[Kill Anka]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

You claim to be a Christian, but you don't even have the respect for God to capitalize His name, or His Holy Word.


So far, we've seen zero evidence that you're Saved©.

Why are you hating on people that believe in the same thing as you? Who give's a damn if someone writes with big letters. Does it make any difference?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Why are you hating on people that believe in the same thing as you? Who give's a damn if someone writes with big letters. Does it make any difference?

You seem to be confusing hate and love here. Pastor Ezekiel is a very important and busy man. If you would try to meet him in person you would fail because he only meets with important people. Yet he has somehow found the time to nudge you in the right direction. He essentially wasted some of his extremely valuable time on a hopeless cause.

So it is out of True Christian(tm) love that he spends time on trying to save you, against all odds. It is clearly you who is hateful here and not Pastor Ezekiel.

[Kill Anka]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

You seem to be confusing hate and love here. Pastor Ezekiel is a very important and busy man. If you would try to meet him in person you would fail because he only meets with important people. Yet he has somehow found the time to nudge you in the right direction. He essentially wasted some of his extremely valuable time on a hopeless cause.

So it is out of True Christian™ love that he spends time on trying to save you, against all odds. It is clearly you who is hateful here and not Pastor Ezekiel.

Ok, then I know
I'm not hateful and wouln't say a mean thing if anyone would be nice to me from the start

But now when I got your attention, can I ask you what you think of the Westboro Baptist Church?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

But now when I got your attention, can I ask you what you think of the Westboro Baptist Church?

We wish Westboro would look to Christ's teachings more and be less permissive with sinners.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

We wish Westboro would look to Christ's teachings more and be less permissive with sinners.

Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.

Yes, only a Christian-lite group would march at dead soldiers' funerals. They need to do something tough and difficult to earn respect here at LBC.

JJH

[proteastantguy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.

97%? I think they only follow 70% of the Bible.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

97%? I think they only follow 70% of the Bible.

My statistics are always 100% accurate so it must be 97%.

[DThygesen]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Hi

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Hi

Hello and thank you for your persecution.

Matthew 5:10-12 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


Before you bless us more, could you make introduction post here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16 and tell us bit about yourself.

Like why do you want everyone to give up their religions and embrace your thoughts only.

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

[BaronOB]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Cranky Old Man,

I always enjoy the reading of your lessons, question, why you do not write a book!

[PetitionLady]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Yes, only a Christian-lite group would march at dead soldiers' funerals. They need to do something tough and difficult to earn respect here at LBC.

JJH

Amen, Brother Mayor! Amen!!

[Missionaryboy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!

Instead of commenting on how other men look, please start an introduction thread where you can tell us what church you go to, etc.

The instructions are at the top of every page in this forum.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Missionaryboy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Instead of commenting on how other men look, please start an introduction thread where you can tell us what church you go to, etc.

The instructions are at the top of every page in this forum.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I started a introduction forum now, I am so deeply sorry I had not done so earlier, please forgive me!