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  • Prof Samuel Beckett
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    • Jun 2010
    • 7
    #1

    Blessings to you all

    Sam here, may the good Lord shine down the light of heaven upon you all. It's so heart warming to find a website, on this cursed beast known as the interweb, with so many enlightened souls on it. I am a Proffesor of theology and it is my goal to one day show the world that if the heathens gave themselves to God, theymight just see heaven. I am a happily married father of 12 all boys might I add and my dear wife Margaret knows how to cook a steak ;-)

    Yours in Christ

    Sam
    Prof Samuel X. Beckett, if you ain't spreading the Lord's word then shut up
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    • Mrs. Rogers
      compassion personified
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2692
      #2
      Re: Blessings to you all

      You have 12 sons? My goodness, the LORD has truly blessed you! I have to ask though -- and please don't take offense -- are you a catholic? Only that extreme offspring output is usually a catholic hobby, you see.
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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        • Felicity
          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 4834
          #3
          Re: Blessings to you all

          @Prof Samuel Beckett Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

          Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
          I Jesus!

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            • Prof Samuel Beckett
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              • Jun 2010
              • 7
              #4
              Re: Blessings to you all

              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
              You have 12 sons? My goodness, the LORD has truly blessed you! I have to ask though -- and please don't take offense -- are you a catholic? Only that extreme offspring output is usually a catholic hobby, you see.
              My goodness no. I have just been blessed. I follow the one true God, not some pedophile in a pointy hat. And no offence was taken .

              And Felicity I hope that we can become friends also. And by the by when it comes to God there's nothing to debate, you're either right, like we are, or wrong, like everyone else
              Prof Samuel X. Beckett, if you ain't spreading the Lord's word then shut up

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2026
                  • 15118
                  #5
                  Re: Blessings to you all

                  Hello and welcome.

                  I trust as a Professor you are a Creation Scientist and not one of those trendy pretend Secular Evilutionist ones?

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • Prof Samuel Beckett
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 7
                      #6
                      Re: Blessings to you all

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      Hello and welcome.

                      I trust as a Professor you are a Creation Scientist and not one of those trendy pretend Secular Evilutionist ones?
                      I studied the word of the Lord, and some crazy moon worshiping 'religions' if you could call them that, because I believe it is wise to know your enemy. As for Evilution I firmly beleive it... is a pile of horse manure that is, i know I wasn't decended from a monkey, and where does God fit in the Darwin's plans? it just doesn't make sense.
                      Prof Samuel X. Beckett, if you ain't spreading the Lord's word then shut up

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                        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2241
                          #7
                          Re: Blessings to you all

                          Congratulations on having 12 Godly sons, but be advised, that many boys in one place is a veritable priest magnet!


                          By vigilant for pervs and molestrators dressed in the Catholic fashion.


                          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748
                              #8
                              Re: Blessings to you all

                              Originally posted by Prof Samuel Beckett View Post
                              I am a Proffesor of theology
                              That's an interesting way to spell professor. Also, I noticed that you capitalized professor, but not theology. Why is that?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                • Prof Samuel Beckett
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                                  • Jun 2010
                                  • 7
                                  #9
                                  Re: Blessings to you all

                                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                  That's an interesting way to spell professor. Also, I noticed that you capitalized professor, but not theology. Why is that?
                                  Ah you caught me my good man, I am not the worlds greatest typist
                                  Prof Samuel X. Beckett, if you ain't spreading the Lord's word then shut up

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