Well hello there!

[Valentina]

Hello everybody!

My name is Casandra Valentina Adlersparr, I was born in Stockholm, Sweden and I moved to California when I was 2. I'm once again moving out of the country to attend Oxford University in England.

I like science, English, reading, theater, cooking, dancing, and really anything and everything else.

I apparently have poor form, and wasn't aware I had to make one of these threads, so I apologize.

I also really like music. To me, music dictates my life. I'm a dancer, so every song translates into motion and emotion almost instantly upon hearing it. Gregorian chants are my favorite, followed by old Latin choral music, and then modern artists like Andrew Bird and Massive Attack.

I hope this is suitable for an introduction thread.

Thank you!

Diabetus

[Levi Jones]

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Gregorian chants? Are you a catherlick? You do realize this is a Christian forum, right?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Hello everybody!

My name is Casandra Valentina Adlersparr, I was born in Stockholm, Sweden and I moved to California when I was 2. I'm once again moving out of the country to attend Oxford University in England.

I like science, English, reading, theater, cooking, dancing, and really anything and everything else.

I apparently have poor form, and wasn't aware I had to make one of these threads, so I apologize.

I also really like music. To me, music dictates my life. I'm a dancer, so every song translates into motion and emotion almost instantly upon hearing it. Gregorian chants are my favorite, followed by old Latin choral music, and then modern artists like Andrew Bird and Massive Attack.

I hope this is suitable for an introduction thread.

Thank you!

Diabetus

Welcome Cassandra!

So.... you are a college aged diabetic lap dancer, living in modern Sodom, on your way to Godless England for the next 4 years????

Oh the work we have ahead of us in getting some Jesus pounded into you to save you from a life of ill health and wicked depravity!

Praise His name!

[HTannor]

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I will give you the benefit of the doubt, Valentina, that your avatar shows you as the female between two men.

Are either of them your husband? Which one is it? Does he beat you regularly like he should? Does he have the seed necessary to grind out little Soldiers for Christ?

If neither is your husband, are you triflingly with their feelings and acting as a harlot?

You claim you are of Swedish heritage and your photo shows blond hair. However, blond hair on the head is easily achieved by certain chemical treatments. Please provide proof that "the rug matches the drapes."

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Hello everybody!

Hey there! Welcome to our friendly forum.

I like science, English, reading, theater, cooking, dancing, and really anything and everything else.

No and Yes. Science is nice as a hobby but is not to be taken seriously - the world is the creation of God. Cooking is a noble skill all women should do regularly, and aids them in caring for their husbands. Cooking is an example of something you should be taking seriously.

I also really like music. To me, music dictates my life.

This is not what God has told you to do. He wants your life to be dictated by the Bible, hence why he wrote it. He did not write some brainless hip-hop music to shake your booty at, and condemns such things. If music is consuming you so much, then I advise you stop before you anger God.

I hope this is suitable for an introduction thread.

No. You need to tell us which Church you attend, how old you are, how many sons you have bore for Jesus. Try INTRODUCING yourself - I would have thought someone going to Oxford would be able to handle a task so simple.

Thank you!

Thank Christ for dying for your sins, not us.

[Nobar King]

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Massive Attack promotes communism. Is that the message you're trying to send?

[hollapatrol]

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[John Creeser]

Re: Well hello there!

Hello everybody!

My name is Casandra Valentina Adlersparr, I was born in Stockholm, Sweden and I moved to California when I was 2. I'm once again moving out of the country to attend Oxford University in England.

I like science, English, reading, theater, cooking, dancing, and really anything and everything else.

I apparently have poor form, and wasn't aware I had to make one of these threads, so I apologize.

I also really like music. To me, music dictates my life. I'm a dancer, so every song translates into motion and emotion almost instantly upon hearing it. Gregorian chants are my favorite, followed by old Latin choral music, and then modern artists like Andrew Bird and Massive Attack.

I hope this is suitable for an introduction thread.

Thank you!

Diabetus

Science? Why study that silly theory. I would put more time into the bible.

I do appreciate your use of good grammar (unlike my dark friend up above).

[Valentina]

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1. I'm 18 and have no sons for Christ. Well, not yet at least.

2. I'm going to Oxford because it's a good school.

3. Gregorian chants make for interesting dances.

4. My picture is from my Senior prom. The boy who's to my right was my boyfriend but wanted to know me carnally and I denied him. The boy to my left is my best friend.

5. I'm not blonde, I'm a redhead. And a redhead naturally. The carpet does indeed match the drapes.

6. I'm not Massive Attack, so no, I'm not promoting Communism.

7. I attend San Mateo's First Baptist Church.

8. I'm not a stripper, I'm a ballerina.

9. My name has one "s". Casandra, not Cassandra.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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1. I'm 18 and have no sons for Christ. Well, not yet at least.

You'd better get started. You are ripe. I don't know how you plan on dancing around in godless England and making babies at the same time, but you'd better get your priorities straight. Time to breed forth some sons, woman!

2. I'm going to Oxford because it's a good school.

Talk to WinnerNotSinner about England. He has to cope with their faggotry on a daily basis. Why would you live in England when there is America?

3. Gregorian chants make for interesting dances.

Perhaps, if you are into Satan. I take my wife Ethel out to a square dance now and again, if she is good. You need to get these silly ideas out of your pretty little head, chanting is very sinful. I suppose ballet dancing is okay for a little girl, but you can't dance when pregnant, so you are going to have to give that up.

5. I'm not blonde, I'm a redhead. And a redhead naturally. The carpet does indeed match the drapes.

I'm not really into decorating. That's my wife Ethel's department.