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  • Dantro
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 25

    #1

    Hello to y'all!

    Hello peeps thought i'd better introduce myself to y'all, i'm from the UK and untill recently I have been a practising Odinist, my parents brought me up with their beliefs in odinism as we only lived 100yds from stonehenge

    I have since left home which was a miserable place and have found solice in the lord Jesus, I hope to learn lots from you guys which will help to continue down the righteous path.
    I appologise for any quirckyness i'm not used to being around others to much, look forward to getting to know y'all more.

    Chin Chin keep your cocks up

    Dan
  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: Hello to y'all!

    @Dantro Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

    Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
    I Jesus!

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Hello to y'all!

      What was it we were supposed to keep up?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Hello to y'all!

        Originally posted by Dantro View Post
        Hello peeps thought i'd better introduce myself to y'all, i'm from the UK and untill recently I have been a practising Odinist, my parents brought me up with their beliefs in odinism as we only lived 100yds from stonehenge

        I have since left home which was a miserable place and have found solice in the lord Jesus, I hope to learn lots from you guys which will help to continue down the righteous path.
        I appologise for any quirckyness i'm not used to being around others to much, look forward to getting to know y'all more.

        Chin Chin keep your cocks up

        Dan
        Your name sounds foreign, are you sure you're not some sort of Mexican?

        Also, you're destined to go to Hell for being a pagan heretic. But welcome to the forum I guess, maybe you'll learn to give up your heathen ways before Jesus sends you to the Lake of Fire.


        EDIT:Also, your message is full of all sorts of weird formatting. Are posting from a pay phone or something?
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        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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        • Dantro
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 25

          #5
          Re: Hello to y'all!

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          What was it we were supposed to keep up?

          Sorry you never heard the English saying , Chin Chin keep your cocks up, it's a old english parting between country folk in reverance to keep the male chickens out of harms way at night from foxes, to carry on a good brooding

          Chin Chin keep your cocks up

          Dan.

          I have a good vibe about this place and see that i'm going to make many friends.

          P.s for the record i'm a pure blood english man.

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          • Dantro
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2010
            • 25

            #6
            Re: Hello to y'all!

            What does this mean? are y'all racists? Sorry I thought I had joined a peacefull, jesus loving forum not a racist forum

            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • DivineMeatball
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 2

              #7
              Re: Hello to y'all!

              Odinism

              isnt that the one where you get give an angry pirate on a monthly basis by a one eyed dwarf with a butler moustache and a Charlie Chaplin walking cane

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              • Dantro
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 25

                #8
                Re: Hello to y'all!

                Hi divinemeatball,

                If you are talking about reciaving a rusty hook, then yes i'm afraid so it was done every solstice by the lord dwarf himself. it's not a thing i like to rememeber and has left some nasty scars.

                I take it from your knowledge of UK customs you are too a brit?

                Chin Chin keep your cocks up

                Dan

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                • dolphin
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 19

                  #9
                  Re: Hello to y'all!

                  first post, just wanted to say hi to a fellow brit, chin chin keep your cocks up, you must be from the same part of the country as me?

                  I lead blble classes in the back of my vw T4, it has many seats but unfortunatly not all are filled. Would you like to join my group?

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                  • Dantro
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 25

                    #10
                    Re: Hello to y'all!

                    thank you for the invitation dolphin, it's nice to meet a fellow cock keeper upper! Do you keep chickens yourself?

                    It doesn't seem to be very friendly on here I've been called a mexican

                    t4s are cool maybe we could drive around our little island beating all the sins out of the unruley children

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                    • dolphin
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 19

                      #11
                      Re: Hello to y'all!

                      Can I just add, site admin, is it not a bit strong calling new members unsaved trash??

                      chin chin keep your cocks up

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                      • dolphin
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 19

                        #12
                        Re: Hello to y'all!

                        Dantro, I am also having some trouble on here, [i]some[/img] folk dont seem friendly at all.

                        You are more than welcome on my bus, wow I didnt think I would meet a fellow soul so quickly, I will be in touch as to when

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                        • Phebe Carlyle
                          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 2604

                          #13
                          Re: Hello to y'all!

                          Originally posted by Dantro View Post
                          Hello peeps thought i'd better introduce myself to y'all, i'm from the UK and untill recently I have been a practising Odinist, my parents brought me up with their beliefs in odinism as we only lived 100yds from stonehenge

                          I have since left home which was a miserable place and have found solice in the lord Jesus, I hope to learn lots from you guys which will help to continue down the righteous path.
                          I appologise for any quirckyness i'm not used to being around others to much, look forward to getting to know y'all more.

                          Chin Chin keep your cocks up

                          Dan


                          You obviously must have caught the gay from being an Odinist. The obsession with the RAINBOW and all.

                          Perhaps the BASH program would be a good first step for you.

                          Please check the "Straight 4 Jesus!" forum for further information.


                          YIC,

                          Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                          There's Jesus here,
                          Just see what He offers me....
                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                          Up there a home in heaven
                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                          • Dantro
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 25

                            #14
                            Re: Hello to y'all!

                            GAY


                            how dare you! when I was a child my mother used too beat me with a twat stick for ever using such a word, I like females i'll have you know Mrs. P Wintersnow.

                            like I said i can't help my up bringing but that's why I joined, to make good friends who can lead me on the path to heaven not hell.

                            Chin Chin keep your cocks up

                            Dan

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                            • dolphin
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 19

                              #15
                              Re: Hello to y'all!

                              Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post


                              You obviously must have caught the gay from being an Odinist. The obsession with the RAINBOW and all.

                              Perhaps the BASH program would be a good first step for you.

                              Please check the "Straight 4 Jesus!" forum for further information.


                              YIC,

                              Mrs.P.Wintersnow
                              Can I ask how did you know my new friend was gay, do you just sense these things, a gift maybe? If I had know I wouldnt have invited him on my bible bus...

                              cckycu

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