[celibanana]

Re: I love Jesus!

I do, and I love all God's creatures. Especially pigs as I am a big fan of Hamburgers.

May I just point out that it sounds like you love Pig Hamburgers more than the Lord?

I could spend all day talking about my love for the Lord, yet you just keep talking about what's in a hamburger and if the A-Team is full of homosexuals or not. Sure sounds like a Godmocker among us.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: I love Jesus!

Can you tell us your conversion story? How did you come to know Jesus?

Jesus has always been apart of my life Sir.

May I just point out that it sounds like you love Pig Hamburgers more than the Lord?

I could spend all day talking about my love for the Lord, yet you just keep talking about what's in a hamburger and if the A-Team is full of homosexuals or not. Sure sounds like a Godmocker among us.

You must be very lucky to have someone read my comments to you to hear them.

As far as 'Godmocking' I think you will find that I am an honest Christian man who studies the KJV Bible daily.

I pray this clarifies matters

[James Dewitt]

Re: I love Jesus!

Here is the rub Colin old boy. You have not been completely honest with us. We ask a few questions and you don't respond. So I will try one more time. What church do you attend? Tell me how has Jesus touched you?

[Colin Cameron]

Re: I love Jesus!

Here is the rub Colin old boy. You have not been completely honest with us. We ask a few questions and you don't respond. So I will try one more time. What church do you attend? Tell me how has Jesus touched you?

Fellow Christian, the reason I didnt answer your question is because I have already explained this on earlier threads. However I worship in a small church in Western Scotland due to my position overseas.

I was born a Christian and raised a Christian and as I have already stated Jesus has been part of my whole life.

I hope this finally clarifies matters

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I love Jesus!

Fellow Christian, the reason I didnt answer your question is because I have already explained this on earlier threads. However I worship in a small church in Western Scotland due to my position overseas.

I was born a Christian and raised a Christian and as I have already stated Jesus has been part of my whole life.

I hope this finally clarifies matters

So, you refuse to talk about Jesus more than once on the whole forum? Are you sure you don't have a latent hatred of all things Holy?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I love Jesus!

Colin as you are easily confused by the names of things, like thinking there was pig in a Hamburger here are a few more examples for you to take note of:

• Bombay duck - Is not duck at all, but dried fish.
• Cream crackers — Contain no cream.
• Hot Dog - This does not in actuality contain dog.
• Toad in the hole - This does not contain toads.
• Ants on a log, or bugs on a log - Does not contain ants, bugs or indeed a log.
• Buffalo wings are not made from buffalo.
• Rocky Mountain oysters - Contain no oysters.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: I love Jesus!

Fellow Christian, the reason I didnt answer your question is because I have already explained this on earlier threads. However I worship in a small church in Western Scotland due to my position overseas.

I was born a Christian and raised a Christian and as I have already stated Jesus has been part of my whole life.

I hope this finally clarifies matters

Hello Mr Cameron,

Yes, I do recall interacting with you on a different thread; this one: Mr Cameron's Intro Thread.

However, I must ask why you decided to make another thread in the Introduction Forum?

Are you still with those skirt-wearing homers in Scotland?

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: I love Jesus!

Colin as you are easily confused by the names of things, like thinking there was pig in a Hamburger here are a few more examples for you to take note of:

• Bombay duck - Is not duck at all, but dried fish.
• Cream crackers — Contain no cream.
• Hot Dog - This does not in actuality contain dog.
• Toad in the hole - This does not contain toads.
• Ants on a log, or bugs on a log - Does not contain ants, bugs or indeed a log.
• Buffalo wings are not made from buffalo.
• Rocky Mountain oysters - Contain no oysters.

Don't forget Spotted Dick.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[James Dewitt]

Re: I love Jesus!

Don't forget Spotted Dick.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Young Lady what kind of language is that, and you might want to get that man to see a doctor of some kind, that's not normal for a mans...umm... err ... to be spotted.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: I love Jesus!

Young Lady what kind of language is that, and you might want to get that man to see a doctor of some kind, that's not normal for a mans...umm... err ... to be spotted.

Oh Brother James!!

I wasn't referring to a man's nether-regions! It is a horrid dessert the Brittish make.



Even Heinz have Dick in a can!!





That joo Theresa Heinz will stop at nothing!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I love Jesus!

Oh Brother James!!

I wasn't referring to a man's nether-regions! It is a horrid dessert the Brittish make.

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

And how would you have had be explain what was NOT in it?

Mind you I could have gone for

Spotted Dick - Does not contain a Richard

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I love Jesus!

Oh Brother James!!

I wasn't referring to a man's nether-regions! It is a horrid dessert the Brittish make.



Even Heinz have Dick in a can!!





That joo Theresa Heinz will stop at nothing!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Glad to see you posted a picture as the mental midget that started this thread HAMburger boy would have been doing his Beevis and Butthead imitation for the next 2 days.
You never told people about the need for hot custard over your steamed spotty dick so you can get it down, it is rather stodgy.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: I love Jesus!

Glad to see you posted a picture as the mental midget that started this thread HAMburger boy would have been doing his Beevis and Butthead imitation for the next 2 days.
You never told people about the need for hot custard over your steamed spotty dick so you can get it down, it is rather stodgy.

Some of these dicks can be "self saucing", or so I have heard. I didn't know you were so partial to a piece of dick, Brother AIM??

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

To Jo Freddie, I would have made reference to Dick Cheney of course!

[Colin Cameron]

Re: I love Jesus!

Glad to see you posted a picture as the mental midget that started this thread HAMburger boy would have been doing his Beevis and Butthead imitation for the next 2 days.
You never told people about the need for hot custard over your steamed spotty dick so you can get it down, it is rather stodgy.

Who is Beevis and Butthead?

Sounds like sinfull references to me.

On the topic of deserts, can someone explain Baked Alaska?

[Colin Cameron]

Re: I love Jesus!

Hello Mr Cameron,

Are you still with those skirt-wearing homers in Scotland?

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Yes Im afraid so. The haggis hunting, ginger haired, alcoholics dont even read the KJV Bible. They are all doomed to eternal damnation in my humble opinion.

I can assure you though Mrs W, I ensure that I keep to the strictest of dress codes and ensure that these homers do not come within 10 meters of me.