[Meek and Humble]

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yes i take care of my family

Luke 14:26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple.

i volunteer at a clinic

Do you really think volunteering at an abortion clinic is a good thing

i help out my friends in there time of need

Matthew 5:46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

i belive in helping others when you are ahead financially

Jesus says you should give all your money even if you are poor!

and it will come back three fold to you

So you only do it in hopes of rewarding yourself? Besides this being superstitious nonsense, remember Jesus' words:

Matthew 6:1"Be careful not to do your 'acts of righteousness' before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
2"So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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yes i take care of my family i volunteer at a clinic i help out my friends in there time of need i belive in helping others when you are ahead financially and it will come back three fold to you

Have you tithed to our Godly Church? We agree that if you do, it will come back to you, but not necessarily three fold.

There is hope for you yet Sister/Brother...whatever.

Jesus loves you and your Visa card.

Yours in His name!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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A 310 lb. painted heifer!
I hope you burn in Hell for being so fat! You have disfigured yourself horribly! Your body is a gift from God. Instead of turning it into an offensive blasphemy you should take care of it. Do you think it's cool to look like a freak?

[blonde]

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May you know that all Christians are not so ill hearted. While we do believe that people who do not ask for the forgiveness of God through His son Jesus for our sins makes people damnable to hell. We also believe that the blood of Christ is ENOUGH it will cover any sin you have and wash it clean away so that God will remember it against you no longer. So despite your sin now please know that when you realize you are sinning and need God to make your life feel complete and give you the gift of peace in your soul and joy in your heart. Just say a prayer and the Lord of Hosts will be there for you, anytime any place.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me, I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.
When you are no longer blind please accept God's amazing grace.
I hope to see you in Heaven.
Blonde

[Meek and Humble]

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May you know that all Christians are not so ill hearted. While we do believe that people who do not ask for the forgiveness of God through His son Jesus for our sins makes people damnable to hell. We also believe that the blood of Christ is ENOUGH it will cover any sin you have and wash it clean away so that God will remember it against you no longer. So despite your sin now please know that when you realize you are sinning and need God to make your life feel complete and give you the gift of peace in your soul and joy in your heart. Just say a prayer and the Lord of Hosts will be there for you, anytime any place.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me, I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.
When you are no longer blind please accept God's amazing grace.
I hope to see you in Heaven.
Blonde

Huh? Don't you know it is God that is making her blind? We don't get to CHOOSE to be saved That is bestowed on us, decided before we are even born. God hardens the hearts of those he does not love so that He can damn them, and does not listen to their prayers.

I can back all of this up Scripturally.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Violent Gay had a dream of a clown that is where the clown makeup came from when they first started out they were known as Inner City Posse

And I am here because deep down inside I want to know about Christianity but now I have seen some of the topics on here I dont want to.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Thicklette]

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No Christian woman should weigh more than 110 pounds unless she is over 6 ft.

You know Bettie Page was between 128 and 130 pounds and she was one of the first pinups. She was truely beautiful and an inspiration to many woman she will be missed greatly.

[Thicklette]

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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Ok I will behave

[Mrs. Rogers]

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You know Bettie Page was between 128 and 130 pounds

That would make her 129 pounds, dear.

and she was one of the first pinups. She was truely beautiful and an inspiration to many woman she will be missed greatly.

She was an inspiration to masochists, and is "missed greatly" by burly bulldaggers. She was an abomination!

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[Meek and Humble]

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You know Bettie Page was between 128 and 130 pounds and she was one of the first pinups. She was truely beautiful and an inspiration to many woman she will be missed greatly.

Bettie Page was a shameless slut who has sent many a young man to hell along with her Here's a good Christian pinup -



Instead of celebrating lust and pornography, this unsexual picture hung over a young boy's bed will encourage wholesome living, and the desire for a good, obedient wife

[blonde]

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Yes that is what I mean to convey to her, that she must stop these things and repent of them. Then ask for the forgiveness of God through Christ Jesus. But I also wanted to let her know that there is Grace in God's presence. Although she has done these things she is still welcome into the Grace of God if she repents.
Is this not what we believe?
Ill hearted stemmed from the seemingly angry messages (and rightfully so) from other persons. I just see a confused woman looking for Hope, don't we think that may be why she is here on a Christian forum? I just wanted to show her the enlightened pathway to the gates of heaven and a life of faith and peace through Jesus.

Be still and Know that I am God Psalm 46:10

[Meek and Humble]

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Yes that is what I mean to convey to her, that she must stop these things and repent of them. Then ask for the forgiveness of God through Christ Jesus. But I also wanted to let her know that there is Grace in God's presence. Although she has done these things she is still welcome into the Grace of God if she repents.
Is this not what we believe?
Ill hearted stemmed from the seemingly angry messages (and rightfully so) from other persons. I just see a confused woman looking for Hope, don't we think that may be why she is here on a Christian forum? I just wanted to show her the enlightened pathway to the gates of heaven and a life of faith and peace through Jesus.

Be still and Know that I am God Psalm 46:10

Why are you so harsh?

Because the truth is harsh. We use great plainness of speech, and will not beat around the bush when it comes to someone's eternal soul. Watch out for those people who tell you that it's okay to be gay - they'll take you to hell with them.



It has been said "honey draws more flies than does vinegar." This really isn't a Biblical concept. The Bible teaches the exact opposite. For example, Jude says "Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life. And of some have compassion, making a difference, And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire, hating even the garment spotted by the flesh." Furthermore, you should carefully examine all of the preachers (including Jesus) in the Bible. On some, they had compassion. On others, they preached fear. It is our duty to make a difference.