Greetings from a sinner....

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

As I was reading Paster Zeke's one post, talking about how he would rather have a saved person post here instead of a goth, pervert, or a Mary Worshipper, I was wondering which catagory do I fall into. I am not Catholic. I don't look ANYTHING like a goth. My hair is blonde, not dark black and I am not a homer or bi. Heck, I don't even have affairs. I am married and have a monogamous relationship with my husband. I am not a bleeding heart liberal. I don't agree with the Dixie Chicks when they kept griping about things. Had they kept their mouths shut, it would have been better for them. I don't hate Bush and I am neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

Where exactly do I fit in? Guess I am just going to hell in a handbasket being a confused mess, not really fitting in really anywhere.

Some of the posts here confuse me, but I promise to play nice....most of the time. However, I may give my opinion once in a while. I won't fight with anybody, but I will say something, if I am pushed. It's just my "bratty" way of doing things. I can't help it. My mouth sometimes has been known to get in the way.

Besides all that....Hello to all.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings from a sinner....

Friend,

If you are not with Jesus and President Bush you are against them. You sound like a decent enough person but you lack of commitments to America means you are virtually a communist, goth, Muslim, lesbian who fornicates with any stranger you happen upon. If you do not REPENT(tm), accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR(tm), TITHE(tm) to Jesus Favorite Church and give President Bush you 110% support you will find yourself in Hell in the hereafter like the worthless harlot you are.

I hope this answers your questions Friend.

YIC
BJ Tabor

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: Greetings from a sinner....

Friend,

If you are not with Jesus and President Bush you are against them. You sound like a decent enough person but you lack of commitments to America means you are virtually a communist, goth, Muslim, lesbian who fornicates with any stranger you happen upon. If you do not REPENT™, accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR™, TITHE™ to Jesus Favorite Church and give President Bush you 110% support you will find yourself in Hell in the hereafter like the worthless harlot you are.

I hope this answers your questions Friend.

YIC
BJ Tabor

But you see sir, there is no correct answer. Not with me anyway. I never lacked committments to America. I served in the military for many years. But see, in your eyes, that is wrong too. Doesn't this church believe that women should not serve in the armed forces and or work? Believe me, if life were that simple to where my spouse made enough for me to stay home, read my Bible, bake bread and accept being chastized when I slip and get a sassy mouth, I would have been there, years ago. But sometimes life is not that easy for many. I have it better than most people do, now. I stand behind my husband. He is the breadwinner and head of the home.

As for President Bush, well I'm not saying mean, hateful things about him. That is better than most American citizens. I'm not out there protesting against him, like many are. I have a love for the Commander in Chief and for the job he does, but again, is it a woman's place to be out there supporting him? If I was out there supporting the president, people here would say that I was wrong too, for not being a good wife and staying at home and in the kitchen, where I belong. You see sir, I cannot give you the correct answer.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Greetings from a sinner ....

As I was reading Paster Zeke's one post, talking about how he would rather have a saved person post here

instead of a goth, pervert, or a Mary Worshipper, I was wondering which catagory do I fall into. I am not Catholic. I don't look ANYTHING like a goth. My hair is blonde, not dark black and I am not a homer or bi. Heck, I don't even have affairs. I am married and have a monogamous relationship with my husband. I am not a bleeding heart liberal. I don't agree with the Dixie Chicks when they kept griping about things. Had they kept their mouths shut, it would have been better for them. I don't hate Bush and I am neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

Where exactly do I fit in? Guess I am just going to hell in a handbasket being a confused mess, not really fitting in really anywhere.

Some of the posts here confuse me, but I promise to play nice .... most of the time. However, I may give my opinion once in a while. I won't fight with anybody, but I will say something, if I am pushed. It's just my "bratty" way of doing things. I can't help it. My mouth sometimes has been known to get in the way

Besides all that .... Hello to all

Hello Brattyyank, well at least you have something going for you for not being a mary-worshipping-cathy-lick-gothiker-pervert-harlot-homerizer, and at least you admit right off the bat that you're a sinner, bigtime.

But the downside is that by your own admission, you don't belong anywhere. This is not a good thing. Jesus hates a fence-sitting middle-of-the-cornfielder, and besides that He doesn't approve of people who feel sorry for themselves, especially women.

