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  • Brother Snapper Grogan
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 608

    #16
    Re: Hello to y'all!

    What's this about being a practising Onanist?

    How often do you practise? Have you considered reading the Bible instead?

    And how many cocks do you have? I used to have a very large and handsome black cock, but it got eaten.
    What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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    • Dantro
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 25

      #17
      Re: Hello to y'all!

      Sorry Dolphin it goes to you too! I'm no GAY!! unless you mean it in the happy sort of sense before it got twisted by all these hell bound idiots?

      Are you from the south Dolphin like myself?

      Calling yourself Dolphin sounds gay to me and I bet you like nigras too

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      • dolphin
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2010
        • 19

        #18
        Re: Hello to y'all!

        no im not 100% gay but I like the short end of the stick, which I think I getting here

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #19
          Re: Hello to y'all!

          Originally posted by dolphin View Post
          Can I ask how did you know my new friend was gay, do you just sense these things, a gift maybe? If I had know I wouldnt have invited him on my bible bus...

          cckycu
          Before you get any more meaningful intercourse, I suggest you do as your gay friend Mr Odinist has done and make your own introduction thread.

          It is not a difficult task or ask.

          YIC,

          Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • Dantro
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2010
            • 25

            #20
            Re: Hello to y'all!

            Originally posted by BFDeref View Post
            What's this about being a practising Onanist?

            How often do you practise? Have you considered reading the Bible instead?

            And how many cocks do you have? I used to have a very large and handsome black cock, but it got eaten.
            hello BFDeref, i did say used to be a Odinist but as I said I left home because I didn't agree with their beliefs, and my mother was such a mean person as i said she used to beat me with the twat stick regularly

            Only the 1 cock as it's all i need to breed, was it a meaty cock you had? or was it for breeding only? sorry to hear you lost it though

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            • dolphin
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 19

              #21
              Re: Hello to y'all!

              Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
              Before you get any more meaningful intercourse, I suggest you do as your gay friend Mr Odinist has done and make your own introduction thread.

              It is not a difficult task or ask.

              YIC,

              Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
              But I seem to have struck a cord with my new friend, we share things, we have been emailing off this site.

              is it compulsory to have an introduction thread?

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #22
                Re: Hello to y'all!

                Originally posted by dolphin View Post
                is it compulsory to have an introduction thread?
                Yes.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #23
                  Re: Hello to y'all!

                  Originally posted by Dantro View Post
                  Sorry Dolphin it goes to you too! I'm no GAY!! unless you mean it in the happy sort of sense before it got twisted by all these hell bound idiots?

                  Are you from the south Dolphin like myself?

                  Calling yourself Dolphin sounds gay to me and I bet you like nigras too
                  Dolphins are KNOWN gay fornicators, Dantro! They will stick their nether-regional appendage into just about ANY hole available.



                  YIC,

                  Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • Dantro
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 25

                    #24
                    Re: Hello to y'all!

                    Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                    Before you get any more meaningful intercourse, I suggest you do as your gay friend Mr Odinist has done and make your own introduction thread.

                    It is not a difficult task or ask.

                    YIC,

                    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

                    well said Mrs P at least I had the decentcy to read the rules and abide by them Dolphin, and like I said I'm not GAY!!!!

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                    • dolphin
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 19

                      #25
                      Re: Hello to y'all!

                      I apologise for not reading the rules, please dont give me the bums rush. Even though my name is dolphin, I an also not really gay, maybe once for 5 mins at school but I dont think it counts.
                      Dantro do you like the english sport of boffing, I dont know if the yankees will have heard of it?
                      I find its a great way to relax?

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                      • Dantro
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 25

                        #26
                        Re: Hello to y'all!

                        Yes I used to love boffing as a child, but yet it was another thing that wasn't allowed and another excuse to be beten with the twat stick in my home

                        what team did you boff for Dolphin.

                        P.S I really think you need to change that name it really does sound gay

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                        • dolphin
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 19

                          #27
                          Re: Hello to y'all!

                          I used to boff all on my own maybe 3-4 times a day, sometimes it was good to have a team and we would all take turns but that was before the rule of salty biscuit was brought in, you had to be fast in the earlier days but now it all slow and drawn out. I dont play with myself as often as I used too. how about yourself?

                          I doubt I could change my user name but I wouldnt want to you filthy mexican.

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                          • Rusty Sherrifs Badge
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 6

                            #28
                            Re: Hello to y'all!

                            I'm from the UK and have never heard of Boffing????

                            is that a local thing???

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                            • Dantro
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 25

                              #29
                              Re: Hello to y'all!

                              Mexican, you nigra lover don't you dare call me that, i was going to ask if you wanted to meet up some time for a boffing but now you can boff by yourself

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                              • dolphin
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 19

                                #30
                                Re: Hello to y'all!

                                Dantro please accept my humble apologies, to make amends I extend to you a hand in boffing.

                                hi rusty, boffing is a sport that can be played both on your own and with teams, its a technical game that requires good hand eye coordination.

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