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Hey my name is James, I'm a white, 50 year old, republican Christian. Looking for people who understand Christianity and don't go to those shitty feel-good churches.
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Welcome to our friendly forum!
I like you already.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." -
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You seem like a good man, tell us more about yourself. What is your favorite verse?Originally posted by Godsmessenger View PostComment
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Out of all the great verses in the bible, how could I pick just one?
also, how do I get rid of the
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Hello James.Originally posted by Godsmessenger View Post
Are you married?
How many little soldiers for Christ do you and Mrs James have?
What is your favourite pie?2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Hi James, fine name you have there.
Tell me James, what Church do you attend? Do they allow firearms?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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-when you prove yourself to be a good ChristianOriginally posted by Godsmessenger View Post
-when you show us solid credentials verifying your undying love of the Republican Party
-generous tithing to our One True Church(tm)
-proof of anti-homer activism
-a well equiped armory in your basement
-ownership of a man-sized SUV or super duty pickupThe Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"Comment
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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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I doubt this one's sincerity. He seems content to wallow in depravity and mock his and our Creator. We will see who is laughing when he is burning in the fiery pits of hell while we snuggle contentedly into the bosom of Jesus in Heaven.
Son, when you are ready to accept JESUS into your heart, we will be here for you. My family and I shall pray for you.II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Don't pray for me please, I do not need you wasting your precious time you could use beating your wife. Besides if god exists, and he makes us do all this stuff, Satan sounds like a much better choice. And unlike God satan does not try to rules out lives, seems like a pretty good bloke to me.Comment
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Well isn't that just ducky, you go right ahead with your plans. While the rest of us True Christians are basking in the Love Of Jesus, you will be in Hell. We will be feasting on Gods everlasting love and you will be Satan's butt boy. I do hope with all my heart that you enjoy it!Originally posted by demonsmessenger View PostComment
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You capitalised your chosen one.Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
Burn in hell little boy!!
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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I will most certainly not capitalize them for the following reasons.
1.They don't exist.
2.I would MUCH rather Satan (who I will capatlize) as in comparison to god.
3. They DON'T exist.
4. If they do exist they are dickheads anyway.
Why do you believe in jesus/god but not Santa or the Easter Bunny? Is it cause your parents told you that they weren't real?Comment
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