Goodevening Landover!

[AshleyReneeBeck]

Hello all,

I am pleased to say that Jake has allowed me to come onto this Godly forum. We have been happily married for seven months and we are expecting two new Soldiers for God in about two months. However, I still make sure that he is able to get a good meal and a pie every night. We are both praying that the twins are boys.


My favorite Bible verse is:

I Corinthians 11:3
"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God."

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Welcome! Have you -- or more properly, your husband -- chosen names for your babies yet?

[AshleyReneeBeck]

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We do not currently know what we are having. Jake is making us wait until the babies are born to find out the sex. However, he has picked out names. He was thinking Jacob Junior and Issac for boys and Naveah and Alexandria.

[Nobar King]

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You are truly blessed to be the mother of twins. God has surely given your husband the virility of two men!

[AshleyReneeBeck]

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Thank you Mr. Nobar. He truly is a man of God and the Lord truly blessed him to have put Jake in my life.

[Jedediah]

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Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, Mrs. Beck. Do you bear any relation to Glenn Beck? He is a hellbound mormon occultist, but I have to hand it to him - he does speak a lot of good sense.

I will also pray that you have sons. Here is a tip that you should pass along to your husband: He should be praying to Jesus during the act of conception, asking to be granted a son. I pray aloud whenever Rebekah and I conceive our annual baby, and I'm batting a perfect five out of five.

[AshleyReneeBeck]

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No, I am in no relation to Glenn Beck, Mr. Jedediah but thank you for your kind words.

Mr. Beck is currently at Church but as soon as he gets home I will let him know what you've told me. I go to early morning mass so I am home before he gets home due to him being the one giving the sermon.

[Dirk]

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What Church are you attending?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, I am in no relation to Glenn Beck, Mr. Jedediah but thank you for your kind words.

Mr. Beck is currently at Church but as soon as he gets home I will let him know what you've told me. I go to early morning mass so I am home before he gets home due to him being the one giving the sermon.

SCREEEEECH!! Hold it right there lady.

You people are Mary worshiping PAPISTS!!??

I'm sorry, but you and your husband aren't welcome here. This is a Christian forum.

Ring-kissing, bead-counting, idol-worshiping catholicks aren't even Christians!

[Jake Beck]

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SCREEEEECH!! Hold it right there lady.

You people are Mary worshiping PAPISTS!!??

I'm sorry, but you and your husband aren't welcome here. This is a Christian forum.

Ring-kissing, bead-counting, idol-worshiping catholicks aren't even Christians!

Pastor Ezekiel,

We are not Mary worshiping Papists! I would never go to a catholick church. My wife is going to receive quite a punishment when I get off of here. I told her she is not allowed to go on the computer when I am not here and she disobeyed me.

I assure you that we do not waste our time on catholick filth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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She said you attend mass. No Christian would make that mistake.

I think somebody is trying to bamboozle us.

[Jake Beck]

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Her grandmother was a catholick, and was forced to attend their services as a kid and the terminology has stuck with her. Ashley's parents left the catholick church when she was 16 and started to attend a different church. She thought all services at any church were called mass, it was her mistake and she was punished most severely for her actions. I'm sorry and I didn't mean for her to cause so much trouble. Next time she logs in, I will make sure I'm standing right behind her, and I've changed the password to my computer.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Her grandmother was a catholick, and was forced to attend their services as a kid and the terminology has stuck with her. Ashley's parents left the catholick church when she was 16 and started to attend a different church. She thought all services at any church were called mass, it was her mistake and she was punished most severely for her actions. I'm sorry and I didn't mean for her to cause so much trouble. Next time she logs in, I will make sure I'm standing right behind her, and I've changed the password to my computer.

I think that the above should be made an example of as to why women (except for TrueChristian™ women of course ), should not be allowed on the internets.

Mr Beck, there is papist scum abound, yes, even trolling their false teachings on here! One needs to be alert of their idolatry and given her "slip" here, she could well slip back into it...perhaps even readily!

Give her another beating, just to ensure she gets the message.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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I suggest a true Godly beating, Jake, to chastise her appropriately. A good spanking, perhaps, administered with love, righteousness and a firm hand. And perhaps some photos to warn other women who might be tempted to disobey.

[AshleyReneeBeck]

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I am here to apologize for my slip about mass. Jake has taught me the difference between services and mass and I am positive that I shall never slip again. He will make sure that I won't and he is currently standing behind me in order to monitor my use of the computer.