I'm The Disciple

[The Disciple]

I would like to introduce myself to The Landover Baptist Church.

My name is The Disciple.

I have travelled many foreign lands and sampled many different cultures and religious exercises in my adventures.
I have done wrong and I have done right and have fought in wars that where neither wrong nor right.
I have forgiven and I pray for forgiveness.

I have been visited by The Almighty on many occasions and I do not believe that we found each other, I believe we have never been apart.

I'm a son of the Church of The Tabernacle.

My favourite verse.

"Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return there: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord."

Job 1:21


Amen.

[Felicity]

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@The Disciple Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[The Disciple]

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@The Disciple Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

Thankyou for the kind welcome friend Felicity.

I have read and re-read your directions, thankyou for the advice.

It is very pleasing to see that the unsaved are correctly dealt with.


Let another man praise you, and not your own mouth;
A stranger, and not your own lips.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: I'm The Disciple

I would like to introduce myself to The Landover Baptist Church.

My name is The Disciple.

I have travelled many foreign lands and sampled many different cultures and religious exercises in my adventures.
I have done wrong and I have done right and have fought in wars that where neither wrong nor right.
I have forgiven and I pray for forgiveness.

I have been visited by The Almighty on many occasions and I do not believe that we found each other, I believe we have never been apart.

I'm a son of the Church of The Tabernacle.

My favourite verse.

"Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return there: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord."

Job 1:21


Amen.

Is yours the Church where Bob Saget has performed, claiming it to be "comedy"?

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[The Disciple]

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Is yours the Church where Bob Saget has performed, claiming it to be "comedy"?

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

I have no idea who Bob Faget is Mrs P and must assume he is unsaved if he finds "any" church humorous.

I sincerely hope I'm misunderstanding your conception of comedy ?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Are you a Baptist, or are you going to Hell?

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I have no idea who Bob Faget is Mrs P and must assume he is unsaved if he finds "any" church humorous.

I sincerely hope I'm misunderstanding your conception of comedy ?

You claim to be a son of the Church of the Tabernacle.

Where are you located, Mr Disciple? And where have you traveled in your works for The Lord and what works have you done in His name?

What brought you to Jesus in the first place?

Are you married?

Oh and of course there is nothing whatsoever humorous about God or His teaching! I would not be a True Christian™ if I thought otherwise, so please do not give me any of your lip, sonny!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Are you a Baptist, or are you going to Hell?

From what I have read of them Brother, they are NIV reading, Hillsong listening falseys!!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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From what I have read of them Brother, they are NIV reading, Hillsong listening falseys!!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

Hillsong...That's twice in a week

[The Disciple]

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Are you a Baptist, or are you going to Hell?

My calling will be eternity in heaven.

My soul is now pure.

[Jo Freddie]

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Oh and of course there is nothing whatsoever humorous about God or His teaching! I would not be a True Christian™ if I thought otherwise, so please do not give me any of your lip, sonny!

See that is where your religion falls down. Any being magnificent enough to be The One True God would make sure that there were some jokes in the Holy Text.

Show us the Jokes in The KJV1611 Collected Fairy Tales.

You can't find any? Mmmm what does that tell us about your imaginary friend.. It is NOT God!

[The Disciple]

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From what I have read of them Brother, they are NIV reading, Hillsong listening falseys!!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

Your post count here is the sign of the devil.

Is that you Frank Houston ?

[Jo Freddie]

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Your post count here is the sign of the devil.

Is that you Frank Houston ?

Join Date: May 2010
Location: Australia for now.. Heaven for Eternity thereafter!!!
Posts: 666

A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616.

The new fragment from the Book of Revelation, written in ancient Greek and dating from the late third century, is part of a hoard of previously unintelligible manuscripts discovered in historic dumps outside Oxyrhynchus in Egypt. Now a team of expert classicists, using new photographic techniques, are finally deciphering the original writing.

Not that it matters, still just a Fairy Tale

[Phebe Carlyle]

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See that is where your religion falls down. Any being magnificent enough to be The One True God would make sure that there were some jokes in the Holy Text.

Show us the Jokes in The KJV1611 Collected Fairy Tales.

You can't find any? Mmmm what does that tell us about your imaginary friend.. It is NOT God!

Just because your religion has to rely on fat spick chefs to get its point across, doesn't mean God has to stoop to such lows.

BTW God does have a sense of humor of sorts. He sort of "punked" Abraham with the whole "offer your son Isaac" thing.

Abraham Told To Sacrifice Isaac

YIC

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[GOD=life]

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Your post count here is the sign of the devil.

False on two counts.

First, it's not the sign of the Devil. It's the number of the Beast.

Revelation 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Second: the location of the number clearly matters:

Revelation 13:16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

Unless her postcount is inscribed in her right hand or her forehead, there's nothing to worry about. Besides, it's a count, not a static number. One more post and it'll be 667 and so on.