my previous two posts.
    I was under the impression that this wasn't a serious site,but was a trap for untrue Christians and acted very ignorantly .
    I have been reading a few posts here and am now convinced you are indeed the chosen people.
    I only recently found Jezus,as i am unfortunate enough to have been born in the Netherlands,as you might imagine,most of my life so far has been wholly wasted watching porn under the influence of the Devilweed.
    But while shopping recently some suspiciously friendly guy kept offering me a cucumber...
    That's when i sudenly had a revelation and knew the world must be just about ready for the Final days.
    I am still very weak and have sinned several times this last week and got very stoned on mariwhorana.
    Again living here in Holland doesn't help there,i can hardly go out on the street without substandard individuals offering me some choice buds.

    I hope you can forgive this sinner,hopefully on his way to salvation and help him see the error of his ways.

    Humbly bowing to your superior wisdom and saving up to move to the States so i can to a real church,i greet you all.

    Deucalion

    ps I have already flagellated myself repeatedly for the previous transgressions and will keep doing so,until it starts to really hurt!
    Genesis 6 :
    5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
    6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
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  • #2
    Re: Godless Dutchman craves salvation.

    What are you, a papist? You whip yourself and you don't know how to spell Jesus properly...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Godless Dutchman craves salvation.

      Friend, I'm a little disturbed by your username. Why did you choose it to be the name of a mythological Greek character? Don't you realize the ancient Greeks were all flaming faggots?

      Anyway, if you genuinely want to repent and turn to Christ, I welcome you here. I take it that you are avidly studying your KJV now, to drive the undoubtedly demonic Dutch translations from your mind?
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • #4
        Re: Godless Dutchman craves salvation.

        Welcome, friend. My heart is filled with joy that the LORD has brought you here, that you may discover Truth™. It is hardly surprising that you grew into a moral deviant, given that you live in a society that allows marihuana abusers to roam free without punishment. The fact that you are here is evidence that God has a role for you in His Plan.

        There are many resources here for you in your journey toward Salvation™. However, you must also spend time studying the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) and devouring every word contained within. In fact, this - along with setting up a generous tithing plan - should be your top priority.

        I will pray for you, and I look forward to the day we fellowship together - overflowing with the Holy Spirit - in Heaven.

        YIC
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • #5
          Re: Godless Dutchman craves salvation.

          My family comes from the Netherlands too. I am happy that you found God.

          God bless you all.

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          • #6
            Re: Godless Dutchman craves salvation.

            [demonic gibberish deleted]
            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-13-2010, 08:07 PM. Reason: demonic gibberish deleted

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            • #7
              Re: Godless Dutchman craves salvation.

              Come on man if you come from the Netherlands, you know better
              These are extremists and facisten and is not a bit hypocritical to both ruthlessness and all races (except white) to abolish.

              And yes I am a troll

              translated for everybody to see on this American speaking forum, Mr. Troll.
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • #8
                Re: Godless Dutchman craves salvation.

                I find the people on this message board fine people. I have traveled the world. I have seen the work of the devil.

                I also followed your election and I am happy that the Netherlands is on the path back into God's house, like we try in Denmark where the drawings gave us hope. It was a small hope, but at least it was there. It is a daily struggle to maintain a close relationship with God when you risk being shot at just because you forget to shave.

                However, I somehow pity you. I remember back in Bosnia that your soldiers forgot to take their Leopard tank with them, so they unlike the Danish was unable to beat the Serbs up. Personally I left Bosnia shortly after those problems. I was there so I could help the population to rebuilt their country by setting up a multimedia business, but in the long run the war made it impossible. What took place back then gave your country an undeserved bad reputation just due to the lack of tanks. Life can be both hard and unfair at the same time.

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