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[DRD]

Well, I'm just laughing my ass off

I just have to know, is this site a parody or not?

Anyways, hey.

[Brother MoJo]

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Friend, we do not appreciate curse words on this forum. Continuing to use such foul language when women could potentially access it will result in a ban.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Well, I'm just laughing my ass off

The refer will do that do you. Why don't you try reading your Bible for a change, instead rolling joints out of the rice-paper pages?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Marshall]

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A Divinely inspired site?
Absolutely! We are based on the Bible friend, so watch that potty mouth before Satan fills it with something unpleasant.

[Brother V]

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Friend, would we spend hours a day reading the Bible (KJV1611) praising Jesus, rebuking sinners, just for a laugh?

I know I wouldn't spend my time contemplating the scriptures each day, just for a chuckle!

Friend, True Christianity(tm) is serious business! The LORD's Work (r) is serious business.

You'd better stop laughing and get serious for Christ!

He wasn't joking when He died (temporarily) on the cross for your sins!

YIC
V

[Sister Noddy]

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Well, I'm just laughing my ass off

I just have to know, is this site a divine revelation or not?

Anyways, hey.

Your first post tells us absolutely nothing about yourself except that you are a sarcastic smartypants and an atheist. Which means you are on the slippery slope to eternal damnation unless you get it straightened out with Jesus before it's too late. Why not tell us something about yourself? Would we waste our time making jokes about salvation? We are here to rebuke you soundly and lovingly in the name of JESUS' Truth®!

Praise!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Your first post tells us absolutely nothing about yourself except that you are a sarcastic smartypants and an atheist. Which means you are on the slippery slope to eternal damnation unless you get it straightened out with Jesus before it's too late. Why not tell us something about yourself? Would we waste our time making jokes about salvation? We are here to rebuke you soundly and lovingly in the name of JESUS' Truth®!

Praise!

Yes Sister, as horrible as it sounds this what atheism is all about; mocking Godly people. Atheists are just so plain cold blooded as to see the rest of humanity as just the butts of their cruel jokes.

[Marshall]

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I recently read a transcript of a sermon preached by our esteemed departed Pastor Knock about how Atheists are on average 20-35 IQ points lower than even a moderate Christian and a full 70+ at least below a True Christian(TM) at Tin Tithing status. Atheists seem almost on par with Muslims or Wiccans in the brains department!
It all lies in their inability to grasp the reality of Jesus Christ and their refusal to accept God as being just as real as Church steeples or mathematics or the ocean or anything else. They simply lack the intelligence to believe in God and thats sad.
Jesus is a proven fact.

[roserougesang]

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I've taken IQ tests and have been told that I have an IQ of 135. Does that mean that 'True Christians' have IQs of at least 205? That almost doesn't seem possible considering that there seems to be a lot of you and for anyone to have such a high IQ is very, very rare.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I've taken IQ tests and have been told that I have an IQ of 135. Does that mean that 'True Christians' have IQs of at least 205? That almost doesn't seem possible considering that there seems to be a lot of you and for anyone to have such a high IQ is very, very rare.

Upper quintile IQs are rare, and so are True Christians™ compared to the general population, even among those calling themselves "Christian", Rosebud. Jesus is responsible for IQ and the sooner you get with the program (the Bible - KJV1611) the sooner you too can have your IQ raised above your pathetic level.

[Marshall]

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A secular IQ test given online at the Air America homepage or at the Satanic and Communist inspired MoveOn.org site doesn't count.
You must take a real IQ test administered by a Pastor.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I've taken IQ tests and have been told that I have an IQ of 135. Does that mean that 'True Christians' have IQs of at least 205? That almost doesn't seem possible considering that there seems to be a lot of you and for anyone to have such a high IQ is very, very rare.

Considering you don't do anything reasonable like accept Jesus as your personal savior how can you be so bright?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I've taken IQ tests and have been told that I have an IQ of 135. Does that mean that 'True Christians' have IQs of at least 205? That almost doesn't seem possible considering that there seems to be a lot of you and for anyone to have such a high IQ is very, very rare.

It isn't rare for me, but I am required to keep the results confidential or I would be on TV ALL the time instead of only two or three times a week.

People aren't any more intelligent than they need to be to accomplish the task JESUS has set for them. For women, it is to suffer for the inequities of Eve, serve their husband and have babies....that's why none of them are very bright...like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Dumb as a bag of rocks, all of them.

Farm animals, like Muslims, have the same IQ as pigs and monkeys because they are a combination of the two. Catholics, who believe the way to demonstrate a good familial group is to eschew women and bugger little boys only have to be smart enough to pick fruit.

All of this is not only logical, but Biblical as well, and obvious to everyone!