[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I felt bad at first but I knew she needed it, as did my unborn children, just imagine how they would turn out if I hadn't! Probably retarded and female! I pray to God and Jesus every single night for boys when the twins are born, I hope he sees fit to give me at least one!

Fellow Landover Brothers,

I am very sorry for the stress I may have caused all of you. I understand that what I said was in the wrong and I can promise you that it will not happen again. My grandmother was very into Catholicism and when my parents left the Church I made sure that I would never step foot in a catholick Church again.

Jake has shown me a new way of life, one that involves going to a Christian Church. He is currently standing right behind me in order to assure that I keep my head on straight. If one thing causes another problem, he will be sure to give me another beating, he has already explained this to me.

What do I have to do in order to receive yours and God's forgiveness?

The two of you need to stop lying and just admit that you're a couple of papist dogs sent by the pope of Rome to spy on God's favorite church.

[James Dewitt]

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Are they still sticking to the story that the female made a mistake, Papist what good are they?

[Jake Beck]

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Pastor Ezekiel, I give you my word, hand on the Bible, and prayers lifted to God, that we aren't apart of the Catholic religion. I never wanted to be a part of it when I was a kid and I certainly do not want to be a part of it now. I'm sorry that you don't believe me. I will say here and now that I believe that God is almighty and fair, and that Jesus died for the sins of people and that the "Virgin Mary" was only used to birth Jesus and that was it. A mere woman used to further God's plan. I will shout Jesus' name until I have no voice, and pray to him until my knees bleed and buckle and even then continue to pray and praise his name.

But, I will here and now, ask yet again to have Jesus come into my heart and life, as well as my wifes.

Lord God, please enter my heart and cleanse me for all of my past sins and come into my life and make my body a temple for you, make me the man that you want me to be, be by my side always. God you are amazing and awesome, and I pray that you strengthen me through your blood, please Lord. I beg for you to enter my body. Please come into my house and be the head of man that you are, be here for my wife and I, be there with my unborn children, make my wife a true woman of God. Be my father, dear God, be my master. In your heavenly son, Jesus' name. Amen.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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See how he put the prayer in quote form? That's like he's not really saying it. He's just quoting it.

[Jake Beck]

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I'm quoting whats being said in my heart, I truly mean that. I don't want to pull wool over your eyes. I honestly want to be a better man and one of God. I'm not perfect by any means, and I won't pretend to be. I want to learn from you, be like you. I'm trying so hard here, and I just can't seem to win. I praise Jesus and pray to God. I love my Heavenly Father, and want to be his son, I want so badly to be his.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Then how did your wife make a mistake like that?

I'll tell you what, in all my years as a True Christian(tm) pastor, I have run across only two kinds of folks who make a slip of the tongue like that.

Filthy papist spies who failed to memorize their lines.

or

Godmocking atheist trolls who don't know the difference between Christianity and Mary-worship.

Which one is she?

Which one are you?

[Jake Beck]

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I didn't make the mistake, she did. She USED to be a Mary Worshiper, and if she still is, she does a pretty good job hiding it from me. I'm neither, I don't want to be the former or the latter. I'm not trolling, she isn't trolling. I don't believe in mocking anyone for their religion, even if I am persecuted for mine. I try to share the truth with others, and from there it is their own choice to accept God into their hearts as I have. I promise you, Pastor. You are a great man of God, and I hope you find it in your heart to believe me, and to take me under your wing to teach me and allow me to learn. I don't want you believing anything but the best of me, I want to be a True Christian©.

[James Dewitt]

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I didn't make the mistake, she did. She USED to be a Mary Worshiper, and if she still is, she does a pretty good job hiding it from me. I'm neither, I don't want to be the former or the latter. I'm not trolling, she isn't trolling. I don't believe in mocking anyone for their religion, even if I am persecuted for mine. I try to share the truth with others, and from there it is their own choice to accept God into their hearts as I have. I promise you, Pastor. You are a great man of God, and I hope you find it in your heart to believe me, and to take me under your wing to teach me and allow me to learn. I don't want you believing anything but the best of me, I want to be a True Christian©.

I don't know what to tell ya Jake, maybe deep down you still want to be a catlik. Its a shame I tell ya a shame. I guess you just need to stick with the Bible, say why not visit your local Baptist Pastor and see if you have what it takes to be a True Christian(TM)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I didn't make the mistake, she did. She USED to be a Mary Worshiper, and if she still is, she does a pretty good job hiding it from me. I'm neither, I don't want to be the former or the latter. I'm not trolling, she isn't trolling. I don't believe in mocking anyone for their religion, even if I am persecuted for mine. I try to share the truth with others, and from there it is their own choice to accept God into their hearts as I have. I promise you, Pastor. You are a great man of God, and I hope you find it in your heart to believe me, and to take me under your wing to teach me and allow me to learn. I don't want you believing anything but the best of me, I want to be a True Christian©.

Many aspire to such heights; few achieve them.

I'll keep you in my prayers, son.

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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No I don't have a problem with the name James, if you'd like I will name one of my two children James once they are born.

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Tom Landry coached the Cowboys to two superbowls VI and XII.

Well done, Jake - it looks as if you're appropriately chastising her. Let that be a warning to wives who don't seek their husband's guidance before posting.