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  • Jesse Myers
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    • Jun 2010
    • 4
    #1

    Hello

    Hello i'm jesse and i'm 15 years old. I live in las vegas and i am a Christian
    SORRY IF MY GRAMMER OR SPELLING IS BAD I'M WORKING ON IT

    Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved: but he that believeth not shall be damned
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    • Brother Snapper Grogan
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 608
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Hello Jesse, welcome to this friendly place. Tell us a little about yourself. Which church do you go to? Does your father or your husband approve of you being here?
      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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        • Jesse Myers
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          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2010
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Well at the time being im not going to a church but i am still reading and learning alot about the bible. But i haven't found a church that is near me thats a christian church there's only mormon churches near me and yes my mom encouraged me to join and be around people who believe in god.
          SORRY IF MY GRAMMER OR SPELLING IS BAD I'M WORKING ON IT

          Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved: but he that believeth not shall be damned

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22375
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Jesse Myers View Post
              But i haven't found a church that is near me thats a christian church
              Then move!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Jesse Myers
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  I'm 15 were am i supposed to go. i used to go to church till my cousin robert started slipping back and now hes out partying and hanging out with the wrong people i haven't seen him for days and i think hes back drinking.
                  SORRY IF MY GRAMMER OR SPELLING IS BAD I'M WORKING ON IT

                  Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved: but he that believeth not shall be damned

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Jesse Myers View Post
                      Hello i'm jesse and i'm 15 years old. I live in las vegas and i am a Christian




                      Hello Master Myers,

                      Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, young friend.

                      I can appreciate that you living in such a sin-filled place like Las Vegas, where the likes of Evilvis is see as a "god" and the only "chapel" in site would be one of those ghastly faux wedding venues could hamper your rejoicing in The Lord.

                      Rest assured though that you are in safe True Christian™ hands now you are here.

                      One thing I do suggest is that you hot-foot it and get yourself a KJV1611 as it is the ONLY True Word of God, or you could be finding yourself with more than just hot feet in HELL!

                      So tell me, what is your favorite pie and most importantly, your favorite Bible verse?

                      YIC,

                      Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Hi Jessie! What is your favorite passage in the KJV? You seem like a fine young man, how many sons has your wife born for Jesus?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Jesse Myers View Post
                              Hello i'm jesse and i'm 15 years old. I live in las vegas and i am a Christian




                              Originally posted by Jesse Myers View Post
                              Well at the time being im not going to a church but i am still reading and learning alot about the bible. But i haven't found a church that is near me thats a christian church there's only mormon churches near me and yes my mom encouraged me to join and be around people who believe in god.
                              Doing a simple search for "Las Vegas Baptist Churches," I came up with plenty of hits!

                              Mabye you could ride your bike over to one this Sunday.

                              Stay away from those Mormon cults though. They're not Christians!!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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