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  • #76
    Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

    Originally posted by Missionaryboy View Post
    I started a introduction forum now, I am so deeply sorry I had not done so earlier, please forgive me!
    Thank you.

    Now, go and answer the questions posed to you by Brother Jedediah.

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #77
      Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

      Originally posted by Missionaryboy View Post
      I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!
      I assure you, he does not want to commit sodomy with you. Back off, boy.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #78
        Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I assure you, he does not want to commit sodomy with you. Back off, boy.
        Thank you for posting that.

        Every day I feel the devils homosexual deviants strength grow stronger. They endlessly scour the planet in search of lost souls to corrupt.

        I feel this boy came here in attempt to have sexual intercourse with another man.
        1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear

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        • #79
          Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

          ''Hello to all. http://www.teddyruxpin.com <- This is a website that i have created, because i felt very moved to do this. This website shows how i feel about Jesus. ''

          Some Atheist Asian-Irish-Scottish-Austrailian woman who had recently had a sex change told me this, and i about had a heart attack, as i am 104 or 105 now, my memory is terrible nowadays, people these days just do not know how to treat their elders, or superior Christian figures, i know one thing for sure, that woman will burn in Hell, and so will her Bastard offspring. Cranky Old Man, i need some help on this one, it took me nearly an hour to type this much, and i don't know if a can live that much longer, my athritis is killing me day by day, but at least i know where i am going, please help. Her/His email is: teddyruxpin@aim.com
          Thank you for reading, i hope this woman gets what she desrves, a life of eternal death and suffering.
          Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-18-2011, 12:17 AM. Reason: Kiddie porn links edited out.

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          • #80
            Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

            It's always neat how JesOS shows us the copy/pasters by changing the font in their postings.

            And I don't click on links from Unsaved Trash, it's either porn or a virus.
            Drama queen

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            • #81
              Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masses!

              jesus christ you guys are a bunch of fucking retarded hypocrites pretending to be christian




              everyone with a decent mental capacity knows that IF there is a god and a heaven, you guys will end up burning in hell for the eternity sucking on satans big red penis AND you will enjoy it

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              • #82
                Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                You seem to be confusing hate and love here. Pastor Ezekiel is a very important and busy man. If you would try to meet him in person you would fail because he only meets with important people. Yet he has somehow found the time to nudge you in the right direction. He essentially wasted some of his extremely valuable time on a hopeless cause.

                So it is out of True Christian™ love that he spends time on trying to save you, against all odds. It is clearly you who is hateful here and not Pastor Ezekiel.


                is he a very important and busy man?

                is it important to rape children pretending it to be an act of god?
                fcuk off retard


                you didn't even manage to get the Norwegian flag right (and instead gave us a picture of the Finnish flag)
                proof you're as intelligent as a fcuking chimp

                Darwinism shows we are relatives, but I had no idea we where THAT close

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                • #83
                  Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

                  Originally posted by SwedeWithWeed View Post
                  is he a very important and busy man?
                  Yes, Pastor Ezekiel is important and very busy doing God's work.

                  is it important to rape children pretending it to be an act of god?
                  God is omnipotent (Revelation 19:6) so everything is an act of God. So no doubt children who get raped did something to offend God.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • #84
                    Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

                    Originally posted by SwedeWithWeed View Post

                    Darwinism shows we are relatives, but I had no idea we where THAT close
                    If you only had a few million years to figure out whether Darwin was right.

                    Praise Him!!!

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