Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

[Landdown]

Greetings, fellow Christians!

Let me introduce myself a bit before I start ranting and trolling over different subjects on this forum ^^

My name is Michael and I currently attend to med school in France, a 'bit early for my age but I guess God was with me when I skipped over two years at school. Some of my passions are playing guitar, video games and rock music such as Guns N' Roses and Metallica (even though Gn'R has a song that mocks priests and religion but I just skip that when it's on ^^ ).

I've been reading this forum for quite a while now and seeing how passionate and fanatic you are about some matters! I wish I could share the same feelings (even though passion is a sin) but unfortunatley, I have some doubts on the Bible and God and, well, also your mentality (no harm intended) so I finally got myself an account and I'll post some questions once I feel ready for answers.

See you online!
Michael

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Landdown]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

that's a nice welcome =/ In Northern-Braband we farmers greet and host strangers warmly, why the hatred? Hasn't God taught you the ways of Love and Reason?

I hope Jezus will grant you the gift of Love before it is to late...

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

Greetings, fellow Christians!

Let me introduce myself a bit before I start ranting and trolling over different subjects on this forum ^^

My name is Michael and I currently attend to med school in France, a 'bit early for my age but I guess God was with me when I skipped over two years at school. Some of my passions are playing guitar, video games and rock music such as Guns N' Roses and Metallica (even though Gn'R has a song that mocks priests and religion but I just skip that when it's on ^^ ).

I've been reading this forum for quite a while now and seeing how passionate and fanatic you are about some matters! I wish I could share the same feelings (even though passion is a sin) but unfortunatley, I have some doubts on the Bible and God and, well, also your mentality (no harm intended) so I finally got myself an account and I'll post some questions once I feel ready for answers.

See you online!
Michael

Well, ain't you holier den thou Mr Hans Brincker! Who be you to do anything here "once you feel ready" That's might uppity of you.
With that and being a Dr in France yet, I be callin you on being a Joo boy!
Oh and unless one of yo passions is praisen our Lawd, we don't care what debils music you be listenin to!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

that's a nice welcome =/ In Northern-Braband we farmers greet and host strangers warmly, why the hatred? Hasn't God taught you the ways of Love and Reason?

I hope Jezus will grant you the gift of Love before it is to late...

Well, Michele isn't your attitude typically French.

A fine Pastor speaks to you and you give him grief. No hatrerd from him towards you though your response certainly is deserving of it.
And you spelling of Jesus is an insult to every True Christian(tm) in the world, even the frogs.

It is people like you that makes the rest of the world hate France.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

I hope Jezus will grant you the gift of Love before it is to late...

Busted. A Christian doesn't hope, a Christian prays.

And it's "Jesus", not "Jezus". Maybe that's the "chill" way of pronouncing His name, but if you lay down the crack pipe for a minute, you'll quickly realize it's "Jesus Christ" and not "Jezus Chrizt".

Why not troll a forum with false Christians instead? They aren't as intelligent as True Christians™ by far. That's why they feel so free to twist the Bible to suit their needs. They should be easier targets for your jokes.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

One more thing. What are you doing living in Micheal Jacksons ranch? I thought it was foreclosed on when the mutant took the helltrain.

[DesmondCole]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

France is indeed a despicable place. Where's the devotion to....well - anything?

[Landdown]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

Couldn't agree more with you about France being a horrible place to live in... Fortunatley, God assisted my mother at my birth in Northern-Braband, as I said, wich unless France made some odd territory agreement STILL lays in Holland. therefor, I quite agree with you on every point about the French =)
and pardon the alternate orthography for "Jesus" for in my nqtive lqnguqge it is spelled with a "z". If you would have read my profimle you could have seen all of this is the first place and could have avoided making doomed fools out of yourselves.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

Couldn't agree more with you about France being a horrible place to live in... Fortunatley, God assisted my mother at my birth in Northern-Braband, as I said, wich unless France made some odd territory agreement STILL lays in Holland. therefor, I quite agree with you on every point about the French =)

Friend, this is highly confusing. I never heard of Braband - I have heard of Brabant though. There's lots of them. Even the non-existing "country" of Belgium claims to have at least 2.

Furthermore, your profile states you live in France... um... And then you say you live in Holland. Is Holland in France?

Stop being a liar and start getting right with Jesus.

[Landdown]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

I have no idea how Americans spell Brabant... Improvisation I guess xD
Any-way, is it impossible for someone to live in an country other than one's native land?
then again, most people moving in the U.S.A. actually stay in the U.S.A. so maybe I shouldn't be asking this on an american forum =/

[Once was lost]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

This person is confusing me.
I think his Wooden Shoes are to small for his feet. Next thing he'll claim he does not wear Wooden Shoes.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

I have no idea how Americans spell Brabant..

This person is confusing me.
I think his Wooden Shoes are to small for his feet. Next thing he'll claim he does not wear Wooden Shoes.

With all due respect, I don't think it has anything to do with his clogs but more to do with his bent bra.

Landdown is clearly a queer.

[HardcoreCook]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

Very fing cute. Judge a person by his place of origin. Dont we have a name for that? O yeah, RACIST.
Just like the "unsaved trash" thread. "allow Barrack Obama in your church" seriously????
What the hell is this? I never believed stereotypes but you guys are very close to it.
And what the hell are you doing making jokes about him by using dutch stereotypes? The kid who held his finger in the dyke is a fairy tale. It didnt really happen, stop hurting yourselves...

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello! New guy from The Netherlands

Very fing cute. Judge a person by his place of origin. Dont we have a name for that? O yeah, RACIST.
Just like the "unsaved trash" thread. "allow Barrack Obama in your church" seriously????
What the hell is this? I never believed stereotypes but you guys are very close to it.
And what the hell are you doing making jokes about him by using dutch stereotypes? The kid who held his finger in the dyke is a fairy tale. It didnt really happen, stop hurting yourselves...

Well, first of all, we be needen to weed out Miz Anne Franks murderers, dont we? He might be right here under our nose an how much more Gawdly could dat be?
Look around you , boy? Da world is full of people waiting to be stereotyped as we speaks.

Da Haitians: dirty colored folks

Mexicalis: folks dat is dirty AN sneaky

Canadians: tryin to pass a white folks but dey be Frenchies

French: dirty, hairy folk wif a stink

Dutch, well boy, you done said it youself..a bunch of Dykes!
We kin go on and on and on