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[celibanana]

Guess who's back, back, back, back again!

Yes, it is the lovely CeliBanana, and the Lord has steered me toward this site one more. Now living near Freehold, Iowa, though not necessarily there, since my father heard of a group of homosexuals planning on invading the town ( scary, I know. I do pray all my Brothers and Sisters in Christ are well prepared for such an attack ).

I have missed you all, and just thought to announce my presences once more, and introduce myself within the site, since my previous thread was overtaken by sinners and Satanists.

So, for everyone new, and old; I am Celi, turning 17 the 4th, which I am so sad is a Sunday. I have decided that I am not celebrating my birthday this year because of that fact. God comes first, and Sunday I will be in church and then at home reading my bible - which I think is a wonderful way to spend my birthday.

I was co-leader of the youth group of my Church where I lived before I moved, and I love to be in the middle of Church activities.

My favorite bible verse would have to be - Galatians 2:20 ; I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

Or; Psalm 18:1 - I love you, O LORD, my strength.

I am a home schooled graduate, I couldn't stand public school with the homosexuals and unsaved. I start college in the fall, at a nice Baptist school. Also, I do not eat hoved animals, as said in the bible in Leviticus 11:1-47.

Though, when I was in public school, where I used to live, I was highly involved with the JROTC, and I have an undying love for the U.S.' Military and soldiers serving our great country. Though, the Lord still comes first.

So, that is just a little recap on me, and I hope to get to know the new members, and to get to know the older members better.

YITL,

Celi

[Sister Charli]

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hello Celi.

[Felicity]

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@celibanana Welcome back!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Welcome back Ms. Banana. Congratulations on your persistent love of Christ!

[Dirk]

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Welcome!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Guess who's back, back, back, back again!

Yes, it is the lovely CeliBanana, and the Lord has steered me toward this site one more. Now living near Freehold, Iowa, though not necessarily there, since my father heard of a group of homosexuals planning on invading the town ( scary, I know. I do pray all my Brothers and Sisters in Christ are well prepared for such an attack ).

I have missed you all, and just thought to announce my presences once more, and introduce myself within the site, since my previous thread was overtaken by sinners and Satanists.

So, for everyone new, and old; I am Celi, turning 17 the 4th, which I am so sad is a Sunday. I have decided that I am not celebrating my birthday this year because of that fact. God comes first, and Sunday I will be in church and then at home reading my bible - which I think is a wonderful way to spend my birthday.

I was co-leader of the youth group of my Church where I lived before I moved, and I love to be in the middle of Church activities.

My favorite bible verse would have to be - Galatians 2:20 ; I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

Or; Psalm 18:1 - I love you, O LORD, my strength.

I am a home schooled graduate, I couldn't stand public school with the homosexuals and unsaved. I start college in the fall, at a nice Baptist school. Also, I do not eat hoved animals, as said in the bible in Leviticus 11:1-47.

Though, when I was in public school, where I used to live, I was highly involved with the JROTC, and I have an undying love for the U.S.' Military and soldiers serving our great country. Though, the Lord still comes first.

So, that is just a little recap on me, and I hope to get to know the new members, and to get to know the older members better.

YITL,

Celi

Child,
I am often away from the freehold area, I get there far too infrequently to keep up with the day to day of the town. I have to say this is the first I have heard of the homer attack that you mentioned. Could you ask your father to elaborate on the subject for myself and the other wandering Christians out here.
How rude of me, Welcome back to the forum.
YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Also, I do not eat hoved animals, as said in the bible in Leviticus 11:1-47.

You seem to be really confused young lady. Has your father taught you nothing, or are you just addle-brained like most females?

Only FALSE Christians distinguish between ceremonial laws vs. moral laws. Ceremonial laws were invalidated by Jesus and moral laws are eternal. For example:

• We're not required to make sacrifices because Jesus has given one sacrifice once for all (Hebr. chap. 9+10)
• We don't follow the food laws (Mark 7:15-19, Acts 10:12-16, Rom. 14:1-3) although some True Christians(tm) still regard lobster with suspicion.
• We don't observe OT (=Jewish) holidays (Gal. 4:9-11)
• The day of rest is Sunday (Acts 20:7, 1st Cor. 16:2)

[celibanana]

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You seem to be really confused young lady. Has your father taught you nothing, or are you just addle-brained like most females?

