Howdy Y'all

[Touch me there lord]

I'm Ted. I don't like homersexuals. We use them as cattle dogs at the Yetertuckens family ranch. We has a nice chruch n'all. But i'll be shucky sure it don't be as purdy as yours out in Landover. If I see Homersexuals in my church I likes to shoots 'em good. We have a community barbecue at the church on Wednesday afternoons. Dems communities just be us and the Yetertuckens. I miss my cat. I bet then Satan worshipping homersexuals took him.

My favorite musics are Guy Sebastian, Bananarama, Slim Dusty and Michael Jackon. I bet he went to heaven because god did thinks he wants a monkey. But not George Michael. Because he's a homersexual and I like to hit homersexuals with my axe and put them in a bag for our barbecue, which is on Wednesday afternoon in the church. Praise Jesus.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I'm Ted. I don't like homersexuals. We use them as cattle dogs at the Yetertuckens family ranch. We has a nice chruch n'all. But i'll be shucky sure it don't be as purdy as yours out in Landover. If I see Homersexuals in my church I likes to shoots 'em good. We have a community barbecue at the church on Wednesday afternoons. Dems communities just be us and the Yetertuckens. I miss my cat. I bet then Satan worshipping homersexuals took him.

My favorite musics are Guy Sebastian, Bananarama, Slim Dusty and Michael Jackon. I bet he went to heaven because god did thinks he wants a monkey. But not George Michael. Because he's a homersexual and I like to hit homersexuals with my axe and put them in a bag for our barbecue, which is on Wednesday afternoon in the church. Praise Jesus.

Oh Dear Ted,

Not quite the introduction I was expecting.

Please tell us which church you attend and also your favorite Bible verse.

Where do you profess to reside? I see two Australian "singers" (term used loosely) out of the four of your favorites.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Jo Freddie]

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I'm Ted. I don't like homersexuals. We use them as cattle dogs at the Yetertuckens family ranch. We has a nice chruch n'all. But i'll be shucky sure it don't be as purdy as yours out in Landover. If I see Homersexuals in my church I likes to shoots 'em good. We have a community barbecue at the church on Wednesday afternoons. Dems communities just be us and the Yetertuckens. I miss my cat. I bet then Satan worshipping homersexuals took him.

My favorite musics are Guy Sebastian, Bananarama, Slim Dusty and Michael Jackon. I bet he went to heaven because god did thinks he wants a monkey. But not George Michael. Because he's a homersexual and I like to hit homersexuals with my axe and put them in a bag for our barbecue, which is on Wednesday afternoon in the church. Praise Jesus.

Why do you hate God so much?
All people are The One True Gods creation and he makes it clear that he does not care what consenting adults do with each other.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

Followed by this piece of advice

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

[Talitha]

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I'm Ted. I don't like homersexuals. We use them as cattle dogs at the Yetertuckens family ranch. We has a nice chruch n'all. But i'll be shucky sure it don't be as purdy as yours out in Landover. If I see Homersexuals in my church I likes to shoots 'em good. We have a community barbecue at the church on Wednesday afternoons. Dems communities just be us and the Yetertuckens. I miss my cat. I bet then Satan worshipping homersexuals took him.

My favorite musics are Guy Sebastian, Bananarama, Slim Dusty and Michael Jackon. I bet he went to heaven because god did thinks he wants a monkey. But not George Michael. Because he's a homersexual and I like to hit homersexuals with my axe and put them in a bag for our barbecue, which is on Wednesday afternoon in the church. Praise Jesus.

Whilst we agree with what SHOULD happen to queers, we here at Freehold follow the letter of the Law.
We convert Homo's back to normal people, we do not kill them.

I suggest that you see someone about your violent nature.

[Touch me there lord]

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Naw. Them Yetertuckens. They be Aboriginee Christians. They has Guy playin' now. They do be hearing Julie Gillerd is an Athiest ao we're coming down to y'all there to spear her and hit her with a woomera or somethin'. Mayperchance we can meet up for a steak?

[Talitha]

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Naw. Them Yetertuckens. They be Aboriginee Christians. They has Guy playin' now. They do be hearing Julie Gillerd is an Athiest ao we're coming down to y'all there to spear her and hit her with a woomera or somethin'. Mayperchance we can meet up for a steak?

Can someone provide a translation please?

[Warner S. Davidson]

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I'm Ted. I don't like homersexuals. We use them as cattle dogs

My favorite musics are Guy Sebastian, Bananarama, Slim Dusty and Michael Jackon. .

I note some Australian-isms.....Are you from the worlds newest communist state???

[Touch me there lord]

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Google translate has somethin' like Nevada, but no Aboriginee. Ah ok. Then. I'll stop killin' them homersexuals. Maybe we cans uses 'em to ride into town on Sundays. We go to town then because usually Pator Jambala Worrotidgee is flamin' drunk by 7am at church here, so we just goes into town and says our prayers by the "Jewish Hope" newspaper stand, because is be the next closest thing we have to a church out these yonder parts.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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I note some Australian-isms.....Are you from the worlds newest communist state???

Do you live in a umpy? Do you drink a plagon wid de lations? You a blackfella? Yella fella? Are you income managed?

Out with it!

[Touch me there lord]

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P.S Swish. I like your emoticon of the cop from the village people or a random bearman next to your name. That's straighter than Noah's pecker.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Can someone provide a translation please?

Deaconess Talitha,

Even living here in this God Forsaken country, I cannot make head nor tail of most of that. I usually don't interact with the abo's though..so....perhaps it is some strange walk-about lingo, or perhaps this Ted fellow is an imposter of some sort...The Howdy Y'all certainly is not a common term used in Australia.

Even Brother Swish seems quite befuddled.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[BelieverInGod]

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I'm still trying to figure out how you use a homer as a cattle dog. Rottweilers, heelers, kelpies, (I consider border collies iffy with cattle). I just don't think a homer could compete with such wonderful dogs.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Can someone provide a translation please?

I will give it a try. I am an expert in international dialects.

Naw. Them Yetertuckens. They be Aboriginee Christians. They has Guy playin' now. They do be hearing Julie Gillerd is an Athiest ao we're coming down to y'all there to spear her and hit her with a woomera or somethin'. Mayperchance we can meet up for a steak?

There is a family named "Yetertuckens" who are Aboriginee and who falsely claim to be Christians. Like everyone in Australia they are all gay. While having intense gay sex they heard someone mention the new prime minister of Australia, Julie Gillerd, is an atheist. They now intend to demonstrate that they are still savages by killing her with a spear. After that they intend to have a gay sex party while eating steaks.

[Touch me there lord]

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Hell yeah! Crazy guy. You got it in 1. Don't forget sodomy with Gillards dead corpse too. All that while watching Toy Story and turning the kids of Australia into fags. I always wonderered why they were called Buzz & Woody. I am a good firm Christian who likes to drill people contstantly about how freakin' perfect I am. While listening to faggot Slim Dusty and jacking off to your profile picture.