Hello

[Captain to Obvious]

Hello my name is Captain obvious.
Im 23 years old and im from the Netherlands.
up until recently i have always considered myself an atheist.
But recent developments made me question my ways.
This is the reason im here.
To find answers.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hello

Hello, and welcome to God's favorite church. If it's Salvation™ you're looking for, then you've come to the right place.

All the answers to your questions can be found within a single book: The Holy Bible, Authorized King James Version of 1611. If you want to be Saved© then I suggest that you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness. Remember, only True Christians™ can get into heaven, so unless you follow the entire Bible, you will burn in hell and get sodomized by the devil for all eternity.

I hope that helps.

YIC,
Brother Alex

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Welcome friend. I am glad you are beginning to see a glimmer of the light that is our Lord. Once you let Jesus come in you, you will feel so fufilled and loved. So you came to the right place. Now, get a KJV1611 Bible and read the covers off of it! Get cracking!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Hello my name is Captain obvious.

No it isn't.

Im 23 years old and im from the Netherlands.
up until recently i have always considered myself an atheist.
But recent developments made me question my ways.
This is the reason im here.
To find answers.

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