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  • DoubleD
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    • Jun 2010
    • 26

    #16
    Re: Howdy y'all

    He smokes the pot and he's a Southern Baptist.
    Jeremiah 8:8
    Rev 7:3

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
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      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #17
      Re: Howdy y'all

      Originally posted by DoubleD View Post
      He smokes the pot and he's a Southern Baptist.
      Impossible! Though we are independent Baptists, I would ask for this charlatan's contact information. There is no way one can be a stoner and a Christian.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Brother Snapper Grogan
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        • May 2010
        • 608

        #18
        Re: Howdy y'all

        Originally posted by DoubleD View Post
        He smokes the pot and he's a Southern Baptist.
        Is he a sober drunk? A smart nigger? A Christian joo? Are you familiar with the term "oxymoron"?
        What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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        • Sister Pamela Thompson
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          • Jun 2010
          • 150

          #19
          Re: Howdy y'all

          I have a feeling this young man isn't telling the whole truth...
          2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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          • Mrs. Rogers
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            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #20
            Re: Howdy y'all

            Originally posted by Sister Pamela View Post
            I have a feeling this young man isn't telling the whole truth...
            Really? You may very well be right, Pam, but I find it difficult to comprehend why someone would join a GODLY forum such as this, invent a lifestory and tell fibs about themselves ... never in my life have I heard of such a thing ...

            ... we do NOT abide such silly shenanigans here, DoubleD! Enough of your nonsense.
            True Christians are Perfect!

            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #21
              Re: Howdy y'all

              Originally posted by DoubleD View Post
              Pastor; I was Saved by Accepting Jesus into my Heart over 25 years ago by my high school teacher.
              He was fired from his posistion, thank God he found work at a Christian school.
              I've been on a long road studying the Bible in Secret, in parks and out of the "world". I was raised a Christain but my parents were not Strict Christains, I Myself try to understand
              every word of our Sacred Book but I feel sometimes my understanding is less then it should be.
              I never finished school so it's hard sometime.
              My "friends" ridiculed me in school about my interest in seeking
              out the Lord

              It's taken me almost five years to be able work these computor machines.
              I don't wanna go to hell for being ignorant.
              I wish you would explain what you mean, study in secret? Are you ashamed of your search for Christ? Should we also hide in the dark because of our beliefs?

              Which Bible are you studying , in secret, these past 5 years? One or more passage must have caught your eye, will you share it with us?
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • Sister Charli
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                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #22
                Re: Howdy y'all

                My apologies for taking so long to offer you a welcome here DD.

                I avoided this thread thinking that your name was a bra size and that there may be inappropriate pictures here in.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • DoubleD
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                  • Jun 2010
                  • 26

                  #23
                  Re: Howdy y'all

                  Where in the Bible does it say rebuke strangers?
                  Jeremiah 8:8
                  Rev 7:3

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22371

                    #24
                    Re: Howdy y'all

                    Originally posted by DoubleD View Post
                    Where in the Bible does it say rebuke strangers?
                    2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900

                      #25
                      Re: Howdy y'all

                      Originally posted by DoubleD View Post
                      Where in the Bible does it say rebuke strangers?
                      Now you are defensive about your ''secrets''. One must wonder what you might be hiding? What are your true intentions here, I wonder?
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                      • James Hutchins
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                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #26
                        Re: Howdy y'all

                        Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                        Now you are defensive about your ''secrets''. One must wonder what you might be hiding? What are your true intentions here, I wonder?
                        DD is a rabble rouser, no doubt. People like her love to disrupt prayer sessions and start arguments. Usually, they are weak minded women who took a year in modern psychc.
                        Last edited by James Hutchins; 06-29-2010, 07:43 PM.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22371

                          #27
                          Re: Howdy y'all

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Usually, they are weak minded women who took a year in modern psychc.
                          The only thing worse than an uppity femnazi bitch is an uppity femnazi bitch who thinks she is educated.
                          Last edited by James Hutchins; 06-29-2010, 07:44 PM.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Benedict A. Davis
                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 3900

                            #28
                            Re: Howdy y'all

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            The only thing worse than an uppity femnazi bitch is an uppity femnazi bitch who thinks she is educated.
                            Well we can add rudeness to her bad qualities as DD signed off without saying goodbye.
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • DoubleD
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                              • Jun 2010
                              • 26

                              #29
                              Re: Howdy y'all

                              In Christs name, I hereby swear you guys centainly like to embelish facts
                              where none are given.
                              Jeremiah 8:8
                              Rev 7:3

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #30
                                Re: Howdy y'all

                                Originally posted by DoubleD View Post
                                In Christs name, I hereby swear you guys centainly like to embelish facts
                                where none are given.
                                Very True, and they see things that are not there and have not been said too.
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