X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • Sister Charli
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590
    #16
    Re: Hey People

    Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
    2.I would MUCH rather Satan (who I will capatlize) as in comparison to god.
    Then why did you waste your precious time, that could be spent devil worshipping, to register on Landover Baptist Church and post here?

    If you want to find the TRUTH then hang around here. If you want to burn in hell, then the choice is yours.

    Up to you. Do I look like I care? Nup. I know where my future destination is.

    If you have been informed of the TRUTH and you choose the devil then so be it upon you.

    John 14:6 (King James Version)
    6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

      Comment

      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070
        #17
        Re: Hey People

        Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
        I will most certainly not capitalize them for the following reasons.

        1.They don't exist.
        2.I would MUCH rather satan (who I will capatlize) as in comparison to god.
        3. They DON'T exist.
        4. If they do exist they are dickheads anyway.


        Why do you believe in jesus/god but not Santa or the Easter Bunny? Is it cause your parents told you that they weren't real?
        You are going to go to hell for saying such things about the Lord. You really should stop saying those things.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

          Comment

          • demonsmessenger
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2010
            • 30
            #18
            Re: Hey People

            I don't believe in Hell. All this threatening me with it does not matter in the slightest to me.

              Comment

              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070
                #19
                Re: Hey People

                Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
                I don't believe in Hell. All this threatening me with it does not matter in the slightest to me.
                We are not the ones threating. It is the Lord telling you through the King James Bible.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

                  Comment

                  • demonsmessenger
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 30
                    #20
                    Re: Hey People

                    Through a forum? On the internet that you people think is so vile? What a wonderful god.

                      Comment

                      • Mrs. Rogers
                        compassion personified
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2692
                        #21
                        Re: Hey People

                        Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
                        Through a forum? On the internet that you people think is so vile? What a wonderful god.
                        God is wonderful, isn't He? He so loves you, so wishes to have a personal relationship with you that He is using the internets! It would perhaps be more convenient for everyone involved if He manifested Himself in your home and spoke with you personally, but He prefers more indirect routes, it would seem.
                        True Christians are Perfect!

                        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

                          Comment

                          • Sister Charli
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1590
                            #22
                            Re: Hey People

                            Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
                            2.I would MUCH rather Satan
                            Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
                            I don't believe in Hell.
                            So ........ Where do you think Satan resides?

                            In the Whitehouse?

                            10 Downing Street?

                            In a Popemobile?

                            Buckingham palace?

                            Maybe a spaceship?
                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

                              Comment

                              • demonsmessenger
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 30
                                #23
                                Re: Hey People

                                No when I said I would much rather Satan I was humoring you uneducated folk. I said IF it was real.

                                  Comment

                                  • Lisa H
                                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 5070
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hey People

                                    Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
                                    No when I said I would much rather Satan I was humoring you uneducated folk. I said IF it was real.
                                    You sound like you want to or do worship satan.
                                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

                                      Comment

                                      • Meek and Humble
                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                        Jr. Pastor
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 6197
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hey People

                                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                        You sound like you want to or do worship satan.
                                        If he's not Christian, he worships Satan, of course.

                                          Comment

                                          • demonsmessenger
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Jul 2010
                                            • 30
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hey People

                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                            If he's not Christian, he worships Satan, of course.
                                            That is one of the stupidest things I have heard in my entire life. I am an atheist I do not believe in Satan nor do I worship.



                                            We Are Legion.

                                              Comment

                                              • Lisa H
                                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 5070
                                                #27
                                                Re: Hey People

                                                Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
                                                That is one of the stupidest things I have heard in my entire life. I am an atheist I do not believe in Satan nor do I worship.



                                                We Are Legion.
                                                You admitted your a satan worshiper. We know that satanist like you try and trick people with lies and false words.
                                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Hey People

                                                    Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
                                                    We Are Legion.
                                                    You are legion in hell.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Johny Joe Hold
                                                        Mayor of Freehold
                                                         
                                                        • Feb 2010
                                                        • 12812
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Hey People

                                                        Originally posted by demonsmessenger View Post
                                                        No when I said I would much rather Satan I was humoring you uneducated folk.
                                                        I think a scientist would study you and determine this: A smart person does things that are in his our interests. This person embraces satanism and rejects Christianity. Thus, the chance of eternity in hell has increased, chance of heaven decreased. This person is not smart.
                                                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

                                                          Comment

                                                          Previous 1 2 template Next
                                                          Working...