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  • The Disciple
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    • Jul 2010
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    #16
    Re: I'm The Disciple

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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    Not that it matters, still just a Fairy Tale

    I fear you mock what you don't understand.

    I think Jack Zavada's book "Single & Poor" would be a good insightful read for the likes of you.
    Exod.22

    " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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    • Jo Freddie
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      #17
      Re: I'm The Disciple

      Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
      I fear you mock what you don't understand.
      Oh I understand it all too well
      I think Jack Zavada's book "Single & Poor" would be a good insightful read for the likes of you.
      Why? I am neither.
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        #18
        Re: I'm The Disciple

        Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
        BTW God does have a sense of humor of sorts. He sort of "punked" Abraham with the whole "offer your son Isaac" thing.
        You think that is Humour? You must have a very sadistic nature Ms Wintersnow.
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        • Cranky Old Man
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          #19
          Re: I'm The Disciple

          Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
          I think Jack Zavada's book "Single & Poor" would be a good insightful read for the likes of you.
          Why spend time on anything but the Holy Bible? Is this Jack Zavada even a True Christian(tm)?

          2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

          2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • The Disciple
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            #20
            Re: I'm The Disciple

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Oh I understand it all too well

            Why? I am neither.
            Your soul is single and poor.
            Exod.22

            " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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            • The Disciple
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              #21
              Re: I'm The Disciple

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Why spend time on anything but the Holy Bible? Is this Jack Zavada even a True Christian™?

              2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

              2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
              I have spent time on here reading your wisdom Old Man so see no harm in broadening my horizons in the name of the Lord reading other Christians ideas and beliefs.
              Exod.22

              " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                #22
                Re: I'm The Disciple

                Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
                Your soul is single and poor.
                My Soul rejoices in the glory of The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
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                • The Disciple
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                  #23
                  Re: I'm The Disciple

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  My Soul rejoices in the glory of The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

                  Tagliatelli eating surrender Monkey type post IMO.
                  Exod.22

                  " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                  • Cranky Old Man
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                    #24
                    Re: I'm The Disciple

                    Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
                    no harm in broadening my horizons in the name of the Lord reading other Christians ideas and beliefs
                    That depends on what you are reading. Do you know if Jack Zavada is even a True Christian™? Jack Zavada seems to actively promote loneliness which is clearly against God's explicit wishes: 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • The Disciple
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                      #25
                      Re: I'm The Disciple

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      That depends on what you are reading. Do you know if Jack Zavada is even a True Christian™? Jack Zavada seems to actively promote loneliness which is clearly against God's explicit wishes: 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

                      I believe he is actively helping lonely people that deserve and need a bit of guidance from the words of the Lord.

                      Can I suggest : http://www.specsavers.co.uk/?gclid=C...FQdslAodWirwxA

                      No need to thank me Old Man.
                      Exod.22

                      " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                      • Cranky Old Man
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                        #26
                        Re: I'm The Disciple

                        Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
                        I believe he is actively helping lonely people that deserve and need a bit of guidance from the words of the Lord.
                        The proper way to help lonely people is to get them to marry. Perhaps you should spend less time on other books and more time on Bible study.

                        Can I suggest : http://www.specsavers.co.uk/?gclid=C...FQdslAodWirwxA No need to thank me Old Man.
                        I assure you my eyesight is excellent. Why do you want to insult me?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • The Disciple
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                          #27
                          Re: I'm The Disciple

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          The proper way to help lonely people is to get them to marry. Perhaps you should spend less time on other books and more time on Bible study.

                          I assure you my eyesight is excellent. Why do you want to insult me?

                          I have taken your kind advice will spend more time on Bible Studies and I would like to apologise for suggesting that your eyesight was below par.

                          I can assure you that my comments where not meant as an insult.

                          "A man of many companions may come to ruin,
                          but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother."
                          Exod.22

                          " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                          • GOD=life
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                            #28
                            Re: I'm The Disciple

                            To respond to your signature:

                            Nahum 1:7 The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.

                            I pray that you're not trying to take that quote of of context, friend! It's typical of false Christians to only take the lovin' parts and ignore the fact that they have responsibilities as well.

                            Just peek at Nahum 1:8-10!

                            Nahum 1:8 But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.
                            Nahum 1:9 What do ye imagine against the LORD? he will make an utter end: affliction shall not rise up the second time.
                            Nahum 1:10 For while they be folden together as thorns, and while they are drunken as drunkards, they shall be devoured as stubble fully dry.


                            You don't want to look like a drunkard in front of the Lord, do you?
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                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • The Disciple
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                              #29
                              Re: I'm The Disciple

                              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                              To respond to your signature:

                              Nahum 1:7 The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.

                              I pray that you're not trying to take that quote of of context, friend! It's typical of false Christians to only take the lovin' parts and ignore the fact that they have responsibilities as well.

                              Just peek at Nahum 1:8-10!

                              Nahum 1:8 But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.
                              Nahum 1:9 What do ye imagine against the LORD? he will make an utter end: affliction shall not rise up the second time.
                              Nahum 1:10 For while they be folden together as thorns, and while they are drunken as drunkards, they shall be devoured as stubble fully dry.


                              You don't want to look like a drunkard in front of the Lord, do you?
                              I don't drink much alcohol.

                              Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
                              Exod.22

                              " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                #30
                                Re: I'm The Disciple

                                Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
                                Tagliatelli eating
                                Yes
                                surrender Monkey type post IMO.
                                no, I am not Italian or French for that matter
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