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I do, and I love all God's creatures. Especially pigs as I am a big fan of Hamburgers.
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That is great to hear. However, as an introduction, this certainly is lacking at several points.Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
Could you please tell us your name, your age, your Church, your Pastor, your favorite Bible Verse, things like that? Thank you.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Perhaps this person uses ground pork in the same manner others use garlic - to ward off vampires.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
In his case the ground pork keeps all the mudslimes away from him.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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The last time I checked HAM comes from a pig, therefore HAMburgers are made from the said animal.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
I prey this clarifies matters
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So by "preying" on your ham rather that praying on it, can I assume that you hunt your own?Originally posted by Colin Cameron View PostThe last time I checked HAM comes from a pig, therefore HAMburgers are made from the said animal.
I prey this clarifies matters
Hence your state of uncleanliness.
Leviticus 11:7-8 (King James Version)
7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Colin if you are on medication, get the doctor to up the dose.Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Postsigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Hamburgers are named after the City of Hamburg and are made from Beef.Originally posted by Colin Cameron View PostThe last time I checked HAM comes from a pig, therefore HAMburgers are made from the said animal.
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1885 - The family of Frank and Charles Menches from Akron, Ohio, claim the brothers invented the hamburger while traveling in a 100-man traveling concession circuit at events (fairs, race meetings, and farmers' picnics) in the Midwest in the early 1880s. During a stop at the Erie County Fair in Hamburg, New York, the brothers ran out of pork for their hot sausage patty sandwiches. Because this happened on a particularly hot day, the local butchers stop slaughtering pigs. The butcher suggested that they substitute beef for the pork. The brothers ground up the beef, mixed it with some brown sugar, coffee, and other spices and served it as a sandwich between two pieces of bread. They called this sandwich the "hamburger" after Hamburg, New York where the fair was being held. According to family legend, Frank didn't really know what to call it, so he looked up and saw the banner for the Hamburg fair and said, "This is the hamburger." In Frank's 1951 obituary in The Los Angeles Times, he is acknowledged him as the ''inventor'' of the hamburger.
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Im afraid I am not on medation my dear boy.Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
As personal insults are the work of the devil I shall refrain from returning your insults.
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I am wondering something, maybe you could answer a question to help clear my mind. Are you one of the Caucasian homos or are you the nigra? God hates homos!Comment
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I am a Christian man who enjoys Hamburgers and loves Jesus.Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
Thank you for your information regarding homosexuality, but I am fully aware of this already.
I hope this clears your mind and clarifies matters.
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Originally posted by Colin Cameron View PostI am a Christian man who enjoys Hamburgers and loves Jesus.
Thank you for your information regarding homosexuality, but I am fully aware of this already.
I hope this clears your mind and clarifies matters.
Great way to avoid the question. If you are being truthful with us, why do you think that pork is found in a Hamburger? The pirate even knows that you are fibbing!Comment
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