lawl

[TDG196]

Who's there, it's TDG196 the Flamedramon!

[Didymus Much]

Re: lawl

Who's there, it's TDG196 the Flamedramon!

Bic-lighter class, by the looks of it

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: lawl

Who's there, it's TDG196 the Flamedramon!

What is that demonic language you speak?

Hardly an introduction!

What is your favorite Bible verse?

The name of the Church you attend?

Are you male or female?

Are you married?

That will do for starters.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[TDG196]

Re: lawl

What is that demonic language you speak?

Hardly an introduction!

What is your favorite Bible verse?

The name of the Church you attend?

Are you male or female?

Are you married?

That will do for starters.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Canadian English, ma'am.

So? I'VE HAD 6 SUGARLY CUPS OF COFFEE.

What is this Bible you speak of?

I don't attend chruch.

I'm a guy.

No, I'm not even dating.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: lawl

Canadian English, ma'am.

So? I'VE HAD 6 SUGARLY CUPS OF COFFEE.

What is this Bible you speak of?

I don't attend chruch.

I'm a guy.

No, I'm not even dating.

Heathen, hopped-up Atheist SCUM!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: lawl

A Godless canuck. We have our work cut out for us.

Tell me friend, the truth now, you are here to be pals with Jesus, right?

[TDG196]

Re: lawl

Maybe, bro, and don't call me a "Canuck", please, I'm just a guy enduring his life and taking his time, to post here.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: lawl

Maybe, bro, and don't call me a "Canuck", please, I'm just a guy enduring his life and taking his time, to post here.

Do you live in an igloo?

[TDG196]

Re: lawl

Do you live in an igloo?

Nah, I live in a beautful house, but I slept in one and it's a hotel.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: lawl

A flamedramon, eh? The stench of sulphurous fumes assails me even now. Or is that the emanation from the Pit?

[TDG196]

Re: lawl

A flamedramon, eh? The stench of sulphurous fumes assails me even now. Or is that the emanation from the Pit?

Nah, sir, that's the solar power I'm burning, to power my ROFL copter.

[Brother Alex]

Re: lawl

Maybe, bro, and don't call me a "Canuck", please, I'm just a guy enduring his life and taking his time, to post here.

Well, God brought you here for a reason.

If you want to stay on this forum, the first thing you need to do is to read the entire Bible and keep all of God's commandments (James 2:10) unless you wish to face an eternity of burning in the flames of hell (Psalm 55:15). You must also accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior (1st John 1:7), repent of your sins (Acts 2:38) and pray for His forgiveness (Acts 8:22); let the Holy Spirit enter you and chase all those demons out of your rectum (John 20:22).

James 2:10: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Psalm 55:15: Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

1st John 1:7: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Acts 2:38: Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Acts 8:22: Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.

John 20:22: And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost:

Be Saved© or enjoy Hell -your choice.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: lawl

Nah, sir, that's the solar power I'm burning, to power my ROFL copter.

How does your copter get off of the ground when it is rolling on the floor?

You are one seriously sick and disturbed devil! I think only a casting out of such possession, as Jesus did, would help you now.

Mat 8:16 When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[TDG196]

Re: lawl

Well, God brought you here for a reason.

If you want to stay on this forum, the first thing you need to do is to read the entire Bible and keep all of God's commandments (James 2:10) unless you wish to face an eternity of burning in the flames of hell (Psalm 55:15). You must also accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior (1st John 1:7), repent of your sins (Acts 2:38) and pray for His forgiveness (Acts 8:22); let the Holy Spirit enter you and chase all those demons out of your rectum (John 20:22).

James 2:10: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Psalm 55:15: Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

1st John 1:7: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Acts 2:38: Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Acts 8:22: Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.

John 20:22: And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost:

Be Saved© or enjoy Hell -your choice.

Well, no, I bought myself here, for I was reading a topic about New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

How does your copter get off of the ground when it is rolling on the floor?

You are one seriously sick and disturbed devil! I think only a casting out of such possession, as Jesus did, would help you now.

Mat 8:16 When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Look up ROLF Copter, ma'am.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: lawl

Nah, sir, that's the solar power I'm burning, to power my ROFL copter.

Solar power? You're not one of those Greenies are you? Young man, may I remind you of Genesis 1:28:

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

The Lord has commanded us to subdue the Earth - not to worship it. He gave us coal and uranium that we might have energy in abundance, and it's those which you should be burning to power your ROFL copter.

By the way, I'm familiar with Bell and Sikorsky but not with ROFL. I assume it's a brand that's only available in Canadia. Does it have skis for landing on the ice?