Howdy y'all

[DoubleD]

Hi I'm new here but I am not new to God.
My Church is Gods Green Earth.
I love biscutts and gravy, Chevy trucks and most things American.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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My Church is Gods Green Earth.

How many gods are there on your green Earth, Mr. D? Here we worship the One True God and obey His laws.

I love biscutts and gravy, Chevy trucks and most things American.

Well that's certainly a good start. But do you love Jesus? That's all that matters.

[DoubleD]

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I do not claim to know the Nature of God, or Number.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I do not claim to know the Nature of God, or Number.

Clearly. Are you perhaps vaguely familiar with Christianity and our absolute certainty that there is but one triune God?

If not, why are you here? This is not a forum for disillusioned polytheists. Plenty of forums on the Webs for hell-bound heathenist scum.

Yours in Christ

[DoubleD]

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Clearly. Are you perhaps vaguely familiar with Christianity and our absolute certainty that there is but one triune God?

If not, why are you here? This is not a forum for disillusioned polytheists. Plenty of forums on the Webs for hell-bound heathenist scum.

Yours in Christ

I consider Myself a Simple Man, I do not know of what Verse you speak.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Howdy y'all

I consider Myself a Simple Man, I do not know of what Verse you speak.

I too am a simple man. Allow me to break it down for you. See, only Baptists will be going to Heaven. Are you a) a Baptist, or b) going to Hell?

[DoubleD]

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I do not pass Jugement.

[Levi Jones]

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Why don't you pass judgment? The Bible says to Judge.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

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My Church is Gods Green Earth.

Are you one of those hybrid car driving liberals? They always talk about "green" and what not.

[BelieverInGod]

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Sounds like one of those "back to nature" tree hugging hippies that have invaded our fine rural communities. They've driven land prices to ridiculous heights, and bring all there city crap (like Starbucks) with them.

The good thing though is you can sell them over the fence eggs and milk at ten times the regular price, you just have to call it "organic" and make up names for the animals.

[DoubleD]

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Pastor; I was Saved by Accepting Jesus into my Heart over 25 years ago by my high school teacher.
He was fired from his posistion, thank God he found work at a Christian school.
I've been on a long road studying the Bible in Secret, in parks and out of the "world". I was raised a Christain but my parents were not Strict Christains, I Myself try to understand
every word of our Sacred Book but I feel sometimes my understanding is less then it should be.
I never finished school so it's hard sometime.
My "friends" ridiculed me in school about my interest in seeking
out the Lord

It's taken me almost five years to be able work these computor machines.
I don't wanna go to hell for being ignorant.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Pastor; I was Saved by Accepting Jesus into my Heart over 25 years ago by my high school teacher. He was fired from his posistion, thank God he found work at a Christian school.

I've been on a long road studying the Bible in Secret, in parks and out of the "world". I was raised a Christain but my parents were not Strict Christains, I Myself try to understand every word of our Sacred Book but I feel sometimes my understanding is less then it should be. I never finished school so it's hard sometime. My "friends" ridiculed me in school about my interest in seeking
out the Lord

Well, I must say you seem sincere. I am very sorry to hear that your parents were such shoddy Christians. And as for your so-called friends, take comfort in the fact that one day they will chucked into HELL, as will your parents, once God decides to knock the lot of them off. Glory!

It's taken me almost five years to be able work these computor machines. I don't wanna go to hell for being ignorant.

Do not fret, dear. You are here now, and will learn all you need to know to keep your bottom from being singed by Hellfire. As for your computer, have you considered that perhaps it's not you, but a demonic infestation? A very common problem for those of us who are computery Christians, due to the devil targeting us. He hates our God-given giftedness and skill with regard to navigating the internets, you see.

[DoubleD]

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Thank you very much,
Where would I go to ask personal questions about Family matters?

[Sister Kitty]

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I was raised a Christain but my parents were not Strict Christains,

I do not understand. What is a 'strict Christian'?

You are either Christian or not. You either follow the Bible or not.

There is no grey area. There are no 'sort of' Christians. You are or you are not.

Jesus did not include any optional verses in the Bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank you very much,
Where would I go to ask personal questions about Family matters?

Your local pastor.