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  • Joboman
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    • Jun 2010
    • 11

    #1

    Hello

    Hi. As you can see from me having posted this, I'm new here. This community is very interesting to say the least, and I have not come here to flame.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello

    The word "introduction" is new to you I see.

    Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Joboman
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      • Jun 2010
      • 11

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Can non-practicing Christians or even people not of the Christian faith join this forum?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Joboman View Post
        Can non-practicing Christians or even people not of the Christian faith join this forum?
        This is a Christian forum. Our church has a huge banner in front of it that says "Unsaved NOT Welcome" and we mean it because God says so.

        You still haven't introduced yourself.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Joboman View Post
          Can non-practicing Christians or even people not of the Christian faith join this forum?
          Well if you look at the top of every page it says "Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome."

          If, however, you realize the err of your ways and want to embrace Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, I'd be happy to help. Admitting you're a foolish retard that has rejected the One True Lord is the first step.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Joboman
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            • Jun 2010
            • 11

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Well if you look at the top of every page it says "Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome."

            If, however, you realize the err of your ways and want to embrace Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, I'd be happy to help. Admitting you're a foolish retard that has rejected the One True Lord is the first step.
            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            This is a Christian forum. Our church has a huge banner in front of it that says "Unsaved NOT Welcome" and we mean it because God says so.

            You still haven't introduced yourself.
            I'm not mentally retarted.

            I believe that learning about a faith before deciding to practice it is always a good idea, yes?

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            • Phebe Carlyle
              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 2604

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Joboman View Post
              I'm not mentally retarted.

              I believe that learning about a faith before deciding to practice it is always a good idea, yes?
              I suppose that is a good rule of thumb, but I blame and also I have to wonder what your parents were doing (or obviously NOT) as to teaching you of The Lord.

              How old are you? If you can type obviously too old NOT to have Jesus in your life already.

              YIC,

              Mrs.P.Wintersnow




              There's Jesus here,
              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Joboman View Post
                I believe that learning about a faith before deciding to practice it is always a good idea, yes?
                Of course not, boy. Don't you know how much God HATES Rational Thinking!
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Joboman View Post
                  I'm not mentally retarted.
                  I love how in defense of your intelligence, you misspell "retarded", further confirming my point.

                  Besides, who are you to call God a liar? The Bible says atheists are fools.

                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Joboman
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    I love how in defense of your intelligence, you misspell "retarded", further confirming my point.

                    Besides, who are you to call God a liar? The Bible says atheists are fools.

                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                    Did I ever says I was a foolish atheist?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Joboman View Post
                      Did I ever says I was a foolish atheist?
                      You certainly haven't been in here praising Jesus, have you.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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