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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #16
    Re: lawl

    Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
    Well, no, I bought myself here, for I was reading a topic about New Super Mario Bros. Wii.



    Look up ROLF Copter, ma'am.

    Cite the bible verse in question. I know my KJV1611 very well and I cannot recall ANY scripture speaking of that inanity of a ROFL copter!

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • TDG196
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jul 2010
      • 25

      #17
      Re: lawl

      Originally posted by BFDeref View Post
      Solar power? You're not one of those Greenies are you? Young man, may I remind you of Genesis 1:28:



      The Lord has commanded us to subdue the Earth - not to worship it. He gave us coal and uranium that we might have energy in abundance, and it's those which you should be burning to power your ROFL copter.

      By the way, I'm familiar with Bell and Sikorsky but not with ROFL. I assume it's a brand that's only available in Canadia. Does it have skis for landing on the ice?
      Well, Nuclear's a good source of power but the waste's harmful.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #18
        Re: lawl

        Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
        Well, Nuclear's a good source of power but the waste's harmful.
        There is no such thing as nuclear waste. That is a myth concocted by the Liberal Occupational Government (LOG).
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • TDG196
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2010
          • 25

          #19
          Re: lawl

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          There is no such thing as nuclear waste. That is a myth concocted by the Liberal Occupational Government (LOG).
          It exists, it does some freaky stuff to you like altering your DNA and making you look like you've just been though a meat tenderizer.

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          • Benedict A. Davis
            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 3900

            #20
            Re: lawl

            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
            Cite the bible verse in question. I know my KJV1611 very well and I cannot recall ANY scripture speaking of that inanity of a ROFL copter!

            YIC,

            Mrs.P.Wintersnow
            Sister P I don;t think you will find this there either. Super Mario Bros. Wii. He seems to be searching for the truth concerning it/him/they whatever he speaks of. I believe he is a troll of a child whose parents do not know he is up so late. He will be so crabby tomorrow.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • Brother Snapper Grogan
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 608

              #21
              Re: lawl

              Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
              It exists, it does some freaky stuff to you like altering your DNA and making you look like you've just been though a meat tenderizer.
              DNA?

              That confirms what I feared - you've been listening to those false lying evolutionists! Pay close attention:

              Originally posted by Genesis 1:26
              And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
              See that? It doesn't say "And God said, Let us make DNA" does it? Whatever DNA is, if it exists at all, it has nothing to do with anything. Have you ever seen DNA? No? I thought not.

              Those ugly people you refer to aren't the result of nucular radiation - they're the result of God's radiation: punishment for sins against Him and His word - very probably for listening to atheistic evolution liars.
              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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              • TDG196
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jul 2010
                • 25

                #22
                Re: lawl

                On a last note: BONJOUR, les fondamentalistes stupide!

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #23
                  Re: lawl

                  Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
                  On a last note: BONJOUR, les fondamentalistes stupide!
                  If it ia a last note should that not be:
                  AU REVOIR, stupide le fondamentaliste!
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                  • Brother Snapper Grogan
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 608

                    #24
                    Re: lawl

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    If it ia a last note should that not be:
                    AU REVOIR, stupide le fondamentaliste!
                    What's this? Jo Freddie and TGD196 speaking in tongues?
                    What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #25
                      Re: lawl

                      The first idiot posted in bastardized Quebec frog language.

                      Pasta boy corrected it to pure café sipping frog.
                      Drama queen

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