Thank you!

[Poketto Kunoichi]

I felt the Holy Spirit move within me as I read your website. You have convicted me greatly!

You see, I called myself a Christian, but I was into blasphemous things such as Pokemon and Naruto. You have opened my eyes and made me realize these things are DEMONIC. I have kept my sinful username to remind me of what I once was and what I am now.

I am a 15 year old female and I understand it is not my position to be tampering with these things anyway! My job as the inferior sex is to make sandwiches and spread my legs to only a true Christian. And I won't use contraception, it is GOD'S job to choose if the sperm are successful!

I look forward to learning and unquestioningly submissing to the teachings of your blessed pastor! PRAISE JESUS!

[Poketto Kunoichi]

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Oh, bless me! My brother hit submit while I was busy praying for the right words to say! I am a woman though, and it is my fault for leaving the computer there! Please give me prayers to change!

I was gonna say that I cannot find a church to attend to, because they are filled with antinomians who PLAY "CHRISTIAN ROCK!" It is called Calvary's Hope. Heretics!

My favorite Bible verse is:

But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. 1 Peter 3:4

I now understand why He wants to strip me off my individuality. Because, having a personality unlike that leads to horrible sins, like asserting myself as a woman!

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I felt the Holy Spirit move within me as I read your website. You have convicted me greatly!

You see, I called myself a Christian, but I was into blasphemous things such as Pokemon and Naruto. You have opened my eyes and made me realize these things are DEMONIC. I have kept my sinful username to remind me of what I once was and what I am now.

I am a 15 year old female and I understand it is not my position to be tampering with these things anyway! My job as the inferior sex is to make sandwiches and spread my legs to only a true Christian. And I won't use contraception, it is GOD'S job to choose if the sperm are successful!

I look forward to learning and unquestioningly submissing to the teachings of your blessed pastor! PRAISE JESUS!

Oh Gosh. Hello Miss Poke..etc..

Just a suggestion, you may want to change your username.

Also, it appears that you have not read too much of what we do here and what a woman's duty is to God. I would be willing to help you understand these things a lot more than you obviously do right now, if of course you are earnest in your pursuit of and for Truth.

Also, do you have your Pastor's or father's permission to even be on the internets?

Do you avidly read the KJV1611 and if so, what are your personal thoughts on the Book of Ruth?

Again.. please change your user name or at least give a REAL name you can be addressed by.

I look forward to your replies.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Poketto Kunoichi]

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Oh Gosh. Hello Miss Poke..etc..

Just a suggestion, you may want to change your username.

Also, it appears that you have not read too much of what we do here and what a woman's duty is to God. I would be willing to help you understand these things a lot more than you obviously do right now, if of course you are earnest in your pursuit of and for Truth.

Please do. I must learn more about what it means to be a true woman of God. In fact, I cried about it yesterday.

Also, do you have your Pastor's or father's permission to even be on the internets?

Yes, my father wanted me to go on here after showing me the article on Pokemon. He said he needed me to find true friends in Christ instead of the youth of today who don't care about burning in hell for all eternity.

Do you avidly read the KJV1611 and if so, what are your personal thoughts on the Book of Ruth?

Yes, I do! My favorite book is Leviticus! My thoughts on the Book of Ruth is that it is inspirational and gives me hope to accept my role as a baby maker, cooker, sex toy, and floor cleaner, nothing else.

Again.. please change your user name or at least give a REAL name you can be addressed by.

I apologize. I just wanted to remind myself to hate who I was in the past and hate those who didn't oppose my actions. My birth name is Erin Perrin.

You sound very godly and I wish you to help me on my path of womanhood.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Men do not strip women of their individuality. Men bestow individuality upon their women.

[Sister Charli]

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My job as the inferior sex is to make sandwiches and spread my legs to only a true Christian. And I won't use contraception, it is GOD'S job to choose if the sperm are successful!

Only after marriage I hope.

Mark 10:9 (King James Version)
9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

[waywardJim]

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No contraception? Erin are you Catholic then? I recently heard that this was the reason for the rise in the Hispanic population in the USA, due to the fact that Catholicism is a popular choice for Hispanics. I myself am OK with the Hispanic population overtaking the Caucasian population in the USA. I think Hispanic woman are prettier than causation woman. I think it would be a good idea if a person always married a person of another race. That way after several generations we would all look the same and have 1 less reason to hate each other. After that we would just need to figure out how to eliminate religion.

[scherzo]

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I look forward to learning and unquestioningly submissing to the teachings of your blessed pastor! PRAISE JESUS!

Praise Jesus indeed!

have you learned to make a good homemade apple pie, with apples' picked from the tree? Nothing more delicious than God's gifts of apples mix with a submissive wife who cooks for her husband. Excellent life skills I must say, a just and proper thing to do. A woman need not worry about a career, home school to grade 5 should be sufficient then it is time to learn all the important things about eternal life in heaven

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Nobar King]

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Dear Potato Gnocchi: What kind of name is that?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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No contraception? Erin are you Catholic then? I recently heard that this was the reason for the rise in the Hispanic population in the USA, due to the fact that Catholicism is a popular choice for Hispanics. I myself am OK with the Hispanic population overtaking the Caucasian population in the USA. I think Hispanic woman are prettier than causation woman. I think it would be a good idea if a person always married a person of another race. That way after several generations we would all look the same and have 1 less reason to hate each other. After that we would just need to figure out how to eliminate religion.

Why do you hate all white people?

[waywardJim]

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I don't hate white people. However I do not know any racist, conspiracy theorist, supremacist, irrational, isolationist, hypocrite Hispanics

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I don't hate white people. However I do not know any racist, conspiracy theorist, supremacist, irrational, isolationist, hypocrite Hispanics

That's because you are a racist and you don't have any hispanic friends.

[scherzo]

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I don't hate white people. However I do not know any racist, conspiracy theorist, supremacist, irrational, isolationist, hypocrite Hispanics

Sure Hispanics have their conspiracies, for one, they do not think that Jesus or as they say, 'hey-zeus' was white, which He is

[waywardJim]

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That's because you are a racist and you don't have any hispanic friends.

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