Jesus commands that women are subject to their husbands.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Does your husband slap you upside the head when you burn the breakfast or forget to wash the toilet or make the beds with clean sheets every morning? Does he order you to the family prayer closet to do penance when you sass him? Does your white-American-blonde hair reach at least to shoulder-length and not cut short like some bunny-fluffing lesbo?

But even if you are doing everything right, I'm sorry to have to tell you that you are going to hell when you die. Unless you accept Jesus and the literal truth of the Bible, just as soon as you can.

Greetings in Jesus, Sister Noddy

[Bobby-Joe]

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But you see sir, there is no correct answer.

Hold it there friend, Jesus has only one TRUTH™. Relativism is a blasphemy spewed out by Satan’s meat puppets on earth and will only land you in the Lake of Fire.

[Not with me anyway. I never lacked committments to America. I served in the military for many years. But see, in your eyes, that is wrong too. Doesn't this church believe that women should not serve in the armed forces and or work?[/SIZE][/FONT]

We believe the proper place for a woman is pushing out as many little warrior to fight in Jesus Wars of Liberation against the Mudslime terror.

[Believe me, if life were that simple to where my spouse made enough for me to stay home, read my Bible, bake bread and accept being chastized when I slip and get a sassy mouth, I would have been there, years ago. But sometimes life is not that easy for many. I have it better than most people do, now. I stand behind my husband. He is the breadwinner and head of the home. [/SIZE][/FONT]

Is the issue friend it is too hard or is it your are not brave enough to do what is right? Jesus died on the cross (temporarily) for your sins friend. Is it too much to ask for you to be even a faction as brave as He was for you?

[As for President Bush, well I'm not saying mean, hateful things about him. That is better than most American citizens.

Friend, those “Americans” with be gargling Satan’s sulfur spunk once our Loving Savior Jesus Christ is done with them.

I'm not out there protesting against him, like many are. I have a love for the Commander in Chief and for the job he does, but again, is it a woman's place to be out there supporting him? If I was out there supporting the president, people here would say that I was wrong too, for not being a good wife and staying at home and in the kitchen, where I belong. You see sir, I cannot give you the correct answer.[/SIZE][/FONT]

Friend,

You have to give Jesus the correct answer, not me. Now you have said you are not a Republican, that is not the answer Jesus wants from you friend. Look into your weak, feeble, possibly no-existent, female soul and do what is right before it is too late friend. I am praying that you will.

YIC,
BJ Tabor

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: Greetings from a sinner ....

Hello Brattyyank, well at least you have something going for you for not being a mary-worshipping-cathy-lick-gothiker-pervert-harlot-homerizer, and at least you admit right off the bat that you're a sinner, bigtime.

But the downside is that by your own admission, you don't belong anywhere. This is not a good thing. Jesus hates a fence-sitting middle-of-the-cornfielder, and besides that He doesn't approve of people who feel sorry for themselves, especially women.

Jesus commands that women are subject to their husbands.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Does your husband slap you upside the head when you burn the breakfast or forget to wash the toilet or make the beds with clean sheets every morning? Does he order you to the family prayer closet to do penance when you sass him? Does your white-American-blonde hair reach at least to shoulder-length and not cut short like some bunny-fluffing lesbo?

But even if you are doing everything right, I'm sorry to have to tell you that you are going to hell when you die. Unless you accept Jesus and the literal truth of the Bible, just as soon as you can.

Greetings in Jesus, Sister Noddy

Hi Sister Noddy. My blonde hair goes past my shoulders and reaches to the middle of my back. No butch haircut here.

My husband does not hit me in back of the head. No, his aim always goes south to my backside. It's rare when I get spanked, but it does happen. Mostly it's because of backchatting. I've also felt the sting of the bath brush and the belt too. It wasn't anything sexual either. He just felt that I needed an attitude adjustment that only a butt whipping could cure. Some women may see spanking as being perverse or evil. I don't. I see it as necessary tool in a marriage. If I am angry and I get spanked, until I cry, for some strange reason, after the crying is done, it's like I am no longer irritated or upset. So it works here. Like I said, it doesn't happen often. But when it does, I am not running to the police, screaming abuse, like a lot of women may do.

Sitting in the middle of the cornfield may be one of my worst habits I have. I usually let people be the way they want to be, as long as it doesn't hurt others.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hi Sister Noddy. My blonde hair goes past my shoulders and reaches to the middle of my back. No butch haircut here.

