Turtles bring eternal life

[twocalmcows]

I am part of an Indian cult that praises turtles and I want to be converted.. Well Ill let you try because I give everything a chance. Tell of this Jesus!

[twocalmcows]

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and I don't liked being called unsaved trash!

[Nobar King]

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Who would?

[Rainbow<3]

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Hi twocalmcows. I know how you feel being called unsaved trash. I don't much appreciate it either I'm afraid...

[Brother Temperance]

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and I don't liked being called unsaved trash!

Then accept Jesus Christ's loving gift of Salvation. Problem solved.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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If you two hellbound sinners don't like being called "unsaved trash", then why don't you lead more righteous lives?

[Once was lost]

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Amusing,someone who worships a Turtle and they wonder why they are called unsaved trash. Strike one against you. Please don't tell me your an Indian or that 'll be strike two. If your serious you will now ask for guidance from the elders here and start reading the King James 1611 Version of the Bible.

[Rainbow<3]

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How do you know we don't lead righteous lives? You've only just met us, you know.

“Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven."

- Luke 6:37

[twocalmcows]

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there are righteous people out there who are not Christian and there are plenty of wonderful atheists who are good people. You people are just too brainwashed and filled with hate to want to truly love those who are different from you. This is not the word of Satan, it is the word of common sense. Christians, though they preach good things, rarely commit themselves to lives of goodness because they are too caught up with themselves. They are scared of the unknown and flock to any source of redemption even if it involves hurting and putting down others. I have been a part of Catholic church since i was born and I have seen hatred more there than anywhere else on earth, and I have been some places. But I guess people always have to hate someone. It is human nature, especially among the confused and desperate. Learn to truly love like Jesus and you'll see that this entire site is completely deranged and it does not take praise of higher power but a devotion to living in his foot steps. LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED TO GET TO "HEAVEN"!!! If God is love and he is the way to heaven then being a loving person should lead you right there. So quit your vendetta against the atheists, the gays, the pagans, the rebellious, and all others who are not picture perfect replicas of yourself. The more you hate the more you reject Jesus
(and what is up with this sick little smiley face? Its not cute.. Its gross!)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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How do you know we don't lead righteous lives? You've only just met us, you know.

“Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven."

- Luke 6:37

Because you are a flamboyant homosexual, which is a foul and sinful lifestyle, as well as an affront to my appetite.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[Bobby-Joe]

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How do you know we don't lead righteous lives? You've only just met us, you know.

“Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven."

- Luke 6:37

Yawn, like we haven't heard that one 10,000 times

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

That's a direct quote from Christ Himself.

And twocalmcows,
Don't be absurd. Atheists are dangerous liberal lunatics who want to Secularize America. Didn't you learn anything on 911?

[JediKnight]

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Atheists are dangerous liberal lunatics who want to Secularize America. Didn't you learn anything on 911?

The only thing I learned was Americans can't defend their planes and I was glad to be in the glorious UK

[Eosphoros]

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Yawn, like we haven't heard that one 10,000 times

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

That's a direct quote from Christ Himself.

And twocalmcows,
Don't be absurd. Atheists are dangerous liberal lunatics who want to Secularize America. Didn't you learn anything on 911?

YEAH DIDNT U LEARN ANYTHING!!??

Terrorists need to die woooo

Join me and I'll show you how to take down those damned towelheads

[Bobby-Joe]

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The only thing I learned was Americans can't defend their planes and I was glad to be in the glorious UK

Your from a notorious next of antisemitism like England and you dare claim we Americans are racists?

As for defending planes go I understand the passengers on Flight 93 did a quite effective job.

[ARCEUS IS REAL]

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Yawn, like we haven't heard that one 10,000 times

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

That's a direct quote from Christ Himself.

And twocalmcows,
Don't be absurd. Atheists are dangerous liberal lunatics who want to Secularize America. Didn't you learn anything on 911?

You.
Are.
A.
Codfish.