Only FALSE Christians distinguish between ceremonial laws vs. moral laws. Ceremonial laws were invalidated by Jesus and moral laws are eternal. For example:

• We're not required to make sacrifices because Jesus has given one sacrifice once for all (Hebr. chap. 9+10)
• We don't follow the food laws (Mark 7:15-19, Acts 10:12-16, Rom. 14:1-3) although some True Christians™ still regard lobster with suspicion.
• We don't observe OT (=Jewish) holidays (Gal. 4:9-11)
• The day of rest is Sunday (Acts 20:7, 1st Cor. 16:2)

Now, now, Pastor Ezekiel, we both know I am just addle-brained. But, as to your own confusion, I stated that I don't eat hoved animals as stated in Levicticus, but never did I say that was the reason why. I simply do not enjoy the meat of them, and, view that I have the choice to eat them, or not. And, I chose not to.

So, thank you for pointing out the ceremonial laws vs moral laws, but, I assure you, I know them.
Oh, and, also, you know not to call me a false Christian. That isn't smart on your behalf. <3

@charli harley , felicity , billy bob jenkins , and dirk;
Thank you! It's good to be back

@ aim for heaven;

I will be sure to request of him the full details, though, as a proper daughter I will not argue if he denies me my request.

YITL,
Celi

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I simply do not enjoy the meat of them, and, view that I have the choice to eat them, or not. And, I chose not to.

It is not your choice. Where did you get such an idea? God commands us to eat meat.

[I]Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you. -- Genesis 9:3

Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour: And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. -- Acts 10:9-13

[celibanana]

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It is not your choice. Where did you get such an idea? God commands us to eat meat.

And hoved meat is the only meat out there? Exactly. I do eat meat, thank you. I will start a food log just for you Pastor, if needed. <3

[True Disciple]

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Welcome back, Celi! How is life in Iowa?

[celibanana]

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Welcome back, Celi! How is life in Iowa?

Thank you, True Disciple! Life is going wonderful at the moment. I have found a Baptist Church near my home to attend while I wait for an opening at Landover. My father was very pleased with Landover and has been in conversations with the finance department to start a donation account. I am so excited that my family has been blessed to be able to help such a wonderful Church.

How have you been?

YITL,

Celi

[True Disciple]

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Thank you, True Disciple! Life is going wonderful at the moment. I have found a Baptist Church near my home to attend while I wait for an opening at Landover. My father was very pleased with Landover and has been in conversations with the finance department to start a donation account. I am so excited that my family has been blessed to be able to help such a wonderful Church.

How have you been?

YITL,

Celi

I've been doing very well, Celi, thank you. As you may have noticed, I've finished Bible School now, and earned several PhD's as well.

It's great that you have found a Baptist Church in Iowa. I hope to see you at Landover soon, we actually are still looking for enthusiastic young Christians to help with church activities for children. Do I remember correctly that you had experience as a Sunday School teacher?

Also, I have heard that the organizing body of the Future Housewife Summer Camps are still looking for young women with a desire to help educate girls (between 6 and 12 years old) on their womanly duties. If you are good with cooking and cleaning, your assistance would be greatly appreciated!

It's great to have you back on the forum!

YIC,

True Disciple

[celibanana]

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I've been doing very well, Celi, thank you. As you may have noticed, I've finished Bible School now, and earned several PhD's as well.

It's great that you have found a Baptist Church in Iowa. I hope to see you at Landover soon, we actually are still looking for enthusiastic young Christians to help with church activities for children. Do I remember correctly that you had experience as a Sunday School teacher?

Also, I have heard that the organizing body of the Future Housewife Summer Camps are still looking for young women with a desire to help educate girls (between 6 and 12 years old) on their womanly duties. If you are good with cooking and cleaning, your assistance would be greatly appreciated!

It's great to have you back on the forum!

YIC,

True Disciple

Oh how long I have been away!

Sorry I never had the chance to reply to your message, my father feared I was spending too much time on the computer, and not enough time with my Bible, which I full-heartedly thank him for. I feel, without technology I am closer to my Lord. Though, now with my Iphone, his word is with me wherever I go, along with my Bible.

Just an update on my current life, I am still in in Iowa, just now I am happily married to a good Christian man. Our fathers were friends through their ministries, and, our relationship blossomed from there. I am in college, though, only one class so I can stay home and take care of my duties as a woman and wife. I have not yet carried a child, though, we are hoping the Lord will bless us, soon.

I am active in our Church, with Sunday school once more.

And....I guess that's all. I suppose, ask, if you would like more information. Though, I'm sure, I'm not very interesting.

YIC
Celi