[twocalmcows]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

I am not a homer, never been and never will be,and I don't like homers by the way.

Homer Simpson doesn't like you either!

[proteastantguy]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

Please, that's just something I do. I don't intend to kid or not kid.

What gender are you?

[proteastantguy]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

Homer Simpson doesn't like you either!

I love watching the simpsons though I know it's just fiction.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

Rainbow person, are you aware that your choice of a small font makes your posts well-near impossible to read for the visually impaired?

We try to keep this site accessible to all, so they may find Jesus and be cured of their infirmities. Please respect the disabled. You may become one yourself someday.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

Tch. Parents these days. Why don't they teach their children manners? If only they spent more time here and less time drinking beer and watching America's Funniest Home Videos and other works of Satan we wouldn't have to put up with the rudeness of their spoiled homersexual children.

[Nobar King]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

Rainbow person, are you aware that your choice of a small font makes your posts well-near impossible to read for the visually impaired?

We try to keep this site accessible to all, so they may find Jesus and be cured of their infirmities. Please respect the disabled. You may become one yourself someday.

I haven't bothered to read more than a couple of the Rainbow lover's posts for this very reason. I just skim right over the rest of them.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

Rainbow person, are you aware that your choice of a small font makes your posts well-near impossible to read for the visually impaired?

We try to keep this site accessible to all, so they may find Jesus and be cured of their infirmities. Please respect the disabled. You may become one yourself someday.

You seem to have a different view to the "management"

Q: Would you allow an atheist who knew sign language to interpret your pastor's sermon to the deaf?
A: No! Unsaved are NOT welcome!

Q: Would you allow ramps and a crippled section in your fellowship hall?
A: No! Unsaved are NOT welcome!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

You seem to have a different view to the "management"

There is a difference between helping people to find Jesus via the website, which is an outreach effort, and bringing them into the House of God before they have consecrated themselves to Him and given up their sinful lives of depravity. Once Saved(c), their infirmities will be healed by God's grace. So, why ramps and translators?

I realize that you are probably carb-doping and unable to comprehend such basic differences.

How's that obesity thing working out for you, carb-lover?

[Rainbow<3]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

I've been off for a while, so allow me to reply to as many of these as I can...

Twocalmcows: Homer Simpson; That's exactly what I was thinking. XD

Protestantguy: I'm female.

Rev. M. Rodimer: Ignoring the rudeness of your post, I'll make my font bigger, and easier to see.

Brother Snapper Grogan: Yes, I'm a spoiled homosexual child. ^.~ Despite the fact that I am an adult, perfectly capable of choosing my own way of life, and my parents did a wonderful job raising me.

And if ya'll think my way of life is so bad, then why don't you try to fix me, hmmm? Isn't that what Jesus would want you to do?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

And if ya'll think my way of life is so bad, then why don't you try to fix me, hmmm? Isn't that what Jesus would want you to do?

That's your prerogative to change. We can only instruct you and tell you that you are hellbound, but it's ultimately up to you to stop your sinful homosexual deathstyle and God-mocking ways.

[James Dewitt]

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Protestantguy: I'm female.



Brother Snapper Grogan: Yes, I'm a spoiled homosexual child. ^.~ Despite the fact that I am an adult, perfectly capable of choosing my own way of life, and my parents did a wonderful job raising me.

Lets look at two statements
1 You are a female

1 Corinthians 14:34-36


Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
What? came the word of God out from you? or came it unto you only?


2 You are a hell bound lesbo, and you say you mom and dad did a wonderful job of raising you.


How can that be, you are a lesbo?

[Rainbow<3]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

Oh, I'm not God-mocking. I'm Christian, and love our Lord.

And to speak in ya'll's terms, you can't tell an ignorant person "Here's a schoolbook, now learn," and then say that you've done all you can do. Sorry, it doesn't work that way.

And again, haven't I already stated my opinion on the rainbow? Loving how ya'll jump to conclusions. =]

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

There is a difference between helping people to find Jesus via the website, which is an outreach effort

Now, we hope your ignorant minds are finally satisfied with the truth. If you have read this article and you are unsaved, kindly SHOO!

The Rev Jimmy does not seem to think this is an outreach effort.

In case Pastor Zeke didn't make it clear to you: We do our evangelism outside of our church and our forum.

How's that obesity thing working out for you, carb-lover?

The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete

2:6 The strange figure said unto Pete, “Everything in moderation, even moderation.”

I have no weight problem my friend, for I do as the Lord Noodle teaches us, and I take plenty of exercise.

You fall victim to the popular misconception the a Pastafarian ONLY eats Pasta, no we partake of Pasta as part of a balanced diet.

I have pointed this out before but if you take the obesity rate of America which is 30.6% (16.5% above the average) and compare it with a Nation known for their love of Pasta Italy 8.5% (5.6% below the average).

Yes I eat Pasta or Noodles everyday as it pleases God for me to do so, but that does not mean I eat a HUGE amount, for in most cases the Pasta or Noodles form but a small part of the meal.

[Rainbow<3]

Re: 'Ello There Loves!

Darn, James Dewitt, I wish I had seen your post, or I would have replied to two at once...

Oh, gee, I can't fight with that. I guess I better just shut up and roll over, huh? By the way, I hate to break it to you, but this is an online forum, not a church.

And I'm still waiting to find out who decided I was a lesbian. Because from what I can recall, I never said anything about it one way or another. *shrugs*

And Jo Freddie, I just gotta ask...are you really Pastafarian? In my speech class last semester, someone gave a speech on different religions, and Pastafarian was one of them. I just never met someone who practiced it. =]

[Jo Freddie]

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And Jo Freddie, I just gotta ask...are you really Pastafarian? In my speech class last semester, someone gave a speech on different religions, and Pastafarian was one of them. I just never met someone who practiced it. =]

I am indeed a Pastafarian and part of the group that try to promote the good work of the Councils of the Olive Garden. I was originally forced to come to this place by one of their Pastors who has since gone missing (I had nothing to do with his disappearance, unless of course he has converted and in now spreading the sauce himself)

You can find out more about Lord Noodle via the links in my signature and my writings in this place.

The Holy Noodle
A Condensed History of the World
The Most High and Holy Prayer
Mount ID
Jesus is son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?
WWAPD? (What Would A Pirate Do)