[B. Repairman]

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You're only 61?!? You must've lived a pretty rough life. Are you an alcoholic or something? Why do you look so broken down and decrepit in your avatar? You look like you could drop dead any minute!

Eh, life. Got a bit hooked on the ol' tricycle pump for a good three decades. Lungs took a beating. The African sun is quite harsh on the skin, too, back in my field-ploughing days.

[Lisa H]

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So how old is your wife Dianne, how long have you been married for.
How long does it take to travel from Iowa to South Africa each day to fix bikes.

[Lisa H]

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My name is B. Repairman. I shall not disclose my first name, as it is rather embarassing.

Why do you find the name Craig embarrassing.

[B. Repairman]

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So how old is your wife Dianne, how long have you been married for.
How long does it take to travel from Iowa to South Africa each day to fix bikes.

She's a couple years younger than me. A trip from Iowa to South Africa for B. Repairman takes mere seconds. As I said; "All in a day's work."

[Lisa H]

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You said that was not a bicycle in the picture. It looks like a bicycle.

[B. Repairman]

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You said that was not a bicycle in the picture. It looks like a bicycle.

Alas, it is not a bicycle. It's a tricycle with two wheels in the front.

And it would seem that my secret identity has been revealed! I knew it was only a matter of time.

[Lisa H]

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Alas, it is not a bicycle. It's a tricycle with two wheels in the front.

And it would seem that my secret identity has been revealed! I knew it was only a matter of time.

Sorry, it is a bicycle.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Alas, it is not a bicycle. It's a tricycle with two wheels in the front.

And it would seem that my secret identity has been revealed! I knew it was only a matter of time.

A troll and a Monty Python fan too.

[B. Repairman]

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Sorry, it is a bicycle.

I'd have to disagree with you on that one Lisa.

A troll and a Monty Python fan too.
Does the troll like pasta too?

I am not a Pastafarianist, no. But I am a Cheesist.

[Sister Charli]

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Alas, it is not a bicycle. It's a tricycle with two wheels in the front.

A Can Am Spyder?

[B. Repairman]

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A Can Am Spyder?

I wouldn't say that it's a motorbike. More of a custom design, used for the smiting of killer rabbits. Makes for a more efficient kill as it is both more stable and skips all of the counting to three nonsense.

[Jo Freddie]

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I'd have to disagree with you on that one Lisa.



I am not a Pastafarianist, no. But I am a Cheesist.

Have you read The Holy Texts of the One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[B. Repairman]

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Have you read The Holy Texts of the One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

I haven't just yet . But I have read up a little on Pastafarianism. The book seems interesting.

[Jo Freddie]

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I haven't just yet . But I have read up a little on Pastafarianism. The book seems interesting.

Interesting Sir!
It is much more then interesting it is the way to knowing the One True God, and you don't have to wait till you get the Gospel from the book store, for we at the FSM-Consortium have made the Loose Canon available on line FREE, while you still should acquire the Gospel, the Loose Canon will give you an understanding of The One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[B. Repairman]

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Interesting Sir!
It is much more then interesting it is the way to knowing the One True God, and you don't have to wait till you get the Gospel from the book store, for we at the FSM-Consortium have made the Loose Canon available on line FREE, while you still should acquire the Gospel, the Loose Canon will give you an understanding of The One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Thanks! I'll be sure to read it! I will remain a Cheesist, though.