My husband does not hit me in back of the head. No, his aim always goes south to my backside. It's rare when I get spanked, but it does happen. Mostly it's because of backchatting. I've also felt the sting of the bath brush and the belt too. It wasn't anything sexual either. He just felt that I needed an attitude adjustment that only a butt whipping could cure. Some women may see spanking as being perverse or evil. I don't. I see it as necessary tool in a marriage. If I am angry and I get spanked, until I cry, for some strange reason, after the crying is done, it's like I am no longer irritated or upset. So it works here. Like I said, it doesn't happen often. But when it does, I am not running to the police, screaming abuse, like a lot of women may do.

Sitting in the middle of the cornfield may be one of my worst habits I have. I usually let people be the way they want to be, as long as it doesn't hurt others.

How much does your husband want for you?

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: Greetings from a sinner....

>>>>>You have to give Jesus the correct answer, not me. Now you have said you are not a Republican, that is not the answer Jesus wants from you friend. Look into your weak, feeble, possibly no-existent, female soul and do what is right before it is too late friend. I am praying that you will.

YIC,
BJ Tabor

Well, my feeble weak soul will one day answer to God.

No matter how save I got....(even if I became a member of your church), I would not be welcomed into heaven. You see, I am a little bastard. It's the truth. My mother had an affair with a married man and I was born an out of wedlock bastard. So, I am doomed for hell, regardless, right?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well, my feeble weak soul will one day answer to God.

No matter how save I got....(even if I became a member of your church), I would not be welcomed into heaven. You see, I am a little bastard. It's the truth. My mother had an affair with a married man and I was born an out of wedlock bastard. So, I am doomed for hell, regardless, right?

That is hardly an excuse for not being a good Christian friend. Jesus loves you all the same even though He won't let you enter His church and tell Him how much you love Him back. I suggest you should consider the fact that as a woman you may possibly not have a soul so damnation is hardly and issue then.

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

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How much does your husband want for you?

Sorry sir, not for sale. Wouldn't that be prostitution? Just kidding. I have a great sense of humor.

However, there is a flaw with me, even if I were single. No horns or 3 sixes on my head here, but in my last post, I admitted that I am a little bastard. This is true. You wouldn't want me, for I am an out of wedlock born, sinner. Let it be my husband's job to spank the little demon seed rotten attitude out of me.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Greetings from a sinner ....

Hi Sister Noddy. My blonde hair goes past my shoulders and reaches to the middle of my back. No butch haircut here.

My husband does not hit me in back of the head. No, his aim always goes south to my backside ...

... Sitting in the middle of the cornfield may be one of my worst habits I have. I usually let people be the way they want to be, as long as it doesn't hurt others ...

Well I am certainly glad to hear this, Bratty! Seems things are better than I thought! You do need to work on the middle-of-the-fence problem, though.

I can relate to your way of thinking as a distant memory, as I went years and years as a wishy-washy no-opinion dimwit. Then after the accident that took my poor husband and our dear girl on a dark and stormy country road one night, my Godly son-in-law Mr Godwin, took over the disciplines of my womanly-homemakerly concerns, and the Bible taught me my place in the order of things with Jesus.

But your last comment here concerns me! You let people be the way they want to be, as long as they aren't hurting anybody? That's not what the Bible teaches, my friend!

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Why not start reading the KJV1611 Bible today? Sister Noddy

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Sorry sir, not for sale. Wouldn't that be prostitution? Just kidding. I have a great sense of humor.

However, there is a flaw with me, even if I were single. No horns or 3 sixes on my head here, but in my last post, I admitted that I am a little bastard. This is true. You wouldn't want me, for I am an out of wedlock born, sinner. Let it be my husband's job to spank the little demon seed rotten attitude out of me.

Bastards only count down the male line, yea even unto the tenth generation. No one keeps track of female genealogies. You can still be SAVED(TM), but you probably aren't going to Heaven. Sorry.

[Godless Liberal]

Re: Greetings from a sinner....

Perhaps you should just jump onto the Clinton bandwagon and lean towards the liberal party of sex and alcohol!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings from a sinner....

Perhaps you should just jump onto the Clinton bandwagon and lean towards the liberal party of sex and alcohol!

Why not skin kittens alive while you are at it friend? Anyone who wants to join the DEMONcratic party should just strap on a suicide vest and run screaming into a high school with all the other Islamo-Atheists.