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  • Gamboni
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Hello

    Hi, my name is John and I enjoy reading your forums.

    I no longer attend church but used to go to the Korean Central Presbyterian Church when I was in high school.

    My favorite verses from the bible are:

    PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
    JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Gamboi View Post
    Hi, my name is John and I enjoy reading your forums.

    I no longer attend church but used to go to the Korean Central Presbyterian Church when I was in high school.

    My favorite verses from the bible are:

    PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
    JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
    Are you a slant? It's alright if you are. I'm just wondering.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Those are some godly verses.

      Why did you quit attending? Too much kimchi smell?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Brother Snapper Grogan
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 608

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Hello, John. Are you searching for Jesus? You've come to the right place.
          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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          • TheLordSavedMe
            A young lady servicing the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 579

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Gamboi View Post
            Hi, my name is John and I enjoy reading your forums.

            I no longer attend church but used to go to the Korean Central Presbyterian Church when I was in high school.

            My favorite verses from the bible are:

            PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
            JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
            Hi John

            I'm sorry you can't go to church anymore! Did you break your leg or get that disease where you have to live in bubble or something?

            You should go to a Baptist church, 'cuz that's the one Jesus likes best!



            Tammi




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            This is an edit.

            John, I just read your other post! You're a DRUG ADDICT!!! Pot makes you stupid and it's a tool of the DEVIL!!!

            I thought you were nice, but I guess not. You're gonna end up in Hell if you don't give up drugs!


            Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
            Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Gamboi View Post
              Hi, my name is John and I enjoy reading your forums.

              I no longer attend church but used to go to the Korean Central Presbyterian Church when I was in high school.

              My favorite verses from the bible are:

              PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
              JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
              You're a slope, aren't you. I should have known with that freakish name.

              Kung hee fa choi dingdong soy!



              Translation: Accept Jesus now and He'll wipe the yellow off and inflate your flat face.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • WinnerNotSinner
                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 951

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Gamboi View Post
                I no longer attend church but used to go to the Korean Central Presbyterian Church when I was in high school.
                Oh right, so you're some kind of chink. John is an American name so you already seem strange to me.

                Are you married to a slant woman? Why in the LORD's name do you no longer attend Church?

                Welcome to the forum, friend, hopefully with our help you can turn your life around.
                6
                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • John Creeser
                  Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                   
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 7248

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                  Oh right, so you're some kind of chink. John is an American name so you already seem strange to me.

                  Are you married to a slant woman? Why in the LORD's name do you no longer attend Church?

                  Welcome to the forum, friend, hopefully with our help you can turn your life around.
                  It's quite offensive to me really.

                  And a pot smoker too.
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    @ Gamboni

                    Can you teach us how to do Kung-Fu over the internet? I have always wanted to learn Kung-Fu.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Gamboni View Post
                      Hi, my name is John and I enjoy reading your forums.

                      I no longer attend church but used to go to the Korean Central Presbyterian Church when I was in high school.
                      Do you eat dog?

                      How do you cook it?
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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