[Sister Charli]

Re: Homosexuality

I'm gay but I don't want to be. Do you think it's acceptable to burn my penis off with a hot iron so I no longer try to be gay? I desperately require help.. Please.

Hello El Devil O.

I am not sure whether you can read the title of the book I am holding but it is called

Pray your gay away!

maybe you could try that before self mutilation. Get down on your knees and cry to the Lord God to take away the El Devil O thoughts. When I say cry to the Lord, I do expect tears young man. There are some ex homers here at Landover. It is possible to be rid of this curse.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Homosexuality

I'm gay but I don't want to be. Do you think it's acceptable to burn my penis off with a hot iron so I no longer try to be gay? I desperately require help.. Please.

Why, I myself am an Ex-Gay™ and I will tell you that I cured myself with prayer and . . .

Oh, who am I kidding! I just do not have the energy right now for this. Son, just stop being a homosexual. Please? Just stop with the gay sex and the gay talk and the gay clothes and all of it. Just please stop with the gayness.

I went through several years of being totally miserable with my treatment. I hated myself and wanted to die. I feel much better now, but if I could have just stopped being so incredibly gay myself, I would have saved myself a huge amount of pain. So take my advice, just do not be gay anymore.

[Eldevilo]

Re: Homosexuality

You might like to read the Bible before talking trash. I suggest you start with Leviticus. It would be a good start where your parents have failed.

I bolded the bit where you should take your own advice.

My parents haven't failed. I just find it disgusting how people talk on this forum about burning their wife's feet, and marrying rapists.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Homosexuality

My parents haven't failed. I just find it disgusting how people talk on this forum about burning their wife's feet, and marrying rapists.

Tell me you are kidding.

Burning wive's feet and marrying rapists is NOTHING compared to having a same sex lover.

That is an abomination in God's eyes.

Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version)
22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

[Heratio Christofison]

Re: Homosexuality

GAY SEX IS EVIL!!!...

[Eldevilo]

Re: Homosexuality

I'm not actually gay that was a troll whenever I saw forum link posted on another forum.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Homosexuality

I'm gay but I don't want to be. Do you think it's acceptable to burn my penis off with a hot iron so I no longer try to be gay?

I'm not actually gay that was a troll whenever I saw forum link posted on another forum.

Bwahahahaha you think we believe you?

[Eldevilo]

Re: Homosexuality

And you think I would actually burn my penis off with a hot iron..

[Nobar King]

Re: Homosexuality

I'm not actually gay that was a troll whenever I saw forum link posted on another forum.

And you think I would actually burn my penis off with a hot iron..

Wow. I have to remember to not believe everything I read on the internets. I am so disappointed. I was actually praying for you to lose the gay.

[Eldevilo]

Re: Homosexuality

Wow. I have to remember to not believe everything I read on the internets. I am so disappointed. I was actually praying for you to lose the gay.

About your signature. What's the date that the rapture is going to happen?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Homosexuality

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Dirk]

Re: Homosexuality

About your signature. What's the date that the rapture is going to happen?

Why do you ask? So you can convert just a few hours before the Rapture? No buddy, it doesn't work that way here.

[mosh_mosh]

Re: Homosexuality

Wow. I have to remember to not believe everything I read on the internets. I am so disappointed. I was actually praying for you to lose the gay.

The internet is filled with bunches of retards and trolls, with low confidence my friend.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Homosexuality

About your signature. What's the date that the rapture is going to happen?

Can you do simple addition friend? The mathematics required to find the date yourself are far from complex. We are not here to coddle unsaved gay trolls. If the answer is important to you, simply figure it out for yourself.

[Eldevilo]

Re: Homosexuality

March 14, 2015. Where does this date come from anyhow? No, I don't wish to convert before the rapture. Like I believe it's going to happen on that exact day. I'll stick by my decision. And I'm not gay. Once again that was a troll.